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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:56:52 PM

Title: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:56:52 PM
First question is for the upside down people:

Do camels in Australia have one hump or two?
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:08:46 PM
Do we still have Australians on this board?
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:08:46 PM
Do we still have Australians on this board?

I think Placid Dingo is an Australian.  Lives in one of their cities.  New Zealand or some shit.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 19, 2012, 08:55:17 PM
Deepthroat chopra is from that continent if not mainland australia itself. Rumckle and paes but theyve been not around lately.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Luna on July 19, 2012, 11:12:15 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

:spittake:

Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Salty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH? HUH???!?
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2012, 03:43:30 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.

But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH? HUH???!?

That's how they carry Bedouins.

DUH.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Luna on July 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?

Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.

I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce.  They haz no kangaroos.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 20, 2012, 03:30:18 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:

I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.

Is this true?

Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.

I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce.  They haz no kangaroos.

An African camel can be jumped on JUST ONCE by an elephant and split into FIVE OR SIX camels.
Population control is an issue there, obviously.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Because of this thread, my brain is growing exponentially.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Payne on July 22, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Because of this thread, my brain is growing exponentially.

Because of this thread, my penis is growing exponentially.

Hung like Judas, y'all.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Suu on July 22, 2012, 11:08:21 PM
Quote from: The Payne on July 22, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Because of this thread, my brain is growing exponentially.

Because of this thread, my penis is growing exponentially.

Hung like Judas, y'all.

Even your penis is prophecy, oh Holy Messiah.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Richter on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy.  It also ignores the three hu
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy.  It also ignores the three hu

Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Richter on July 23, 2012, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy.  It also ignores the three hu

Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.

Shamelessly developjng elitism on the part of hump providers and their price fixing.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:17:59 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy.  It also ignores the three hu

Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.

Shamelessly developjng elitism on the part of hump providers and their price fixing.

If we allowed Australia 3 hump technology, they'd just sell it to the North Koreans.
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Richter on July 23, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
Three hump technology is a heritage of australia.  Any second story man or his children  knows  this.

And N Korea already has it.  They know it as  "ascending the dictator"
Title: Re: ITT, The Dead Reverend Roger fills in the few gaps in his knowledge.
Post by: Payne on July 23, 2012, 08:01:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA