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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM

Title: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Freeky on July 19, 2012, 08:08:39 PM
I think Roger is spending too much time with his co-workers.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:09:22 PM
I don't know if I should get popcorn or alert the authorities.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 19, 2012, 08:18:32 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

That's fucking SUBLIME. The Holies(TM) are STRONG today.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 19, 2012, 10:03:48 PM
People put olives on their fingers past the age of ten?
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Suu on July 19, 2012, 10:21:48 PM
It must be an Arizona thing.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Freeky on July 19, 2012, 10:34:35 PM
Hey shut up, it cools off my fingers, okay?
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Salty on July 19, 2012, 11:41:58 PM
I want to make this into a greeting card. One of those that make the sounds.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2012, 04:12:48 AM
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 20, 2012, 11:11:15 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 20, 2012, 04:12:48 AM
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I released the Holy1 without a leash for a moment.

The Holy1 isn't known for being glib.  Just direct.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Richter on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Murmur on July 21, 2012, 10:46:01 PM
 :mittens:

I've been in lunchrooms just like that.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Luna on July 22, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.

Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 22, 2012, 09:17:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.

:mittens:

That is why I avoid the break room.  People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.

Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...

The San Antonio bus station.  :x :x :x
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

Bump.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 19, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

Bump.

I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.

Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2012, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

Bump.

I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.

Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.

I have that problem a lot.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2012, 08:04:02 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

Bump.

I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.

Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.

I have that problem a lot.

That's the trick. If you do it a LOT, they tend to leave you alone.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: LMNO on September 19, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
Or they try to jam a wooden spoon in your mouth.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 19, 2012, 08:09:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
Or they try to jam a wooden spoon in your mouth.

Maybe your coworkers. A couple of places I've worked have been the kind where they stand around watching somebody having a grand mal use their face like a hammer until you start yelling at them.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 20, 2012, 02:57:51 AM
I'm starting a full time job in a call center on Monday, so I'm preemptively taking on the OP as my mantra.
Title: Re: Lunch Time Among My Co-Workers
Post by: Richter on September 20, 2012, 04:49:18 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards.  Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.

Bump.

Lunchtime quote of the year:
"I'ma eat your children." - Threat leveled over a football arguement