HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.
:mittens:
I think Roger is spending too much time with his co-workers.
I don't know if I should get popcorn or alert the authorities.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
That's fucking SUBLIME. The Holies
(TM) are STRONG today.
People put olives on their fingers past the age of ten?
It must be an Arizona thing.
Hey shut up, it cools off my fingers, okay?
I want to make this into a greeting card. One of those that make the sounds.
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 20, 2012, 04:12:48 AM
"boiled onion looking eyed heads"
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I released the Holy
1 without a leash for a moment.
The Holy
1 isn't known for being glib. Just direct.
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.
:mittens:
That is why I avoid the break room. People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.
:mittens:
I've been in lunchrooms just like that.
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.
:mittens:
That is why I avoid the break room. People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.
Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...
Quote from: Luna on July 22, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on July 21, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2012, 08:06:35 PM
That sounds remarkably like Richter's lunchtime rants.
:mittens:
That is why I avoid the break room. People talking, and the CNN is never turned off.
Last time I walked into the break room at the university, they were watching FOX news...
The San Antonio bus station. :x :x :x
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Bump.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Bump.
I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.
Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Bump.
I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.
Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.
I have that problem a lot.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:55:15 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 19, 2012, 07:19:34 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Bump.
I'M TRYING TO SIT HERE AND LOOK LIKE I'M WORKING, ROGER.
Now everyone in this room is asking me why this spreadsheet has me falling out of my chair.
I have that problem a lot.
That's the trick. If you do it a LOT, they tend to leave you alone. :lulz:
Or they try to jam a wooden spoon in your mouth.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 08:04:45 PM
Or they try to jam a wooden spoon in your mouth.
Maybe your coworkers. A couple of places I've worked have been the kind where they stand around watching somebody having a grand mal use their face like a hammer until you start yelling at them.
I'm starting a full time job in a call center on Monday, so I'm preemptively taking on the OP as my mantra.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on July 19, 2012, 07:27:32 PM
HAPPY FUCKING LUNCH TIME to all you creepy faced weiners. Gorge your stupid guts with chow until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put your OLIVES on your fingers to show how Goddamn WITTY you are you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches. Be sure to remember how IMPORTANT you are IN YOUR OWN MIND you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig butt's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even a regular stinky pig butt did mouths.
Bump.
Lunchtime quote of the year:
"I'ma eat your children." - Threat leveled over a football arguement