Dimo licked a statue. Many have heard this tale. While I can't offer photographic proof of the act since he was so bloody quick about it, I can offer evidence that we were in the museum. Note though, that the phone on my camera does not have a flash because I'm a cheap bastard.
This is a very convincing statue of leln:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov1.jpg)
Suu, contrasting Western Thought with Eastern Thought:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov2.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov3.jpg)
Richter, showing Siddhartha how it's done:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov4.jpg)
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov5.jpg)
I tried to get a shot of dimo, but he started leaving the room while I was doing it:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov6.jpg)
Suu, showing us the way to Enlightenment:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov7.jpg)
Looks like a Flying Spaghetti monster, but considering this is in Providence, I'm going to have to say Ancient One:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov8.jpg)
This is the statue dimo licked. He also licked a statue of Shiva, but I didn't witness that.
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov9.jpg)
Life imitates art:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov10.jpg)
Goatees always mean the Mirror Universe is somehow involved:
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/prov11.jpg)
Suu has a picture of me doing the same, where I am having a difficult time balancing. This prompted dimo to say "Twid has the grace of a wildebeest."
It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixiu).
Uh oh.
I have a little one on a bracelet. I was instructed not to let anybody else touch it, but if some busybody happened to do it anyway not to worry since Pi Yao would drain their luck and give it to me. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 29, 2012, 06:29:52 AM
It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixiu).
Uh oh.
I have a little one on a bracelet. I was instructed not to let anybody else touch it, but if some busybody happened to do it anyway not to worry since Pi Yao would drain their luck and give it to me. :lol:
QuoteThe myth of Pi Xiu tells that the creature violated a law of heaven, so the Jade Emperor punished it by restricting the pixiu's diet to gold, and prevented the creature from defecating by sealing its anus.
....
Dare I ask with what?
I think he just kicked him real hard and made it stick shut.
He's the JADE EMPEROR. I guess that's like Chuck Norris.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 29, 2012, 06:41:46 AM
I think he just kicked him real hard and made it stick shut.
He's the JADE EMPEROR. I guess that's like Chuck Norris.
:lulz:
I definitely have more spaggotry to post. But first, coffee.
Yes, I did Tebow in front of Buddha. I hate myself for doing it, but I felt obligated.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/556278_10150840532363143_311527565_n.jpg)
Richter, doing his work as a Holy Man:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/457057_10150843130948143_1409532941_o.jpg)
I was feeling a bit Hindu:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/467478_10150843131653143_2001416339_o.jpg)
And then we all got graceful...well, except Twid:
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/459968_10150843132118143_310040201_o.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/413017_10150843132758143_1011690673_o.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/475307_10150843133388143_1573165198_o.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/468280_10150843133903143_810571801_o.jpg)
"ART, DAMNIT! IT'S ART!"
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/462633_10150843135333143_1149512334_o.jpg)
Here's Richter and Dimo re-creating "The Creation of Man"
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/465511_10150843138013143_512362908_o.jpg)
"A bird in the hand..."
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/474124_10150843152373143_1420163611_o.jpg)
SURPRISE GROPING!!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/465183_10150843153128143_1745222605_o.jpg)
:lulz:
Suu,
your hair looks cute as hell!!
Thanks. I've been keeping it very short lately and I love it. :)
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 29, 2012, 06:29:52 AM
It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixiu).
No wonder why my fung shui is all off.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 30, 2012, 06:51:12 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 29, 2012, 06:29:52 AM
It looks like Dimo might have licked a Pi Yao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixiu).
No wonder why my fung shui is all off.
DIMO!!!!
:lulz:
That was a fun day. We consumed wine and cheese until we realized we were debating philosophy. That was when we knew we were on the right wavelength to descend on the art museum.
I turned in the final paper for my summer course yesterday, I'm free until September. I demand excuses to get out of the house. July 14th is a Saturday this year, anyone up for some Bastille Day bistro-hopping? That is, if you guys can put up with my tone-deaf rendition of La Marseillaise.
A buddy of my is getting married the next day, so I'm trying to figure a way to hijack him into that vis a vis bachelor partydom.
.. like hell I'm going to a strip club in this state.
Quote from: leln on June 30, 2012, 12:01:25 PM
:lulz:
That was a fun day. We consumed wine and cheese until we realized we were debating philosophy. That was when we knew we were on the right wavelength to descend on the art museum.
I turned in the final paper for my summer course yesterday, I'm free until September. I demand excuses to get out of the house. July 14th is a Saturday this year, anyone up for some Bastille Day bistro-hopping? That is, if you guys can put up with my tone-deaf rendition of La Marseillaise.
I already created the Facebook event for it. Black berets and French flags for everyone!
Don't forget the disclaimer:
"Warning: Side effects may include wine, women and song."
We need some kind of prank or gag or O:MF to do.
Because trolling downtown Providence as stuck up Frenchmen on Bastille Day isn't enough?
Quote from: Suu on June 30, 2012, 05:31:59 PM
Because trolling downtown Providence as stuck up Frenchmen on Bastille Day isn't enough?
Fuck, I must have missed that part. Reading comprehension fail. How does one make himself look french?
It might be difficult for me to make it to that one. Anne Marie set that day for her birthday show.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on June 30, 2012, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 30, 2012, 05:31:59 PM
Because trolling downtown Providence as stuck up Frenchmen on Bastille Day isn't enough?
Fuck, I must have missed that part. Reading comprehension fail. How does one make himself look french?
- French beret hat
- Shirt or sweater with thick white horizontal stripes
- Pencil moustache
- Carry baguette underneath arm
the last two are most mandatory.
Don't forget your cravat.
(http://tippingoz.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/french-stereotype.jpg)
You also don't need a beret. You can get away with wearing one of these:
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2206/2208572975_d53c97b0f4.jpg)
Also, use a bicycle for transport.
I wonder what's up with the striped shirts anyway.
ok "some sort of french hat", then.
and stripes shirts are just french. they just are.
Le shirt stripement oui non qu'est-ce que tu il y a de la notre pensons a le vendredi et du beaucoup des maisons!
:lulz:
Yeah, I suppose that's like asking the what's up with the Irish and sweaters.
Also, research for us:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Be_French
That's also... I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say there Trip. I'm a bit rusty it seems.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvT8dMHqqVY
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2012, 02:24:48 PM
Yes, I did Tebow in front of Buddha. I hate myself for doing it, but I felt obligated.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Facebook/Wine%20cheese%20and%20a%20taste%20for%20art/556278_10150840532363143_311527565_n.jpg)
This photograph is excellent. The composition, light level, and graininess all contribute to it as a nice piece of art in itself.
Plus, you can kinda see down the front of Suu's top.
Richter took that one and I Instagramed it. My boobs look amazing these days. :fap: It's amazing what a change in BC pills and good bras can do for a woman.
Quote from: Suu on July 02, 2012, 02:46:29 PM
Richter took that one and I Instagramed it. My boobs look amazing these days. :fap: It's amazing what a change in BC pills and good bras can do for a woman.
I gotta get me measured soon. Unfortunately using a tape measure for such things is utter bullshit, and for my small back and large boobs, the best place for me to get measured is 50 miles away.
Man that shit just gets depressing. The larger my cup size gets, the harder it is to buy stuff I like, and I can pretty much forget anything in a budget range. Al;so, I was looking at vintage-styled underwears, and nothing bigger than an E cup. :argh!:
My sister measured me at Christmas when I was in Florida (she's certified and shit). She's making it an issue to do it for me every year now. Things you just don't think about being as important as they should be...
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 01, 2012, 03:04:00 PM
That's also... I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say there Trip. I'm a bit rusty it seems.
Hard to translate while making sense: "Oh not the wet celery and the flying almonds ... The feather duster. But throw in the egg whisk, we might get some gasoline as well."
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 03, 2012, 10:29:34 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 01, 2012, 03:04:00 PM
That's also... I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say there Trip. I'm a bit rusty it seems.
Hard to translate while making sense: "Oh not the wet celery and the flying almonds ... The feather duster. But throw in the egg whisk, we might get some gasoline as well."
:lulz: