Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 09:13:25 PM

Title: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 09:13:25 PM
Way back when, the good Rev gave me a Holy Quest to find the perfect cheeseburger.
Clearly, this is going to be a process of trial-and-error.

Day 1: Today I ate at that place with the arches. The clown's castle.
I mean,
This is a pic of me eating a Big Mac! I ♥ California!
(http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/5855/theclownandthearchessma.jpg)
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 20, 2012, 09:27:15 PM
Is that your original art?

That's fucking stellar, dude.

:mittens:
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 09:41:24 PM
It is. Thank you so much. The idea is I'mma be doing one for every burger I eat till the quest is complete.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 20, 2012, 10:04:25 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 09:41:24 PM
It is. Thank you so much. The idea is I'mma be doing one for every burger I eat till the quest is complete.

Don't get too driven with it.
The Supersize Me dude almost died.  :x

The pic rocks, though. Perfect representation.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 20, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink.  :lol:

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 20, 2012, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink.  :lol:

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 20, 2012, 11:57:54 PM
That's awesome.   :lulz:
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: AFK on June 21, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
If there is ever another publication of any sort again, that should be in it, probably on the cover. 


:mittens:
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 12:38:58 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink.  :lol:

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.

It's industrial alcohol, lard, flavoring, and coloring.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 21, 2012, 01:08:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 12:38:58 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 11:44:10 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 20, 2012, 10:08:28 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on June 20, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Won't be doing it every day or anything. :lol:

Wise choice.

When I used to eat that stuff, I'd walk in, it smelled awesome. Then I took the first bite and it was pretty good. Second bite, not so good. Halfway through, it started tasting like crap, the place started to stink.  :lol:

Yeah. McD's is especially like that for me. By the time I'm through the burger, I can't eat the fries.

Their "cheese" is interesting. I know some of it is congealed grease and salt, but damned if I can figure out what the rest of it is.

It's industrial alcohol, lard, flavoring, and coloring.

So every quarter pounder I put in my body was roughly equivalent to drinking sterno with a side of hog fat and toxins?
Yay.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 21, 2012, 05:16:25 AM
Oh, it's WAY worse than that.

I worked there once for about 2 months, just so I could sell weed out of the drive-thru window (before they automated all that shit). It was enlightening and informative for all the wrong reasons.

One thing I took from it: NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER eat any "chicken" products from McD's.
Title: Re: The Hamburg Hunt
Post by: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:48:41 AM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 21, 2012, 05:16:25 AM
Oh, it's WAY worse than that.

I worked there once for about 2 months, just so I could sell weed out of the drive-thru window (before they automated all that shit). It was enlightening and informative for all the wrong reasons.

One thing I took from it: NEVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER eat any "chicken" products from McD's.

This sounds like a story I want to hear!