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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2012, 11:50:24 PM

Title: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2012, 11:50:24 PM
Gives you your hair back makes you junk stop working.

Makes me glad that im not as vain as i think i am. Id much rather be bald and own it than not get a boner.

More and more im thinking pills just arent worth it unless it keeps you from possibly dying early.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 12, 2012, 11:52:29 PM
wait, what?!
this drug gives you a choice between hair and a functioning dick, and guys choose the hair?!
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 12, 2012, 11:58:49 PM
Yep. And heres the problem. Its just being reported now. And its a side effect found in young men too. Twenty somethings. The side effect is apparently permanent. I started receding my senior year of high school. Im a metalhead. I used to have long glorious hair. Ive also always been a broke spend thrift.

Thank the gods for that shit and thirty dollar buzzers.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 12:05:00 AM
Certain sexual side effects- never as awesome or specifically spelled out as one would hope.

Hair does not equal rock and roll all night and party every day.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2012, 12:20:46 AM
I don't get that either.  Just shave it all off and move on.  Most people have been able to make the bald look work.  I mean even a pointy headed guy like that dude from Midnight Oil.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 12:25:36 AM
I was pulled ou with forecepts and it works on me.

To quote bruce dickinson verbatim "if i had to choose between my heart and my dick i know which one would win" (nyc is the heart of metal- bollocks btw... And boston is the steel balls)
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 13, 2012, 07:44:31 AM
The irony is that presumably guys are taking the stuff because they think that keeping their hair (in violation of nature's way) will help them get laid.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 13, 2012, 07:44:31 AM
The irony is that presumably guys are taking the stuff because they think that keeping their hair (in violation of nature's way) will help them get laid.

Exactly.

And when I started going bald, I thought the same. "Oh I better get a permanent thing quick, otherwise no one will have me."

So, I can be pretty with a full head of hair and otherwise not fully functional? Naw.

Fuck that noise.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:14:09 AM
Hell, look at EOT.

He's a good looking dude. Hair on his chin and that's it.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:25:18 AM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa66/dracolupus/dickstillworks.jpg)
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:34:17 AM
And, in both those pics I got drunk and laid the same night.

The second one was more embarrassing. I fell off the bed. Irish wedding.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:37:27 AM
And yes, I've been to Stonehenge. While wearing my favorite Maiden t-shirt (it is a well worn shirt at this point. I was... err... That was almost ten years ago. The pic with Villager was last year.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:52:09 AM
It's a shite trade off, but in my experience, women don't care that much.

If anything, I'm under the impression that primate scalp baldness is an evolutionary sign of maturity, and therefore a signal that the potential father will actually help rear the offspring. I read something somewhere, citation needed, yadda. But male pattern baldness is not limited to H. sapiens, but is rather common among higher primates and if it were a detriment to reproduction, it would have been selected against a long ass time ago.

Long story short, I am now comfortable with you calling me bald, LMNO and Suu.

It adds extra schmex to my seximent.

Also, if you start losing your hair, it's better than losing your virility.
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 14, 2012, 02:27:51 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 13, 2012, 08:14:09 AM
Hell, look at EOT.

He's a good looking dude. Hair on his chin and that's it.

Well, and a full pelt.

Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 14, 2012, 05:34:14 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 13, 2012, 07:44:31 AM
The irony is that presumably guys are taking the stuff because they think that keeping their hair (in violation of nature's way) will help them get laid.

What I was gonna say.

What's the point? "Hey, baby, it's limber as a wet shirt but I'll let you suck it...I have HAIR"????
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 14, 2012, 07:26:32 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 14, 2012, 05:34:14 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 13, 2012, 07:44:31 AM
The irony is that presumably guys are taking the stuff because they think that keeping their hair (in violation of nature's way) will help them get laid.

What I was gonna say.

What's the point? "Hey, baby, it's limber as a wet shirt but I'll let you suck it...I have HAIR"????

:lulz:
Title: Re: Propecia
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 14, 2012, 02:59:50 PM
:lulz: