First question is for the upside down people:
Do camels in Australia have one hump or two?
Do we still have Australians on this board?
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:08:46 PM
Do we still have Australians on this board?
I think Placid Dingo is an Australian. Lives in one of their cities. New Zealand or some shit.
Deepthroat chopra is from that continent if not mainland australia itself. Rumckle and paes but theyve been not around lately.
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
:spittake:
I have a follow-up:
I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.
Is this true?
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH?
HUH???!?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 20, 2012, 02:49:29 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on July 19, 2012, 10:59:44 PM
They start with one, but every time a kangaroo jumps on them it splits in half. Eventually when too many kangaroos gave jumped on the same place the camel splits in half and both sides grow new endings. This is the typical asexual manner in which camels reproduce.
But if the camels split like that and make full-grown camels, WHAT ARE THE POUCHES FOR? HUH? HUH???!?
That's how they carry Bedouins.
DUH.
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:
I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.
Is this true?
Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.
I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce. They haz no kangaroos.
Quote from: Luna on July 20, 2012, 04:11:58 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 20, 2012, 12:14:10 AM
I have a follow-up:
I read in Everyone Poops that two hump camels have two hump poop.
Is this true?
Suppose that'd depend on how often the kangaroos jump on their poops.
I'm trying to figure out how African camels reproduce. They haz no kangaroos.
An African camel can be jumped on JUST ONCE by an elephant and split into FIVE OR SIX camels.
Population control is an issue there, obviously.
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Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Because of this thread, my brain is growing exponentially.
Because of this thread, my penis is growing exponentially.
Hung like Judas, y'all.
Quote from: The Payne on July 22, 2012, 11:18:25 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 20, 2012, 04:42:23 PM
Because of this thread, my brain is growing exponentially.
Because of this thread, my penis is growing exponentially.
Hung like Judas, y'all.
Even your penis is prophecy, oh Holy Messiah.
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy. It also ignores the three hu
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy. It also ignores the three hu
Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy. It also ignores the three hu
Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.
Shamelessly developjng elitism on the part of hump providers and their price fixing.
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:15:26 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 23, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Camels either having one hump or two is a false dichotomy. It also ignores the three hu
Yes, but Australia certainly can't afford 3 humps.
Shamelessly developjng elitism on the part of hump providers and their price fixing.
If we allowed Australia 3 hump technology, they'd just sell it to the North Koreans.
Three hump technology is a heritage of australia. Any second story man or his children knows this.
And N Korea already has it. They know it as "ascending the dictator"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmYfVCH2UA