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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on July 08, 2012, 10:33:31 PM

Title: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 08, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
:(

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Oscar-winning-film-star-Ernest-Borgnine-dies-3691720.php
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Suu on July 08, 2012, 10:43:46 PM
I just fell on my knees and screamed, "NOOOO!" When I read that on Facebook 3.4 minutes ago.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Murmur on July 08, 2012, 11:29:07 PM
Read it on FB about 5 minutes ago... we need to start a death pool here, guys.

Pretty sad news.  :kingmeh:
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2012, 11:32:00 PM
Heh, I didn't realize he was still alive.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2012, 01:50:23 AM
Wasn't he like 150 years old?
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 09, 2012, 02:27:41 AM
95, to be exact.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: hooplala on July 09, 2012, 02:58:01 AM
Guess the masturbation failed in the end.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3b3ed3077/ernest-borgnines-secret-to-aging-well-from-that-happened (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3b3ed3077/ernest-borgnines-secret-to-aging-well-from-that-happened)
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 04:35:10 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 09, 2012, 02:58:01 AM
Guess the masturbation failed in the end.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3b3ed3077/ernest-borgnines-secret-to-aging-well-from-that-happened (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3b3ed3077/ernest-borgnines-secret-to-aging-well-from-that-happened)

That was beautiful!

Everyone should masturbate a lot.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 05:08:18 AM
Kitty Wells died this morning. She was 92.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/17/entertainment-us-kittywells-death-idUSBRE86F1AT20120717

If she masturbated every day, she never told anybody.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:10:56 AM
I hope she did!
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 05:13:24 AM
Well, she did make it to 92...  :p
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:19:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 17, 2012, 05:13:24 AM
Well, she did make it to 92...  :p

I am assuming she was a high-frequency masturbator.

Once a day or more, guys! For health!
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Phox on July 17, 2012, 05:20:47 AM
If it worked for Ernest Borgnine, it works for me!
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:26:20 AM
I'm masturbating right now!




JUST KIDDING!
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 17, 2012, 05:28:39 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 05:26:20 AM
I'm masturbating right now!
:lulz:




QuoteJUST KIDDING!
:horrormirth:
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 17, 2012, 05:34:11 AM
FINE THEN, I WILL


MY PEOPLE DEMAND IT




WHERE'S MY PORN
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Telarus on July 17, 2012, 06:43:50 AM
 :eek::1fap:
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: LMNO on July 17, 2012, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 05:34:11 AM
FINE THEN, I WILL


MY PEOPLE DEMAND IT




WHERE'S MY PORN


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,13574.0.html
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: hooplala on July 17, 2012, 04:10:45 PM
Whatever happened to Idem?
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 17, 2012, 05:59:21 PM
No shit, that kid was amazing.
Title: Re: Ernest Borgnine is dead.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 18, 2012, 03:04:01 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 17, 2012, 12:56:37 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 17, 2012, 05:34:11 AM
FINE THEN, I WILL


MY PEOPLE DEMAND IT




WHERE'S MY PORN


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,13574.0.html

OH GOOD GOD

YES


YES



YES.
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