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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM

Title: Book Report
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 21, 2012, 07:34:35 PM
You still haven't responded to me in your last thread.

So I work on this one, you're already bored and making ANOTHER one.

YOU'RE NOT THAT BIG.  YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
Book report....movie.

!#!ERROR.  REDO FROM START!#!
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2012, 07:37:32 PM
Book report....movie.

!#!ERROR.  REDO FROM START!#!

Wait 'till you see the second assignment.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Freeky on June 22, 2012, 02:27:59 AM
Ooo!  This looks like fun!

I'ma do this at the last minute.  It's worked for me so far.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Johnny on June 22, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
Even do the "book" addresses such pertinent issues such as the dangers and consequences of a nuclear holocaust, and the ensuing ruins civilization would be in ("crapsack world"), as well as human's always recurring selfishness and quest for power over everyone else, it does provide several golden morals, such as "the power of friendship", or "lonely at the top" or that there is always another "power level" to be unleashed with shiny auras.

Also, in the future, we all eat flowers to survive, so enjoy that ramen while you still can!
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 02:59:18 AM
Why would I watch anime without tentacles in it?

(downloading the youtube vid now)
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:10:08 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on June 22, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
Even do the "book" addresses such pertinent issues such as the dangers and consequences of a nuclear holocaust, and the ensuing ruins civilization would be in ("crapsack world"), as well as human's always recurring selfishness and quest for power over everyone else, it does provide several golden morals, such as "the power of friendship", or "lonely at the top" or that there is always another "power level" to be unleashed with shiny auras.

Also, in the future, we all eat flowers to survive, so enjoy that ramen while you still can!


A-

The bolded bits are really what makes this a successful report. Keep up the good work!






... Is what I would have said if you had met the minimum word requirement.

F-
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.

Well, I don't care how many ball-bags you have to clobber to get through it, I expect that report on my desk before morning.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.

Well, I don't care how many ball-bags you have to clobber to get through it, I expect that report on my desk before morning.

Listen, you sad-sack little piece of jizz crust from long-dead mafioso beach combers, I don't WANNA and I don't HAFTA.  If you want THAT kind of entertainment, THEN YOU FUCKING WELL KNOW WHERE WARWICK IS, DON'T YOU?  If I wanted to put up with THIS manner of brain-damaged shit, I'd be hanging around the Goddamn cons, all cosplayed up like GODDAMN SAILOR MOON.

Does anyone here want to see THAT SHIT?

I didn't think so.  Freeky, shut the hell up.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:37:40 AM
AND THERE'LL BE NO GODDAMN WOMPING, EITHER.

I am a fucking HOLY MAN™, and I DEMAND THE RESPECT THAT IS MY DUE.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Golden Applesauce on June 22, 2012, 04:04:28 AM
Mr. Heart had it coming.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Johnny on June 22, 2012, 04:07:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:37:40 AM
AND THERE'LL BE NO GODDAMN WOMPING, EITHER.

I am a fucking HOLY MAN™, and I DEMAND THE RESPECT THAT IS MY DUE.

WAIT, THAT SOUNDS VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT THE IRON MASKED GUY, THE KING AND THE CONQUEROR SAID TO ITS SUBORDINATES AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER!!!

you is tEH TYRANTS  :aaa:
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Freeky on June 22, 2012, 05:04:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:36:51 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:31:19 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 22, 2012, 03:29:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:25:43 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 21, 2012, 07:30:07 PM
Your first assignment is a book report.

Your book report will be on this movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8&feature=related).

There is a 200 word minimum. If you fail to reach the minimum word count, you will receive an "F" for "Fuck You." You may exceed this limit, but if you run too long, you increase your chance of getting a sub-standard mark of "SHUT UP." 

This assignment is due as of now.

I am NOT watching 1 hour 49 minutes of crappy anime.  I cordially invite you to shit in your hat.  You dago bastard.

What are you talking about? Fist of the North Star is one of only five anime movies WORTH watching. It's only after the Japanese started producing anime specifically to cater to American children (around the early 90's) did the genre go bad.

Um, the first minute was nothing but crap Zen bullshit.  I had to punch the neighbor in the nutsack just to keep from dropping 1-8-7 on a motherfuckin' COP.

Well, I don't care how many ball-bags you have to clobber to get through it, I expect that report on my desk before morning.

Listen, you sad-sack little piece of jizz crust from long-dead mafioso beach combers, I don't WANNA and I don't HAFTA.  If you want THAT kind of entertainment, THEN YOU FUCKING WELL KNOW WHERE WARWICK IS, DON'T YOU?  If I wanted to put up with THIS manner of brain-damaged shit, I'd be hanging around the Goddamn cons, all cosplayed up like GODDAMN SAILOR MOON.

Does anyone here want to see THAT SHIT?

I didn't think so.  Freeky, shut the hell up.

:fap: :fap: :fap:  I just can't resist a man in a skimpy miniskirt. 
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 22, 2012, 06:00:04 AM
SUCK MY DICK.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 02:47:18 PM
NIGEL YOU DONT HAVE A DICK. GIVE IT BACK TO THE POOR SOD RIGHT THIS INSTANCE.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: LMNO on June 22, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
WAIT -- WHO'S DICK HAVE I BEEN SUCKING FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF?
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 02:54:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 22, 2012, 02:53:20 PM
WAIT -- WHO'S DICK HAVE I BEEN SUCKING FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A HALF?

I think we need to do a roll call of the NW spags.
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: Triple Zero on June 22, 2012, 03:02:05 PM
LMNO, could've been any of several. If you want to be sure, best to log on and check your Netdix queue, right?
Title: Re: Book Report
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 22, 2012, 03:11:43 PM
I don't mind if it's mine.  I grow new appendages in a day or so, like a salamander.