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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:45:37 PM

Title: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:45:37 PM
...whereupon he orders a drink.

That's all.
Title: Re: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 07:46:35 PM
Sounds like a plan.

Twid
payday
Title: Re: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 05, 2012, 07:48:11 PM
An Irishman is drinking in the pub, when his friend runs in yelling, "HEY LIAM, SOME BASTARD IS STEALING YOUR CAR!"  Liam runs outside.  A few moments later, he comes back in.  His friend asks, "Well, did you catch the prick?", and Liam responds, "Well, no...But I got his license plate number."
Title: Re: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 07:50:26 PM
:spittake:
Title: Re: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: Deepthroat Chopra on July 06, 2012, 12:15:18 AM
An Irishman, a Scot and an American walk into a bar. The barman looks up and yells, "What's this? Some kind of joke?"
Title: Re: An Irishman, a drunk, and a maniac walk into a bar...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
I have one or two but they will have to wait due to phone limitation.
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