Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 15, 2012, 02:15:04 PM

Title: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on June 15, 2012, 02:15:04 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 15, 2012, 02:15:04 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!

14 states in the union are plague zones, the worst being Southern California and Arizona.

So I have to take the hit for this one.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 15, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Pixie on June 15, 2012, 02:15:04 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/15/plague-patient-critical-condition-oregon?CMP=twt_fd

NIGEL! I am sure Roger will agree that this is YOUR DOING!

It's just one more method we employ to keep the goddamn Californians out.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
 :lulz:

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
:lulz:

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Richter on June 15, 2012, 04:00:47 PM
Nigel, your town has failed if no one covers themselves in shit and rolls a wood cart past his room.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2012, 05:23:15 PM
OK, Richter, we need to clear something up.

I live in Portland. Portland is right here:
                             
                            v
(http://www.presentationmall.com/images/or_lg.jpg)

So, to make the rest of this make sense, first I have to explain Portland. Portland looks like this:

(http://www.sapdesignguild.org/community/images/portland_hood.jpg)

Portland is populated with these:

(http://www.digital-distro.com/www/portlandhipster/spot1.jpg)

There is Portland, and then there is the rest of Oregon. The rest of Oregon looks like this:

(http://assets.byways.org/asset_files/000/015/358/Homes_and_Ft._Rock_.jpg?1258688722)

and is populated with these:

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3605/3324576873_b36b376e0f.jpg)

Note the location of Crook County on the map. And never, ever go there.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Freeky on June 15, 2012, 05:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
:lulz:

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2012, 05:54:36 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 15, 2012, 05:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
:lulz:

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.

Funny story involving javelina and the dyslexic Olympic team...
:rimshot:
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Richter on June 19, 2012, 04:04:38 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 05:23:15 PM
OK, Richter, we need to clear something up.

I live in Portland. Portland is right here:
                             
                            v
(http://www.presentationmall.com/images/or_lg.jpg)

So, to make the rest of this make sense, first I have to explain Portland. Portland looks like this:

(http://www.sapdesignguild.org/community/images/portland_hood.jpg)

Portland is populated with these:

(http://www.digital-distro.com/www/portlandhipster/spot1.jpg)

There is Portland, and then there is the rest of Oregon. The rest of Oregon looks like this:

(http://assets.byways.org/asset_files/000/015/358/Homes_and_Ft._Rock_.jpg?1258688722)

and is populated with these:

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3605/3324576873_b36b376e0f.jpg)

Note the location of Crook County on the map. And never, ever go there.

Generally I assume that any place called "crook" has been labelled so for a reason.  Anyone going there is either aware what they are in for, or too dumb to live. 

Much like certain lost towns in Massachusettes, the south filth of providence, and Connecticut, I make it a point to gas up and pass through at speeds that prohibit detection.  Some of these degenerates will rush your car and hope that chivalry and mercy will stop you in time, and I don't have a replacement grill ready.
Title: Re: Nigel brings the fear, Medieval Style!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 19, 2012, 07:36:32 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 15, 2012, 05:27:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2012, 03:57:33 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 15, 2012, 03:51:08 PM
:lulz:

This, by the way, is why we don't eat the squirrels.

We don't have squirrels.  It's the one thing I miss about Chicago.

We DO, however, eat javalina.  Which are plague-infested prehistoric pigs.  But we are MANLY men, and we have antibodies that can kill a charging bull elephant.

Funny note about javelina:  they might be vaguely related to hippopotamus.

Hog doggin' is HUGE here. Because you have to let a javalina and a bunch of dogs rip each other to shit to make REAL TEXAS BBQ.