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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 02:19:18 PM

Title: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 02:19:18 PM
http://teapartyorg.ning.com/forum/topics/they-took-our-freedoms-away-from-us-who-why-what-can-we-do?xg_source=activity&id=4301673%3ATopic%3A791569&page=11#comments

QuoteWe need to establish a D-DAY and hold to it! est. assemble points and storage points for weapons outside of D.C. Traveling from the south all states up to D.C. are CWP states , therefor VA. is the nearest the W.H. and should have the arms stored near the northern VA. border and shuttled to us after we establish our position at the W.H. Obama should be taken into custody first and work down from there. VP, Pelosi, Reid and the rest of the traitors. NO VIOLENCE. Call for arms only when absolutely needed. This is a peaceful, bloodless citizens revolt and may be our last chance to save our nation. They may try to stop us but I don't think they are up for it!! As soon as we begin we should concentrate on rapid action with custody teams assigned to each pol. Not just libs, but cons. as well who have worked for the downfall of OUR COUNTRY. Let's have a planning session soon. whoever is the MFWIC must send out a notice two weeks before the meet. Let's GO !! xxxxx
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Luna on July 03, 2012, 02:21:37 PM
Bring guns, but NO VIOLENCE!  Riiiight.

Kinda cute how they're already grasping that Romney is gonna lose.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 02:33:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 03, 2012, 02:21:37 PM
Bring guns, but NO VIOLENCE!  Riiiight.

Kinda cute how they're already grasping that Romney is gonna lose.

Kinda cute how they think they're going to be able to do something like this, especially after, you know, TALKING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

:lulz:

Yep, they're just going to walk right in to the White House and arrest Obama.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on July 03, 2012, 02:56:08 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 03, 2012, 02:21:37 PM
Bring guns, but NO VIOLENCE!  Riiiight.

Kinda cute how they're already grasping that Romney is gonna lose.

Wrong mailing list. This was meant to be sent out to the International Order of Bro-Brah's. By "Guns" they mean their awesome spray-tanned biceps. The thought here is that they are going to stand outside of the White House and say "Duuuude, not cool man," while flexing in their muscle shirts (displaying their "Guns"). Obama, Pelosi, et al, are just gonna fall to the ground with the sheer RAD of it all, and be taken hostage by their raw sex appeal.

It's gonna be a truly fucking epic bloodless bro-brah uprising. All non-violent and shit. There will be brewskis!
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Suu on July 03, 2012, 02:57:35 PM
THIS IS PEACEFUL BUT WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE PRESIDENT INTO CUSTODY AND EVERYONE UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE EAST COAST NEEDS TO BE ARMED. BUT IT'S BLOODLESS. TIME TO TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK!

:teabagger1:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:09:13 PM
QuoteWe need to establish a D-DAY and hold to it!
:lulz:

Quoteest. assemble points and storage points for weapons outside of D.C.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bureau_of_Alcohol,_Tobacco,_Firearms_and_Explosives
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeland_Security_Department
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism

QuoteTraveling from the south all states up to D.C. are CWP states , therefor VA. is the nearest the W.H. and should have the arms stored near the northern VA. border and shuttled to us after we establish our position at the W.H.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shay%27s_Rebellion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Rising

QuoteObama should be taken into custody first and work down from there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secret_Service

QuoteVP, Pelosi, Reid and the rest of the traitors. NO VIOLENCE.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Hey look at this:
Quote from: US ConstitutionTreason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

QuoteCall for arms only when absolutely needed. This is a peaceful, bloodless citizens revolt and may be our last chance to save our nation. They may try to stop us but I don't think they are up for it!!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

QuoteAs soon as we begin we should concentrate on rapid action with custody teams assigned to each pol. Not just libs, but cons. as well who have worked for the downfall of OUR COUNTRY. Let's have a planning session soon. whoever is the MFWIC must send out a notice two weeks before the meet. Let's GO !! xxxxx

You'll all be meeting up in a secret location in Turkey as enemy combatants. Congratulations. You're terrorists and traitors now. And you'll never be heard from again.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 03:20:13 PM
So do you think this person is a fat young basement dweller, or an old guy like those four arrested in Georgia?
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:25:52 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 03:20:13 PM
So do you think this person is a fat young basement dweller, or an old guy like those four arrested in Georgia?

Basement dweller.  Anyone with experience would have said "rally points" instead of "assemble points".

Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:26:32 PM
And people ask me why I signed up for live updates from the tea party.

:lulz:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 03, 2012, 03:28:21 PM
This is all so so  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:30:57 PM
Yep.

HAY GUISE, LET'S ESTABLISH OUR RALLY POINTS AND EQUIPMENT CACHES ON THE INTERBUTTS!

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
\
:mullet:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:31:28 PM
There's the off chance that this is a plant, and a lesser chance that it's misinformation on the part of clever people.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:33:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:31:28 PM
There's the off chance that this is a plant, and a lesser chance that it's misinformation on the part of clever people.

That thought crossed my mind too, but it's Teabaggers we're talking about.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:38:47 PM
QuoteYea, I can see that!!!!! I should have never trusted him [her teacher]...well, I learned from my mistake.

Remember kids, never trust your teachers! They're just indoctrinating you. Also they're paid by the government to talk, so that must be some sort of welfare, and you should never trust anyone on welfare, no matter how much more educated they are than you.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:42:10 PM
By far the most intelligent post in the comments:

QuoteYou couldn't plot a cemetery never mind the over throw of the legitimate US government.

They can't spell either.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Suu on July 03, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
I decided I wanted to read the entire thread on that page.

Now I have coffee dripping out of my nose.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 03:56:40 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:42:10 PM
By far the most intelligent post in the comments:

QuoteYou couldn't plot a cemetery never mind the over throw of the legitimate US government.

They can't spell either.

I love this country.   :lulz:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Suu on July 03, 2012, 04:12:43 PM
A corner of my mind wants me to see them actually try to pull it off for the lulz. The rest of my brain knows they're all just pussies who couldn't kick a bunker open while wearing a trucker hat and boat shoes if they tried.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Cain on July 03, 2012, 04:15:08 PM
It's cute how they think seizing the President and senior Democrats will achieve anything.

Someone hasn't read The Art of Coup d'Etat.  Or paid attention to recent history.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:16:09 PM
A part of me wants to send an email to the appropriate agency and say "these guys probably arent a threat at all owing to their stupidity but just as a heads up theyre openly planning a coup."
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:16:09 PM
A part of me wants to send an email to the appropriate agency and say "these guys probably arent a threat at all owing to their stupidity but just as a heads up theyre openly planning a coup."

ALL of me wants to buy some popcorn and enjoy the show, as they get led out of their trailers in cuffs.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Cain on July 03, 2012, 04:19:46 PM
They won't even have to call out SEAL Team 6 for this.  Shit, I suspect most small town SWAT departments are heavily armed enough to take down teabaggers armed with: pistols, light machine guns, IEDs they made from purposefully compromised schematics on the interwebs, stupidity.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:20:09 PM
Oh yeah definitely. Lol. Crack open a few beers too. Actually this sort of thing might warrant something that comes in a cocunut and has a little umbrella.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 03, 2012, 04:19:46 PM
They won't even have to call out SEAL Team 6 for this.  Shit, I suspect most small town SWAT departments are heavily armed enough to take down teabaggers armed with: pistols, light machine guns, IEDs they made from purposefully compromised schematics on the interwebs, stupidity.

Yeah, this is gonna be the best entertainment EVER.

Even if it's just the one fatass.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:22:07 PM
It would be beautiful if it was seal team 6 though.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:22:07 PM
It would be beautiful if it was seal team 6 though.

Naw.  That's like watching a fight between Buster Douglas and Peewee Herman.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:40:58 PM
It would be but the idea of these guys facing seal team 6 satisfies me in an antijingoistic sort of way. It would be an unfair fight but it would be very say it aint so!
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 04:49:40 PM
I'm reading through a couple of the articles linked in that thread.  I'm having to take it in a couple sentences per go, because I fell like I'm getting stupider when I read it.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:55:45 PM
Tea should be consumed in moderation. Overindulging in tea can result in toxicitea.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:55:45 PM
Tea should be consumed in moderation. Overindulging in tea can result in toxicitea.

You just made this a pun thread.  And not even using a proper pun.

:tgrr:

You shall pay for this, Twid.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
Yeah i regretted it immediatly.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:04:36 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
Yeah i regretted it immediatly.

Well, too late now.  Thread is contaminated.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.

Why would you expect teabaggers to make sense?  :?
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Cain on July 03, 2012, 05:07:45 PM
I am reliably informed that atheism is a form of paganism.

And that secularism is atheism.

Therefore, teaching kids the constitution = paganism.

It's pretty obvious, really.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:08:50 PM
When I went to school, a kid being shaken down for his lunch money, or beaten up for kicks, was normal.

Now it is the outlier.

Just saying.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 05:29:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:08:50 PM
When I went to school, a kid being shaken down for his lunch money, or beaten up for kicks, was normal.

Now it is the outlier.

Just saying.

I grant you that.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has NOT returned.  Everything is fine.  If we catch anyone saying that He's back, they will be punished for spreading lies.

Return to your normal programming.  Everything is fine.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Forsooth on July 03, 2012, 05:34:07 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
Yeah i regretted it immediatly.

You shall be punished with no chance for impunity
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:34:45 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on July 03, 2012, 05:34:07 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:02:43 PM
Yeah i regretted it immediatly.

You shall be punished with no chance for impunity

Leaving this thread now.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 05:40:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:06:30 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:05:11 PM
It's really interesting, though. I do find myself agreeing with some of the things that they don't like that are in schools.  Here's the paragraph I was nodding at:

QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, and foul language. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

This is hyperbolic at best, but on the whole, I totally agree that these aren't good things that do occur.  But they don't seem to know what exactly goes on, because the following had me going "wat":

QuoteAlthough earth worship, paganism and the occult flourish in public schools...

These people MAKE NO SENSE.

/Captain Obvious.

Why would you expect teabaggers to make sense?  :?

I didn't, I was just really shocked that I agreed with them on any point. :lol:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Suu on July 03, 2012, 05:40:46 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on July 03, 2012, 05:10:50 PM
those bastards want to take away our children's "Defense against the Dark Arts" classes?!

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has NOT returned.  Everything is fine.  If we catch anyone saying that He's back, they will be punished for spreading lies.

Return to your normal programming.  Everything is fine.

You obviously have not seen the governor of Florida.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.

Yeah, no problem.  The problem I have is with that Forsooth jackass, who decided to continue it.

There's nothing quite like having an enjoyable thread mangled by the equivalent of the average game store low-functioning geek.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 03, 2012, 06:00:13 PM
The article linked to this:

http://www.eagleforum.org/educate/2001/sept01/socialism.shtml

QuoteMarxism and Humanism are the predominant philosophies of America's education establishment, yet every day we send the public schools our most precious gift, our children, to be "educated."

Our schools are filled with sex education, political correctness, environmental extremism, global unity, diversity training (pro-gay indoctrination), and "higher-order thinking skills" boldly claiming that, in order to become a higher order thinker, one must first believe absolutely that there are no absolutes!

THE DISCORDIAN MENACE HAS INFILTRATED OUR SCHOOLS  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 06:04:36 PM
I fucking hate antiintellectualism.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Forsooth on July 03, 2012, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.

Yeah, no problem.  The problem I have is with that Forsooth jackass, who decided to continue it.

There's nothing quite like having an enjoyable thread mangled by the equivalent of the average game store low-functioning geek.

Hey, hey, i'm an above average game store low-functioning geek
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 06:06:17 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on July 03, 2012, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.

Yeah, no problem.  The problem I have is with that Forsooth jackass, who decided to continue it.

There's nothing quite like having an enjoyable thread mangled by the equivalent of the average game store low-functioning geek.

Hey, hey, i'm an above average game store low-functioning geek

You have shown no evidence of that, jackass.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2012, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 03, 2012, 06:00:13 PM
The article linked to this:

http://www.eagleforum.org/educate/2001/sept01/socialism.shtml

QuoteMarxism and Humanism are the predominant philosophies of America's education establishment, yet every day we send the public schools our most precious gift, our children, to be "educated."

Our schools are filled with sex education, political correctness, environmental extremism, global unity, diversity training (pro-gay indoctrination), and "higher-order thinking skills" boldly claiming that, in order to become a higher order thinker, one must first believe absolutely that there are no absolutes!

THE DISCORDIAN MENACE HAS INFILTRATED OUR SCHOOLS  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:omg:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Suu on July 03, 2012, 06:22:17 PM
Quote from: Forsooth on July 03, 2012, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 03, 2012, 05:48:11 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 05:45:57 PM
Sorry roger.

Yeah, no problem.  The problem I have is with that Forsooth jackass, who decided to continue it.

There's nothing quite like having an enjoyable thread mangled by the equivalent of the average game store low-functioning geek.

Hey, hey, i'm an above average game store low-functioning geek

:suu:
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Cain on July 03, 2012, 06:26:45 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 03, 2012, 06:00:13 PM
The article linked to this:

http://www.eagleforum.org/educate/2001/sept01/socialism.shtml

QuoteMarxism and Humanism are the predominant philosophies of America's education establishment, yet every day we send the public schools our most precious gift, our children, to be "educated."

Our schools are filled with sex education, political correctness, environmental extremism, global unity, diversity training (pro-gay indoctrination), and "higher-order thinking skills" boldly claiming that, in order to become a higher order thinker, one must first believe absolutely that there are no absolutes!

THE DISCORDIAN MENACE HAS INFILTRATED OUR SCHOOLS  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Of course, this means Discordianism is Marxism.

On the other hand, well, we already knew that (http://chaosmarxism.blogspot.com).
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on July 03, 2012, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 03, 2012, 05:07:45 PM
I am reliably informed that atheism is a form of paganism.

And that secularism is atheism.

Therefore, teaching kids the constitution = paganism.

It's pretty obvious, really.

I keep reading about this movement to teach the constitution as the Wholly Infallible Ever-Awesome to counteract the heretical teachings of "changing interpretations over time," "active participation in democracy," and "social justice." So basically they're cool with Constitution Worship, just not secular Constitutionalism.

GOD BLESS AMERICA (seriously...you couldn't script this shit if you tried)!

Oh Look...Here's a Link (and they're in Wisconsin):
Enjoy:
https://www.facebook.com/notes/advocates-for-academic-freedom-corp/are-your-children-learning-to-preserve-protect-and-defend-the-constitution/292893074093730 (https://www.facebook.com/notes/advocates-for-academic-freedom-corp/are-your-children-learning-to-preserve-protect-and-defend-the-constitution/292893074093730)

QuoteUnless parents take a stand, Wisconsin students and students in most states will be required to analyze the changes made to the Constitution over time, to find a flaw in the Constitution, and to write their own amendments to the Constitution. This is setting the stage for teaching children that the Constitution is flawed and must be replaced, a goal of many professors including Sanford Levinson, author of Constitutional Faith. That author stated in a Q and A interview that the cover of his book represents the Constitution's tombstone.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Kai on July 03, 2012, 10:33:54 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 03, 2012, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 03, 2012, 05:07:45 PM
I am reliably informed that atheism is a form of paganism.

And that secularism is atheism.

Therefore, teaching kids the constitution = paganism.

It's pretty obvious, really.

I keep reading about this movement to teach the constitution as the Wholly Infallible Ever-Awesome to counteract the heretical teachings of "changing interpretations over time," "active participation in democracy," and "social justice." So basically they're cool with Constitution Worship, just not secular Constitutionalism.

GOD BLESS AMERICA (seriously...you couldn't script this shit if you tried)!

Oh Look...Here's a Link (and they're in Wisconsin):
Enjoy:
https://www.facebook.com/notes/advocates-for-academic-freedom-corp/are-your-children-learning-to-preserve-protect-and-defend-the-constitution/292893074093730 (https://www.facebook.com/notes/advocates-for-academic-freedom-corp/are-your-children-learning-to-preserve-protect-and-defend-the-constitution/292893074093730)

QuoteUnless parents take a stand, Wisconsin students and students in most states will be required to analyze the changes made to the Constitution over time, to find a flaw in the Constitution, and to write their own amendments to the Constitution. This is setting the stage for teaching children that the Constitution is flawed and must be replaced, a goal of many professors including Sanford Levinson, author of Constitutional Faith. That author stated in a Q and A interview that the cover of his book represents the Constitution's tombstone.

Why can't you just let them worship the Constitution as they do the Bible? Freedom of Religion and all that.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Reginald Ret on July 08, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, arson, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, foul language and jaywalking. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

Or was that just me?
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 09, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 08, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, arson, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, foul language and jaywalking. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

Or was that just me?

I'm wondering how jaywalking is possible in a school, now that you've mentioned it, or how it warrants being lumped in with arson and murder.

I was also going to say I don't think arson and murder happen, but then I remembered we occasionally have school shootings.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 09, 2012, 05:50:54 PM
BEING SMART IS FOR DUMMIES
Don't let the GAY BLACK MUSLIM LIBERAL AGENDA tell YOU what to think!

LET US TELL YOU WHAT TO THINK INSTEAD!
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Freeky on July 09, 2012, 08:04:11 PM
 :lulz: exactly.
Title: Re: And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 09, 2012, 08:55:22 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 09, 2012, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 08, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
QuoteOur schools are filled with violence, arson, murder, extortion, rape, unwanted pregnancy, [...] disrespect, foul language and jaywalking. Test scores have been declining for decades as the numbers of children who cannot read continue to increase.

Or was that just me?

I'm wondering how jaywalking is possible in a school, now that you've mentioned it, or how it warrants being lumped in with arson and murder.

I was also going to say I don't think arson and murder happen, but then I remembered we occasionally have school shootings.

You can't arson a school. Most of them are windowless cinderblock atrocities, like jails.

I was fortunate enough to go to school before they put cameras in the restrooms. People used to squirt lighter fluid in the trash cans, which were always full of paper towels, drop a match and mosey on to where they were going. A few minutes later the alarms would go off and we'd all get to go stand outside for a half hour. It was awesome.  :lulz:

The school never burned down. It couldn't.