Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:16:07 PM

Title: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 08:16:07 PM
(http://www.learninghowtocook.com/site/images/recipeImages/052709786453/sundried%20tomatoes.jpg)

Don't let thier appearance decieve you, lovingly dripping often in oil they are succulent and tasty, the only real downside is that the oil ingested can make them quite unappetizing if too much is eaten.

So controlled bursts of eating and liquid helps keep them edible so you can enjoy thier flavour.

You can make them by drying out tomatoes and adding oil of your choice. Simple really.  8)
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:18:37 PM
Dried tomatos are fucking awful.  Freeky has a love of them, but she's from Kansas where they don't know any better. 
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: LMNO on July 24, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
The skins are also indigestible, which makes the next day an interesting matter.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 24, 2012, 08:25:21 PM
I'd try drying some if I had something to keep the fucking flies off.
And fire ants. Fuck leaving stuff out for fire ants.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
The skins are also indigestible, which makes the next day an interesting matter.

I'm actually all for that part of it.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 24, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
The skins are also indigestible, which makes the next day an interesting matter.

I'm actually all for that part of it.

They'd scrape some interesting things off the walls of the colon, too.  :lol:
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 24, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 24, 2012, 08:24:20 PM
The skins are also indigestible, which makes the next day an interesting matter.

I'm actually all for that part of it.

They'd scrape some interesting things off the walls of the colon, too.  :lol:

Things have the same odds of sticking to my colon as fuel has of sticking to the inside of a turbine.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2012, 10:40:33 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 08:18:37 PM
Dried tomatos are fucking awful.  Freeky has a love of them, but she's from Kansas where they don't know any better.

1.  :(  You used to like them.

2.  Nuh uh, I'm from Tucson.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:52:48 PM
Sundry tomatoes are glorious. My sandwich isn't complete without them.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Freeky on July 24, 2012, 11:24:31 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:52:48 PM
Sundry tomatoes are glorious. My sandwich isn't complete without them.

NOM.

I like to fry them up with thinly sliced onions, until they start to carmelize, and then dump eggs in on top.  Best scrambled eggs evar, next to plain ones.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 24, 2012, 11:24:56 PM
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:52:48 PM
Sundry tomatoes are glorious. My sandwich isn't complete without them.

Im glad you agree.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 07:03:15 AM
I find dried tomatoes too strong in most cases, but I do like to rehydrate them and toss them in pasta with garlic and fresh basil.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 07:03:40 AM
Oh shit, I forgot I have veggies drying in the basement.
Title: Re: Dried Tomato's the forbidden fruit of the Gods. (And Discord)
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 25, 2012, 07:03:40 AM
Oh shit, I forgot I have veggies drying in the basement.

Just make sure you hydrate them enough so they don't turn into dust.