I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need drugs to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Id rather have a few beers with you. Im not the fighting type.
Very well, sirrah, you force my hand. Can you find anyone willing to be your second?
I don't even know anything about your bitch-ass except that your fool-name makes me think that cuddling with a cold-blooded fish would be a profound waste of time that I could not possibly gain anything from!!
Fuck u in ways that stretch the limits of the FUCK!
I hope you die just after you realize that the empty nothing that you've mistakenly called a life was of no consequence in the inky blackness of Eternity. Despair and die.
I hope you fall in the final moment when your petty ego slips, weak and whimpering, into the void that has always been patiently waiting for you to figure It out.
This may take some time in your case.
Go and find refuge in the loud and obnoxious details that pass for meaning in your world. Then drink deeply of the oblivion waters of Lethe. I'll dutifully forget you, as will 7 million, million other monkeys.
Get what you came for here. A sense of meaning and recognition, I think. Then go and stumble around this petty theme park we call life. You will find diversion if that's what you want. CHUMP!!!!!
Take the most painful way out. Put so much bath salt chemistry into your system that you dissolve entirely and make a mark on Yahoo! Nobody will notice.
You are nothing.
Take heart that nobody really is! The great ones that did make a mark in the last 5000 years are also nothing. You will join them.
I will too, but you asked for a fight.
Peace and happiness--
TWJ
You keep saying you wanna fight, Dimo, but I don't see you being in any hurry to get to Woods Hole to receive your ass-kicking. :lulz:
If you want a fight then come to Scotland. You won't be disappointed. Incapable of eating solids for a couple of months, yes but not disappointed.
P3nt, this is Scotland we're talking about. Fights have rules. Scotland doesn't.
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 21, 2012, 05:54:45 PM
You keep saying you wanna fight, Dimo, but I don't see you being in any hurry to get to Woods Hole to receive your ass-kicking. :lulz:
WOODS HOLE!? What do I look like, some kinda trust fund, panty-waste pansy? MY VERY PRESENCE THERE WOULD CAUSE THE ENTIRE FUCKING SISSY-ASS PLACE TO COMBUST INSTANTANEOUSLY! But that's just not my style, dig? The true fist of the North Star doesn't run oft all willy-nilly, he waits...
THEN BAM!
Srsly, tho Imma map-quest that shit and come drop a fucking elbow on a motherfucker.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 21, 2012, 05:53:16 PM
I don't even know anything about your bitch-ass except that your fool-name makes me think that cuddling with a cold-blooded fish would be a profound waste of time that I could not possibly gain anything from!!
Fuck u in ways that stretch the limits of the FUCK!
I hope you die just after you realize that the empty nothing that you've mistakenly called a life was of no consequence in the inky blackness of Eternity. Despair and die.
I hope you fall in the final moment when your petty ego slips, weak and whimpering, into the void that has always been patiently waiting for you to figure It out.
This may take some time in your case.
Go and find refuge in the loud and obnoxious details that pass for meaning in your world. Then drink deeply of the oblivion waters of Lethe. I'll dutifully forget you, as will 7 million, million other monkeys.
Get what you came for here. A sense of meaning and recognition, I think. Then go and stumble around this petty theme park we call life. You will find diversion if that's what you want. CHUMP!!!!!
Take the most painful way out. Put so much bath salt chemistry into your system that you dissolve entirely and make a mark on Yahoo! Nobody will notice.
You are nothing.
Take heart that nobody really is! The great ones that did make a mark in the last 5000 years are also nothing. You will join them.
I will too, but you asked for a fight.
Peace and happiness--
TWJ
What you don't seem to realize is that you're already dead.
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 06:21:06 PM
P3nt, this is Scotland we're talking about. Fights have rules. Scotland doesn't.
What kind of lame english faggotry is this? the only rules that apply to fighting is the laws of physics :argh!:
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 06:32:30 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 21, 2012, 05:53:16 PM
I don't even know anything about your bitch-ass except that your fool-name makes me think that cuddling with a cold-blooded fish would be a profound waste of time that I could not possibly gain anything from!!
Fuck u in ways that stretch the limits of the FUCK!
I hope you die just after you realize that the empty nothing that you've mistakenly called a life was of no consequence in the inky blackness of Eternity. Despair and die.
I hope you fall in the final moment when your petty ego slips, weak and whimpering, into the void that has always been patiently waiting for you to figure It out.
This may take some time in your case.
Go and find refuge in the loud and obnoxious details that pass for meaning in your world. Then drink deeply of the oblivion waters of Lethe. I'll dutifully forget you, as will 7 million, million other monkeys.
Get what you came for here. A sense of meaning and recognition, I think. Then go and stumble around this petty theme park we call life. You will find diversion if that's what you want. CHUMP!!!!!
Take the most painful way out. Put so much bath salt chemistry into your system that you dissolve entirely and make a mark on Yahoo! Nobody will notice.
You are nothing.
Take heart that nobody really is! The great ones that did make a mark in the last 5000 years are also nothing. You will join them.
I will too, but you asked for a fight.
Peace and happiness--
TWJ
What you don't seem to realize is that you're already dead.
WRONG!! I'm quite sure that I'm already dead...eventually. You're the one in denial! Here's a bit from beyond our mutual Grave: Being dead, or not, is an irrelevant distinction save that you can tell a living person that they'll die and be believed. You cannot tell a dead person that they will live and have any effect on them.
Let's fight then, it's the exclusive domain of the living!
Maybe I'm just in a mood and have the luxury of time to open fire, but you posted this thread!
What would you prefer fight about?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre
HAMA RULES:
1. THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.
2. NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre
HAMA RULES:
1. THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.
2. NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.
Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 06:27:13 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on June 21, 2012, 05:54:45 PM
You keep saying you wanna fight, Dimo, but I don't see you being in any hurry to get to Woods Hole to receive your ass-kicking. :lulz:
WOODS HOLE!? What do I look like, some kinda trust fund, panty-waste pansy? MY VERY PRESENCE THERE WOULD CAUSE THE ENTIRE FUCKING SISSY-ASS PLACE TO COMBUST INSTANTANEOUSLY! But that's just not my style, dig? The true fist of the North Star doesn't run oft all willy-nilly, he waits...
THEN BAM!
Srsly, tho Imma map-quest that shit and come drop a fucking elbow on a motherfucker.
We're here until noon tomorrow.
but good luck baiting these "Nantucket Red"-wearing pantywaists into a proper bar fight. I couldn't even get any of them to look me in the eye except for that one guy at the urinal in Captain Kidd's, and that was way more unsettling for me than it was for him, since I wasn't
trying to get him to look me in the eye at the urinal.
Seems you're about two hours away, which puts this within the realm of "do-able."
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre
HAMA RULES:
1. THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.
2. NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.
Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...
Moar fucking rules :argh!: Question - if I throw your unconscious, ass on the freeway does the cement truck count as a weapon?
I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 10:07:15 PM
I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.
Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 21, 2012, 09:12:36 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre
HAMA RULES:
1. THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.
2. NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.
Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...
Moar fucking rules :argh!: Question - if I throw your unconscious, ass on the freeway does the cement truck count as a weapon?
"Environmental hazards" are fair game.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 10:19:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 10:07:15 PM
I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.
Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
Your momma's gettin' so fat, that the derivative of her mass function with respect to time is motherfuckin' undefined.
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 10:24:10 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 10:19:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 10:07:15 PM
I am willing to fight Dimo, with science.
Are you calling me falsifiable? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face.
Your momma's gettin' so fat, that the derivative of her mass function with respect to time is motherfuckin' undefined.
Oh snap
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:55:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 07:43:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:42:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 05:09:39 PM
I'm dead serious, you fucking shit-ass fuck-tards.
I'm tired of your man-pussy bullshit and I'm about ready to frack your fucking skulls for some sweet, sweet brain juice. YOU THINK BATH-SALTS ARE BAD?! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNDER MY OWN VOLITION! I don't need Roger's inflamed gonads to have a good time.
Now, fisticuffs, or GTFO.
Okay. I'm all about a little bare-knuckle boxing.
Hama rules, of course.
When I throw down, it's gonna register a 9.5 on the RICHTER SCALE! (It's ok, though, I let Richter use the Dimo scale).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hama_massacre
HAMA RULES:
1. THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES.
2. NEVER DO ANYTHING HALFWAY.
Do you think we can accomplish all that with just the two of us, and no weapons? Only one way to find out, I s'pose...
HAMA.
FUCKING.
RULES.
Cain, I love you.
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