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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 19, 2012, 07:16:42 PM

Title: Stuck on an Airplane at 30,000ish feet.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 19, 2012, 07:16:42 PM
So far they've told us that the Auxiliary Power is out, and we can't run the AC and the engines at the same time. They're going to try a little later in the flight, but it may not work. But the air is fairly cold at 35,000 feet anyway, so we shouldn't have too much of a problem. If I never post on PD again, don't believe the cover-up about "mechanical failure" on US Airways Flight 12 to JFK. It was sheer, unadulterated stupid that killed us all and don't ever doubt it.
Title: Re: Stuck on an Airplane at 30,000ish feet.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:21:52 PM
Hit on the stewardess.  If she takes you up on it, you know you're doomed.

Those fucking pilots always lie.  They aren't on your side.
Title: Re: Stuck on an Airplane at 30,000ish feet.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 19, 2012, 07:33:37 PM
They didn't put any good looking stewardesses on this plane. I'm not even sure they're female. I am sure however that Mr. From Another Country 3 seats ahead of me seems to think that his family can sit wherever they want to no matter how many people have already paid for the seats they're trying to take. I bet this kind of attitude only gets worse in NYC.
Title: Re: Stuck on an Airplane at 30,000ish feet.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: v3x on July 19, 2012, 07:33:37 PM
They didn't put any good looking stewardesses on this plane. I'm not even sure they're female.

Are you a rock n roller or not?

Quote from: v3x on July 19, 2012, 07:33:37 PM
I am sure however that Mr. From Another Country 3 seats ahead of me seems to think that his family can sit wherever they want to no matter how many people have already paid for the seats they're trying to take. I bet this kind of attitude only gets worse in NYC.

Use the little bastards as flotation devices if you crash.
Title: Re: Stuck on an Airplane at 30,000ish feet.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2012, 04:47:40 AM
Quote from: v3x on July 19, 2012, 07:33:37 PM
They didn't put any good looking stewardesses on this plane. I'm not even sure they're female. I am sure however that Mr. From Another Country 3 seats ahead of me seems to think that his family can sit wherever they want to no matter how many people have already paid for the seats they're trying to take. I bet this kind of attitude only gets worse in NYC.

SO HIT ON THE BAD LOOKING ONES.

They'll appreciate it.