I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.
So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.
You couldn't have left well enough alone, could you? I still have no idea how you managed to convince that media system that it wanted to barf every piece of data it every had access to up the uplink of a shoddy Telus connection in Bumfuck Nowhere, but you DID say it was your fault. Latencies are horrible, packets are getting dropped everywhere, and fucking GOOGLE takes a minute and a half to load.
You'd better fix this before 8:30 tomorrow or I'm calling the onsite personnel and pulling them to pull the plug on the entire damn thing.
FUCK YOU, WAFFLE MAN! YOU DID THIS TO ME? WHAT THE FUCK!
-exhale-
All right, I feel better. I'm sorry I shouted. It's only a splinter, after all. I forgive you.
Quote from: Remington on July 19, 2012, 06:09:02 AM
You couldn't have left well enough alone, could you? I still have no idea how you managed to convince that media system that it wanted to barf every piece of data it every had access to up the uplink of a shoddy Telus connection in Bumfuck Nowhere, but you DID say it was your fault. Latencies are horrible, packets are getting dropped everywhere, and fucking GOOGLE takes a minute and a half to load.
You'd better fix this before 8:30 tomorrow or I'm calling the onsite personnel and pulling them to pull the plug on the entire damn thing.
I have my ways, my good man. I have my ways. And is it tomorrow morning at EST or CET summertime? Not that it will be fixed, mind you, but still good to know.
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 19, 2012, 06:15:51 AM
FUCK YOU, WAFFLE MAN! YOU DID THIS TO ME? WHAT THE FUCK!
-exhale-
All right, I feel better. I'm sorry I shouted. It's only a splinter, after all. I forgive you.
My fault. Shouldn't have left faulty woodwork in your vicinity. I did it on purpose, though.
Blame the shit out of me. No need to exhale, ever.
No, really, it's fine. I got it out with some tweezers. No biggie. Everyone has malevolent days, you will definitely not be the last.
Even though you are being a dick, I forgive you.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:00:17 AM
I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.
So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.
YOU made Seguin?
YOU???
Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.
No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.
Like that's not enough?
WTF did I ever do to YOU?????
You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. :cry:
I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Words:
Kanye. West.
WTF dude. We told you.... that shit is for Illuminatus of 4th circle and higher.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:00:17 AM
I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.
So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.
YOU made Seguin?
YOU???
Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.
No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.
Like that's not enough?
WTF did I ever do to YOU?????
You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. :cry:
I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did it out of pure love.
Quote from: Telarus on July 19, 2012, 07:27:23 AM
Two Words:
Kanye. West.
WTF dude. We told you.... that shit is for Illuminatus of 4th circle and higher.
That was NOT me, but you can blame me for it anyway.n
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:10:44 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 07:20:49 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:00:17 AM
I've been sitting on a bus the last nine hours, with one hour left until I reach my destination for the day. I have failed utterly to get any sleep whatsoever and it has made me slightly cranky.
So, you know what?
Fuck it. It IS my fault. I did it. I poisoned the well, put the cigarette butt in your morning coffee, and everything else that might have happened to you.
Blame me. I can fucking take it, as long as I can ride an ass before you nail me to your TV antennae.
I'll be your Viking Jesus in cheap drag.
Blame me, god damn you.
YOU made Seguin?
YOU???
Dude, I'm already in fucking AMERICA.
No, scratch that, I'm in TEXAS.
Like that's not enough?
WTF did I ever do to YOU?????
You DICK. Tha FUCK, I thought you were alright. :cry:
I guess I learned. OUCH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did it out of pure love.
D'AWWWWW, THANKS! I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(What is a Seguin, by the way? :lulz:)
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:14:52 AM
(What is a Seguin, by the way? :lulz:)
"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 08:51:53 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:14:52 AM
(What is a Seguin, by the way? :lulz:)
"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.
:horrormirth:
:lulz:
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 08:51:53 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:14:52 AM
(What is a Seguin, by the way? :lulz:)
"The People of WalMart" meets "Deliverance" meets "Jackson County Jail" meets Glenn Beck and makes a giant assbaby, basically.
:horrormirth:
This is what half an hour of sleep followed by seven cups of coffee in four hours does to me. It took me those four hours to realize that Seguin is a town.
DAMMIT WAFFLES
I COULD HAVE SLEPT FOR THREE MORE HOURS! :argh!:
I always knew this day would come.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 19, 2012, 12:51:53 PM
DAMMIT WAFFLES
I COULD HAVE SLEPT FOR THREE MORE HOURS! :argh!:
I wanted company. Sorry about that. It's my fault.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 02:32:09 PM
I always knew this day would come.
Of course you did, you're Holy(tm). And that's my fault, too.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 02:32:09 PM
I always knew this day would come.
Of course you did, you're Holy(tm). And that's my fault, too.
So YOU'RE the cunt. :crankey:
I didn't WANT to be a Holy Man™. I didn't WANT inexplicable stains on my pance. I didn't NEED to wake up in that motel room, all covered in axle grease and glitter. I sure as fuck never expected to live in a GATED COMMUNITY and drive a fucking CAMRY. I just wanted to be a BIG GAY COWBOY, and YOU RUINED IT!
Of all the people in the world, you were the only one capable of handling the Holy duties bestowed upon you. Blame me, but remember that.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:54:44 PM
Of all the people in the world, you were the only one capable of handling the Holy duties bestowed upon you.
Explains my failing eyesight.
That was a jerk ass thing to do to me dude but how did you manage travelling back to 2010 and getting past the security system? I mean this is a whole lot of easily avoided stupid that im cleaning up.
Goddammit, Waffles...
There is cat hair on every piece of clothing I own.
And that white basket? Going right back into the washing machine now, thankyouverymuch.
I said I'd have your back, really...
BWTF is this?!! Now you're just making me look bad.
Not that it matters anymore... Fuck.
It' be okay, after a few more reboots we should be able to repopulate at least some of the worlds, again...
Quote from: Luna on July 19, 2012, 10:44:59 PM
Goddammit, Waffles...
There is cat hair on every piece of clothing I own.
And that white basket? Going right back into the washing machine now, thankyouverymuch.
That was HIM?!?!?!
Ugh, Providence will never be the same, thanks to Berserker Lovin'.