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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 04:56:00 PM

Title: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 04:56:00 PM
Why can't you listen?
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 18, 2012, 05:02:45 PM
I'm selectively deaf!
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Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 18, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
I BREAK THE LAW MAN! I'M A REBEL!
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:07:01 PM
You fuckers are aware that this is why we can't have Nice Things™, right?

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 18, 2012, 05:14:16 PM
NUH-UH! WE ARE THE NICE THINGS
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 18, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
ALWAYS check out the thing that people "forbid" you to look at.

Sometimes it's important.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Don Coyote on July 18, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
I would tell you why I didn't listen but that is above your security clearance level.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 18, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
ALWAYS check out the thing that people "forbid" you to look at.

Sometimes it's important.

And sometimes Roger is just bored.   :lulz:
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 18, 2012, 06:01:04 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 05:47:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 18, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
ALWAYS check out the thing that people "forbid" you to look at.

Sometimes it's important.

And sometimes Roger is just bored.   :lulz:

And sometimes there's a punchline.  :lulz:
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 18, 2012, 06:36:17 PM
AH HA! Jokes on you, I cant read.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 18, 2012, 06:36:35 PM
Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on July 18, 2012, 06:36:17 PM
AH HA! Jokes on you, I cant read.

:lulz:
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Freeky on July 18, 2012, 08:25:58 PM
SCREW YOU, MANTM.  I DO WHAT I WANT!

I'LL BE A FILTHY HIPPIE IF I WANT!
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Payne on July 18, 2012, 08:27:24 PM
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:16:37 AM
I couldn't help myself. Am I a Bad Person now?
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:23:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:16:37 AM
I couldn't help myself. Am I a Bad Person now?

You are from the former Warsaw Pact nation of Alberta.  So yes.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:23:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:16:37 AM
I couldn't help myself. Am I a Bad Person now?

You are from the former Warsaw Pact nation of Alberta.  So yes.
It... it was a rough time for us as a nation! Saskatchewan was arming themselves with Wheat Missles and Potash of Mass Destruction! The Russians offered us Comradery and discounts on counterfeit consumer goods!
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on July 19, 2012, 03:28:17 AM
But...

I'M A REĄLLY RÄEL DISCOŔDIAN fnord ÃND MY wHOłLY BÕOK PROHíBITS fnord ME FŔOM BELIĚVING WHAT I RËAD 5 23 skidoo hail ERIS DISChOŘDIa fnord!!
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:29:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:23:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:16:37 AM
I couldn't help myself. Am I a Bad Person now?

You are from the former Warsaw Pact nation of Alberta.  So yes.
It... it was a rough time for us as a nation! Saskatchewan was arming themselves with Wheat Missles and Potash of Mass Destruction! The Russians offered us Comradery and discounts on counterfeit consumer goods!

So, to prevent the imperialist swine from invading you and turning you into North Dakota, you agreed to drive a Zil?

You got ROBBED, sir.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:29:31 AM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 19, 2012, 03:28:17 AM
But...

I'M A REĄLLY RÄEL DISCOŔDIAN fnord ÃND MY wHOłLY BÕOK PROHíBITS fnord ME FŔOM BELIĚVING WHAT I RËAD 5 23 skidoo hail ERIS DISChOŘDIa fnord!!

Tell it to the judge interrogator.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: Remington on July 19, 2012, 05:48:51 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:29:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:28:04 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 03:23:46 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 03:16:37 AM
I couldn't help myself. Am I a Bad Person now?

You are from the former Warsaw Pact nation of Alberta.  So yes.
It... it was a rough time for us as a nation! Saskatchewan was arming themselves with Wheat Missles and Potash of Mass Destruction! The Russians offered us Comradery and discounts on counterfeit consumer goods!

So, to prevent the imperialist swine from invading you and turning you into North Dakota, you agreed to drive a Zil?

You got ROBBED, sir.
We would have gotten robbed either way. At least the Russians didn't try to hide it.
Title: Re: You Are Not Authorized to Read This Thread.
Post by: goupixg6 on July 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
i wanted to click on another topic and then i ripped