Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Dark Monk on July 03, 2012, 07:33:12 AM

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Post by: The Dark Monk on July 03, 2012, 07:33:12 AM
And so I am drunk.

Now I don't often get drunk and I am lucid enough to tell that I am drunk, however I also notice I find myself asking this question to every problem in the world: Why?

Why can't we live in happiness?
Why can't we do work that pleases us?
Why do we like what we like even though we know there are certain aversions we should have?
Why do women seem to be subjugated openly, and men seem to be subjugated discreetly in some power trip due to their OWN gender?
Why did I take that last drink?
Why am I posting this?
Why do I ask why so much? Maybe I'd be a happy sheep not asking why.
Why?

It may seem a 5 year old sentiment to ask such things over and over, but maybe the 5 year old has it right, though the 5 year old doesn't have enough experience or thought to the future to be depressed or hopeful or a mixture of both.
Doomed to experience, doomed to more knowledge, doomed to more questions of why. it is the most dangerous word in the human dictionary, as it has to exist in every language. Wondering the reason behind the simplest things thought on enough can drive a man mad, let alone the complicated social system, the fight through endorphins and chemicals inside and out, the why of love, the why of hate, the why of the rush while letting the cool breeze flash across your face on an old broken bike that shouldn't run.

I don't understand, and maybe that's what others see as enlightened.
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Post by: Pæs on July 03, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.
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Post by: The Dark Monk on July 03, 2012, 08:10:54 AM
Quote from: Signor Paesior on July 03, 2012, 07:55:00 AM
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.

Even when I am drunk this is not a mindset I can agree with, and I know I should. Fuck it, enjoy the moment. I can't.
90000 MG of Fukitol, no matter how much I take, I am immune. I am not baiting for a response I hope it's not seen that way, I guess I am truly wondering this: Is there someone who feels as such, has more experience, and can handle that question properly, with the stipulation that Fukitol does not work.
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Post by: Triple Zero on July 03, 2012, 11:10:02 AM
See it's because the entire history of the universe conspired to produce exactly this moment and you just let it pass because you didn't pay attention and that is why we cannot have nice things.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 01:59:08 PM
Enlightenment is for people who can't or won't lose their shit.
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Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Enlightenment is what happens when you do lose your shit  :lulz:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 06:56:02 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
Enlightenment is what happens when you do lose your shit  :lulz:

Really?  I just can't see Buddha shitting on a golf course green.
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Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it

Alty made a little American flag when he was here.  I like the idea of it standing proudly in my poomp, not cowering in a hole.
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Post by: The Dark Monk on July 03, 2012, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 07:30:25 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 03, 2012, 07:09:08 PM
Buddha would shit in the cup - that way no one would notice til they had their hand in it

Alty made a little American flag when he was here.  I like the idea of it standing proudly in my poomp, not cowering in a hole.

This oddly enough made my day!
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Post by: Salty on July 03, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
I really wanted to poop on that golf course. Next time. We can go to Carl's Jr. and load up first.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 03, 2012, 07:55:50 PM
I really wanted to poop on that golf course. Next time. We can go to Carl's Jr. and load up first.

No, no, no.  We go to Shari Punjab.