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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM

Title: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
So i dont spag up open bar.

Carmen is fumigating today. On top of this im going to thoroughly spray my room with rubbing alcohol. 90% kills them on contact. On top of that diatomaceous earth along the walls in the closet and around every bit of furniture like ech suggested. Clothes in storage containers once i get to the laundromat. I threw out the blankets and pillows that were on my mattress. I have two pillows that are fine that ive been using.

My room is going to be as inhospitable as venus.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Kai on June 28, 2012, 07:33:29 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 06:41:54 PM
So i dont spag up open bar.

Carmen is fumigating today. On top of this im going to thoroughly spray my room with rubbing alcohol. 90% kills them on contact. On top of that diatomaceous earth along the walls in the closet and around every bit of furniture like ech suggested. Clothes in storage containers once i get to the laundromat. I threw out the blankets and pillows that were on my mattress. I have two pillows that are fine that ive been using.

My room is going to be as inhospitable as venus.

And yet, somehow, life will find a way.

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Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2012, 07:34:04 PM
You need a BOLO.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:39:31 PM
Whats a bolo?
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:39:31 PM
Whats a bolo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_(tank)
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Sounds like something to have anyway.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:52:19 PM
Sounds like something to have anyway.

Shit yeah.

Also, one shot from the hellbore and there won't be ANY bedbugs in your bedroom.  Or apartment.  Or city.  There might be a little bit of radiation, but isn't that a small price to pay?
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:57:52 PM
I get irradiated twice just heading to ireland. Why not?
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2012, 08:02:03 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 07:57:52 PM
I get irradiated twice just heading to ireland.

There is sound reasoning behind that.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
Apollo is in cahoots with the tsa? Shit...
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 28, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
Quote from: Iron Twiddleton on June 28, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
Apollo is in cahoots with the tsa? Shit...

Everyone is.  Welcome to the 21st Century, Citizen.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 29, 2012, 12:26:34 AM
You had the option to take the patdown. And go, "oh baby, oh baby..."
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 12:36:40 AM
True but the circumstances of my last visit made comedic protest a really bad idea.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 29, 2012, 12:47:56 AM
Most people who fly a lot opt for the patdown anyway instead of rolling the dice getting zapped constantly.
You probably don't get to go that often, though.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 12:53:31 AM
Flying to ireland is expensive. Aside from october i hadnt been there since the bush administration. I will try to get there more often but its not feasible for now.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 02:07:14 AM
Carmen's exterminator found no evidence of infestation on either the walls or on my mattress, but everything was sprayed, and I vacuumed everything when I got home and threw a load in the wash.

I'm going to continue with the alcohol sprays as well as the d-earth to be safe, maybe after a few days and I ask Carmen to have the guy come again. Can't be too careful with this shit.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2012, 03:54:51 AM
It took me a solid month to get rid of mine. Whatever you can live without, Space Bag and put into storage. Remember those fuckers can live for over a year without food. Do laundry every week. Not every day, the week is fine. The D-Earth worked fantastic for me.

I'm itchy now. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:00:56 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 03:54:51 AM
It took me a solid month to get rid of mine. Whatever you can live without, Space Bag and put into storage. Remember those fuckers can live for over a year without food. Do laundry every week. Not every day, the week is fine. The D-Earth worked fantastic for me.

I'm itchy now. Fuck you.

Yeah, it's hard for me to tell what's residual bites and what's psychosomatic.

With the weekend coming I'll have some good time to go through my stuff and see. I have a lot of wardrobe to go through, and maybe just chuck some stuff.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:21:46 AM
I'm not going to lie. I'm STILL paranoid.

I've moved twice, gotten new furniture, and I still check for them regularly if I wake up feeling a bit itchy. Of course, sweat can make you itchy...but that doesn't stop me from systematically checking my body for bites and ripping the sheets off of my bed furiously.
Title: Re: Limited invertabrate genocide thread
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2012, 04:51:30 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 04:21:46 AM
I'm not going to lie. I'm STILL paranoid.

I've moved twice, gotten new furniture, and I still check for them regularly if I wake up feeling a bit itchy. Of course, sweat can make you itchy...but that doesn't stop me from systematically checking my body for bites and ripping the sheets off of my bed furiously.

Yeah- I was like that for a long time with fleas even after I no longer had a dog. It still makes me itch to think about it.