I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
I did it because you can't make an omelet without breaking some people, and because the demands of the 21st century will not be denied. I did it to support the free market system. I did it because that's how it's DONE, and you weren't gonna be using that brain anyway. So I made you drink your filthy fucking European liquor, and I made you live outside like a savage.
Consider it
practice.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:08:07 PM
I did it because you can't make an omelet without breaking some people, and because the demands of the 21st century will not be denied. I did it to support the free market system. I did it because that's how it's DONE, and you weren't gonna be using that brain anyway. So I made you drink your filthy fucking European liquor, and I made you live outside like a savage.
Consider it practice.
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
That explains the hallucinations.
And, i thought you lived in Heck?
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
That explains the hallucinations.
And, i thought you lived in Heck?
That's the neighborhood.
The USA is actually the entirety of hell, and each area has its own flavor.
Ahh. of course.
Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:38:15 PM
Ahh. of course.
Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:38:15 PM
Ahh. of course.
Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!
STICK IT TO THE MAN!
INDEED! THEY ALL REELED IN HORROR!
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated: Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].
As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space. Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.
Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.
You're welcome.
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:05:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated: Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].
As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space. Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.
Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.
You're welcome.
I can top all of that.
Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.
:vom:
EW! :argh!: :vom:
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:07:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:05:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated: Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].
As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space. Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.
Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.
You're welcome.
I can top all of that.
Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.
:vom:
Why the flaming hell...
I don't want to know.
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:18:42 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:07:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:05:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated: Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].
As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space. Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.
Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.
You're welcome.
I can top all of that.
Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.
:vom:
Why the flaming hell...
I don't want to know.
Ima double dog dare Richter to do that at your house. :lulz:
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:32:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:18:42 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 03:07:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 24, 2012, 03:05:33 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:03:36 PM
I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.
And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.
My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated: Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].
As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space. Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.
Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.
You're welcome.
I can top all of that.
Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.
:vom:
Why the flaming hell...
I don't want to know.
Ima double dog dare Richter to do that at your house. :lulz:
Oh, bloody hell.
I'mma need new fans for every goddamn window, and an industrial air filter for the bathroom.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've
industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*
WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
:lulz: I should take pictures of the winery here - it looks not unlike a refinery.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 04:18:56 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
:vom:
Can I nominate this for the BIP13?
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 04:18:56 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
Every time I think I understand American Horror, Stella speaks Texan, and I realize just how far I have left to go.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 04:18:56 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
:lulz:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 07:06:32 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 04:18:56 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
:vom:
Can I nominate this for the BIP13?
I'd be honored. :thanks:
You can even change "grandpa" to "Peepaw" if you think it works better. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 24, 2012, 07:06:32 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 04:18:56 AM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 23, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.
More fool you.
We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day. The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.
Have I mentioned that I live in hell?
American liquor is made in the TRADITIONAL AMERICAN WAY.
Like back when grandpa left the drowned bats in the corn squeezin's because they "warn't hurtin it none".
Distilled essence of rotted corn and bats was aged in oil drums for TWO WHOLE WEEKS with a few plugs of Days-o-Work to give it the rich, brown color that generations of americans have grown to know and love.
Here at the Lee Greenwood distillery, we've industrialized this time-tested formula to bring you the finest sippin whiskey in the nation.*
*WARNING: Drinking this product will turn your brain and liver into something with an Alpo-like consistency that is still being studied at Harvard and is known to kill your ass in the state of California. Drink responsibly.
:vom:
Can I nominate this for the BIP13?
I'd be honored. :thanks:
You can even change "grandpa" to "Peepaw" if you think it works better. :lol:
Please to repost in the projects board.
We'll use it as an ad.
Done.
Credit "Stella" please, as "TEXAS FAIRIES" is subject to change. 8)