Nice to meet you, Waffles. How are you? Iron-y as usual, I presume?
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.
Why can't you americans conform to European time zones? :argh!:
What are you doing up this ungodly hour? Don't you know it's DAYTIME where you are?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 19, 2012, 08:56:13 AM
What are you doing up this ungodly hour? Don't you know it's DAYTIME where you are?
I blame society.
Barring the half hour I've mentioned ad nauseam this morning, I've now been awake for twenty nine hours. And I'm supposed to get drunk tonight. This cannot but end well.
Did I mention that I had to bring my uke and a melodica in case the computer I'm supposed to use at the gig goes kaboom?
Jesus Christ, this is either going to be absolutely, utterly, horribly shite, or completely, enourmously grubbingly awesome.
GOOD MORNING WAFFLES
IT IS FOUR THIRTY IN THE MORNING MY TIME
WHY AM I AWAKE?
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.
Why can't you americans conform to European time zones? :argh!:
Because ALL Time is TUCSON Time.
Your clocks are defective.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind conforming to GMT, but the problem with that is even I get pretty cranky if I'm up til 5 am.
It's lunch time in Providence now, Waffles.
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.
I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME
I had leftover Boro Wot. Because my intestines want to die.
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:35:35 PM
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.
I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME
Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST?
Quote from: Telarus on July 19, 2012, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 05:35:35 PM
It's beer time in Trondheim now. Beer and pizza and good friends I haven't seen in years. Also, I have had a three hour nap.
I STILL WANT A CONFORMIST EARTH WHERE EVERYONE IS AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME
Fraudulent ONEness of religious
academia has retarded your opposite
rationale brain to a half brain slave.
YOU IGNORE 3 OF 4 DAYS -
FORCE 4 DAYS ON EARTH,
THEY ALREADY EXIST?
:lulz:
I have absolutely no idea what that means, but it's going into the lyrics for Saturday's show.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.
Ridiculously peppery Ethiopian chicken dish. It's fantastic cold from the fridge. :)
I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:28:22 PM
I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.
WHO ARE YOU?
LMNO would NEVER be skeered of a poomp.
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.
Why can't you americans conform to European time zones? :argh!:
AW, FUCK YOU ANYWAY.
I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge Eris-Whaling
1 earwax-flicking chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a poodle and I HATE poodles.
Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
1 Not a typo. I refer to the act of firing an explosive harpoon through Eris' head.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
For you, it was the worst anal trauma of your life. It was endless agony and a destroyed toilet.
For me, it was Tuesday.
:aaa:
Roger, your horrible, horrible man! :lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
I beat Richter's vindaloo.
I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.
-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.
That was the best insult I've read in ages. It was a compliment.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
That was the best insult I've read in ages. It was a compliment.
I'm not well. :lulz:
Also, coffee.
Well. The spirit moves within, kids.
I don't think I'm going to beat this.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:33:55 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
It's early morning in Belgium, and the board is fast asleep.
Why can't you americans conform to European time zones? :argh!:
AW, FUCK YOU ANYWAY.
I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge Eris-Whaling1 earwax-flicking chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a poodle and I HATE poodles.
Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
1 Not a typo. I refer to the act of firing an explosive harpoon through Eris' head.
Boy fuckin howdy, that's worth committing to memory and saving "for special". :lulz:
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 19, 2012, 06:03:57 PM
What is Boro Wot? It sounds like the inspiration for a certain Johnny Cash tune.
"Ring of Fire"? :lulz:
I beat it.
Because my rectum doesn't have nerve endings. I'm convinced.
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:24:57 PM
my rectum doesn't have nerve endings. I'm convinced.
That could be used to your advantage in more ways than one, you know.
LMNO
-yeah, I went there.
The Six Degrees of Separation that all topics inevitably lead to ANAL.
To be fair, your post jumped about five degrees.
Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
For you, it was the worst anal trauma of your life. It was endless agony and a destroyed toilet.
For me, it was Tuesday.
:golfclap:
<= The General approves.
:lulz:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 09:00:27 PM
To be fair, your post jumped about five degrees.
Or alarms.
BAZINGA!
-Suu
Going back to work now.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:28:22 PM
I love Etheopian food going in, but I have night terrors when I remember what it's like coming out the other end.
You get used to it.
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 19, 2012, 09:04:54 PM
Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)
WHOA THERE, soldier! :lulz: This sounds like a dangerous endeavor. Make sure you have backup!
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 20, 2012, 04:21:45 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 19, 2012, 09:04:54 PM
Speaking of spicy stuff and getting drunk ive decided that on or around my birthday instead of sitting in my room drink cheap whiskey im going to do some wicked spicy food and absinthe. I expect to see god. Im doing this for science. (and sanity)
WHOA THERE, soldier! :lulz: This sounds like a dangerous endeavor. Make sure you have backup!
I'm ah, going to take the next day off of work at the very least. :lulz:
I seriously didn't have a problem at all with the Ethiopian. I think Richter's cooking has, in fact, desensitized my bowels.
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 06:36:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
I beat Richter's vindaloo.
I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.
-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.
The worst part, for the record, was that the two of them performed twin blasphemies upon my sanctum during a goddamn HURRICANE, so I had the choice of remaining, cowering, in the living room on the far end of the apartment and trying to ignore the howls of agony issuing from the john, or stand outside and risk being blown into the bay by wind and driving rain.
It was a tough call, really...
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2012, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 06:36:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 19, 2012, 06:33:05 PM
BUT IT BURNS! IT BURNS THE BUTT! WITH GREAT WRATH AND FURIOUS ANGER!
I beat Richter's vindaloo.
I did not, however, beat Richter's Weapon X curry that he made during Hurricane Irene at Luna's house...then again, neither did he.
-Suu
Luna will NEVER forgive us for what we did to her bathroom.
The worst part, for the record, was that the two of them performed twin blasphemies upon my sanctum during a goddamn HURRICANE, so I had the choice of remaining, cowering, in the living room on the far end of the apartment and trying to ignore the howls of agony issuing from the john, or stand outside and risk being blown into the bay by wind and driving rain.
It was a tough call, really...
Kinky!