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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: DECI4 on July 21, 2012, 11:31:07 AM

Title: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: DECI4 on July 21, 2012, 11:31:07 AM
"Everywhere I go, including this website, I read and hear comments about how the world, and the United States in particular, is "fucked up," "out of control," and violent.

I have a breaking news story to announce to you all. The world is a thousand times softer than it was 70 years ago, and a hundred million times softer than it was 10,000 years ago, and a hundred trillion times softer than it was 700,000 years ago, and infinitesimally softer than it was 2.5 million years ago.

"Crimes rates have been consistently falling since the early 1990s in the United States, not that they were ever that high to begin with, but they are dramatically lower than they were then, especially with regards to rape, murder and physical assault. And, if you're like me, you believe that crime was even more under-reported in the past, and that the actual drop in crime has been even more dramatic than the drop in crime that can be statistically verified as having occurred."

For the past 30,000 years we have witnessed the consensual and self-imposed eradication of adulthood, where males have voluntarily castrated themselves, creating child-like beings who are capable of reason, wisdom and learning. There is no violence on Earth among human communities as there was several ages ago. The last 50 years have been particularly drastic, leading to the creation of an entirely new sub-species of hominid characterized by mushy testicles and 'micro-penises,' leading some demographers to classify people born in the 20th century as "Generation Faggot." We still have no clue as to what the 21st century born will be like, but it is highly probable that the children's cartoon "Teletubbies" is an accurate artist's conceptualization."
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 21, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
You might want to kill your entire signature.

I don't even bother to read your stuff these days because it annoys me.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Faust on July 21, 2012, 01:02:45 PM
Whys your site too puss to allow my comments.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2012, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on July 21, 2012, 11:31:07 AM
"Everywhere I go, including this website, I read and hear comments about how the world, and the United States in particular, is "fucked up," "out of control," and violent.

I have a breaking news story to announce to you all. The world is a thousand times softer than it was 70 years ago, and a hundred million times softer than it was 10,000 years ago, and a hundred trillion times softer than it was 700,000 years ago, and infinitesimally softer than it was 2.5 million years ago.

"Crimes rates have been consistently falling since the early 1990s in the United States, not that they were ever that high to begin with, but they are dramatically lower than they were then, especially with regards to rape, murder and physical assault. And, if you're like me, you believe that crime was even more under-reported in the past, and that the actual drop in crime has been even more dramatic than the drop in crime that can be statistically verified as having occurred."

For the past 30,000 years we have witnessed the consensual and self-imposed eradication of adulthood, where males have voluntarily castrated themselves, creating child-like beings who are capable of reason, wisdom and learning. There is no violence on Earth among human communities as there was several ages ago. The last 50 years have been particularly drastic, leading to the creation of an entirely new sub-species of hominid characterized by mushy testicles and 'micro-penises,' leading some demographers to classify people born in the 20th century as "Generation Faggot." We still have no clue as to what the 21st century born will be like, but it is highly probable that the children's cartoon "Teletubbies" is an accurate artist's conceptualization."

Uh

Obviously you don't bother reading the posts here, because in terms of falling crime rates vs. hyperbole we've been talking about it and there have been multiple threads on it over the last 3-4 years.

The rest of your post is just a bunch of juvenile stupid that equates violence with masculinity, which is denigrating to men. If you weren't underage I'd suggest you go find a nice oven to nap in. I[d thank you for playing, except you didn't.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 21, 2012, 04:22:50 PM
Is he serious or trolling?

Don't care. It's retarded either way.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2012, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 21, 2012, 04:22:50 PM
Is he serious or trolling?

Don't care. It's retarded either way.

Trolling, badly.

He's a one-trick pony.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 21, 2012, 05:04:58 PM
Wow.

This tells me water doesn't seek its own level after all. That belonged at yahoo! answers.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: E.O.T. on July 21, 2012, 05:26:30 PM


DEAR O.P.,

          all this nancy pants war-ing and subtle genocide, as well as the ever slithering reach of the leviathan, is just a calm before the storm. have faith that the dinosaurs of ultimate desolation are being roused. even the cosmos needs a slight reprieve now and again, but that doesn't mean total carnage isn't waiting, there's a lot of prep-work to topping one's last epic horror.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2012, 07:32:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on July 21, 2012, 05:26:30 PM


DEAR O.P.,

          all this nancy pants war-ing and subtle genocide, as well as the ever slithering reach of the leviathan, is just a calm before the storm. have faith that the dinosaurs of ultimate desolation are being roused. even the cosmos needs a slight reprieve now and again, but that doesn't mean total carnage isn't waiting, there's a lot of prep-work to topping one's last epic horror.

It's posts like this that reveal the dark genius beneath your unassuming and, frankly, baffling exterior presentation.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Juana on July 21, 2012, 09:23:26 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on July 21, 2012, 11:31:07 AM
"Everywhere I go, including this website, I read and hear comments about how the world, and the United States in particular, is "fucked up," "out of control," and violent.

I have a breaking news story to announce to you all. The world is a thousand times softer than it was 70 years ago, and a hundred million times softer than it was 10,000 years ago, and a hundred trillion times softer than it was 700,000 years ago, and infinitesimally softer than it was 2.5 million years ago.

"Crimes rates have been consistently falling since the early 1990s in the United States, not that they were ever that high to begin with, but they are dramatically lower than they were then, especially with regards to rape, murder and physical assault. And, if you're like me, you believe that crime was even more under-reported in the past, and that the actual drop in crime has been even more dramatic than the drop in crime that can be statistically verified as having occurred."

For the past 30,000 years we have witnessed the consensual and self-imposed eradication of adulthood, where males have voluntarily castrated themselves, creating child-like beings who are capable of reason, wisdom and learning. There is no violence on Earth among human communities as there was several ages ago. The last 50 years have been particularly drastic, leading to the creation of an entirely new sub-species of hominid characterized by mushy testicles and 'micro-penises,' leading some demographers to classify people born in the 20th century as "Generation Faggot." We still have no clue as to what the 21st century born will be like, but it is highly probable that the children's cartoon "Teletubbies" is an accurate artist's conceptualization."

I don't think we bitch about it being violent or out of control, but it is fucked up. If you can't see that, you're fucking retarded and should stop stealing my air.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Phox on July 22, 2012, 03:23:26 AM
Oh c'mon, guys. I thought we knew that deci was not worth reading back when she was arguing with ECH about chef work.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 22, 2012, 05:44:12 AM
Sometimes I get wrapped up in other things and I don't peedee for awhile.
I know now, though. YUK.  :x
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Phox on July 22, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 05:44:12 AM
Sometimes I get wrapped up in other things and I don't peedee for awhile.
I know now, though. YUK.  :x
That was awhile ago, so I don't expect everyone to be familiar, but she's had moments of ALMOST worthwhile behavior, but it never lasts for long. Pretty soon it's back to the same weaksauce as the OP, here. I used to like to play with her, but maybe I get bored too easily, or maybe my tastes have just changed, but either way, she stopped being fun shortly after the aforementioned incident when it seems all she felt like doing was x-posting crap from morons from zoklet and totse hoping to ruffle our feathers (and on occasion, it worked, unfortunately). On the other hand, if that's fun for you, go for it. Me, I like a bit more effort than Deci is willing to put in these days. I mean, if you're gonna troll a troll-den, at least shoot for originality.  :lulz:
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 22, 2012, 07:24:03 AM
"Totse" alone says it all.

DERP.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 22, 2012, 05:22:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 22, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 05:44:12 AM
Sometimes I get wrapped up in other things and I don't peedee for awhile.
I know now, though. YUK.  :x
That was awhile ago, so I don't expect everyone to be familiar, but she's had moments of ALMOST worthwhile behavior, but it never lasts for long. Pretty soon it's back to the same weaksauce as the OP, here. I used to like to play with her, but maybe I get bored too easily, or maybe my tastes have just changed, but either way, she stopped being fun shortly after the aforementioned incident when it seems all she felt like doing was x-posting crap from morons from zoklet and totse hoping to ruffle our feathers (and on occasion, it worked, unfortunately). On the other hand, if that's fun for you, go for it. Me, I like a bit more effort than Deci is willing to put in these days. I mean, if you're gonna troll a troll-den, at least shoot for originality.  :lulz:

Mostly she just cribs from other websites. It's pretty lame.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Juana on July 22, 2012, 06:07:10 PM
I'm having trouble leaving the stupid alone lately. Even when I really, really should.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 22, 2012, 06:42:48 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on July 22, 2012, 06:07:10 PM
I'm having trouble leaving the stupid alone lately. Even when I really, really should.

Sometimes "Show unread posts since last visit" does that.
Title: Re: "The Violence Myth."
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2012, 11:45:48 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 22, 2012, 05:22:23 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 22, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 22, 2012, 05:44:12 AM
Sometimes I get wrapped up in other things and I don't peedee for awhile.
I know now, though. YUK.  :x
That was awhile ago, so I don't expect everyone to be familiar, but she's had moments of ALMOST worthwhile behavior, but it never lasts for long. Pretty soon it's back to the same weaksauce as the OP, here. I used to like to play with her, but maybe I get bored too easily, or maybe my tastes have just changed, but either way, she stopped being fun shortly after the aforementioned incident when it seems all she felt like doing was x-posting crap from morons from zoklet and totse hoping to ruffle our feathers (and on occasion, it worked, unfortunately). On the other hand, if that's fun for you, go for it. Me, I like a bit more effort than Deci is willing to put in these days. I mean, if you're gonna troll a troll-den, at least shoot for originality.  :lulz:

Mostly she just cribs from other websites. It's pretty lame.

DECI4 has admitted to that.

Why is anyone in this thread?