This cunt had my daughter watch her demon spawn all night and refuses to pay. Need caption. KTHXBAI.
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TEE HEE HEE, WHAT IS "DOG SANTORUM?"
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Oooooooh, good one. :lulz:
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While many have mastered the proper mudras for Buddhist meditation, some still can't manage a state of No-Mind without the combined use of whiskey, nicotine, and cocaine.
CALL [insert phone number here] IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME
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Mass produce and stick in phone booths around town.
Thanks! Burrrrrn.
It's a good day to make a run to the copy machine. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"who filled my jenkem bottle with cocaine and vomit?"
And wat is that orange-thing?
Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?
Quote from: Forsooth on June 21, 2012, 05:16:32 PM
And wat is that orange-thing?
I'm glad I'm not the only one questioning that.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:18:51 PM
Not sure...a deformed tomato? Giant crab larvae? Dildo?
if it had legs, it would remind me of large beetle larve
but this time, gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces
Quote from: Forsooth on June 21, 2012, 05:44:30 PM
gigantic space beetles that thrive on drug-infused feces
Leave the PD.com community out of this.
That isn't a deformed tomato, it's a tomato that's supposed to look that way and is more expensive. They're 4 bucks a pound here. I forget their name, though.
Edit: Heirloom tomatoes. That's what they're called. They're really quite tasty.
I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 01:56:12 AM
I don't see them in the stores here. Some old guy probably grew it and traded it for a li'l hoovering. :lol:
OH GOD YES, I'LL GIVE YOU THE REST OF MY DEFORMED TOMATOES FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES, MMM OH YEAH....
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What the hell. :lulz:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 22, 2012, 02:22:10 AM
What the hell. :lulz:
Do never peel back the thin veneer of a small town, Freeky.
IT'S LEOPARD PANTIES IN THE URINAL ALL THE WAY DOWN!
An old guys getting weird with appliances. :lulz:
That dude was masterfully womped from its original into black speedo with a vacuum cleaner. He used to be hanging upside down from his balls. :lulz:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 22, 2012, 02:39:59 AM
That dude was masterfully womped from its original into black speedo with a vacuum cleaner. He used to be hanging upside down from his balls. :lulz:
Mother of Bob... :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 02:36:42 AM
Do never peel back the thin veneer of a small town, Freeky.
IT'S LEOPARD PANTIES IN THE URINAL ALL THE WAY DOWN!
IMA BE SICK
Anyways, Freeky says to caption it, "GET YOUR GODDAMN PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF MY SEMEN!"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:40:00 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 22, 2012, 02:36:42 AM
Do never peel back the thin veneer of a small town, Freeky.
IT'S LEOPARD PANTIES IN THE URINAL ALL THE WAY DOWN!
IMA BE SICK
Anyways, Freeky says to caption it, "GET YOUR GODDAMN PEANUT BUTTER OUT OF MY SEMEN!"
:potd: :lulz:
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 22, 2012, 02:39:59 AM
That dude was masterfully womped from its original into black speedo with a vacuum cleaner. He used to be hanging upside down from his balls. :lulz:
Yes, NEVER FORGET that "tools thread"
that which cannot be unseen, that which bleach into your eyes cannot even begin to help
I had a nightmare like that photo once, and the caption was "GOT A LIGHT? AND KISS YOUR MOMMA!".
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 22, 2012, 04:10:48 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 22, 2012, 02:39:59 AM
That dude was masterfully womped from its original into black speedo with a vacuum cleaner. He used to be hanging upside down from his balls. :lulz:
Yes, NEVER FORGET that "tools thread"
that which cannot be unseen, that which bleach into your eyes cannot even begin to help
Not having the right anatomy, I found it mostly fascinating instead of horrible.