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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 05:21:49 AM

Title: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 05:21:49 AM
http://mindymeyer4senate.com/index.html

VOTE FOR THIS, BITCHES±!
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Lenin McCarthy on July 25, 2012, 05:35:38 AM
Wat.  :horrormirth:

Seems like she's trying to capture the crucial 12-17 vote.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 05:40:51 AM
VOOOOOOTE!
(http://mindymeyer4senate.com/header.gif)
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:03:34 AM
(http://mindymeyer4senate.com/home_slideshow.gif)
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 09:36:14 AM
She's not gonna SING, is she?  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:07:52 AM
Not like i have anything against Women in power (Sounds kinky almost) but if she does win and makes a total flop of it by glorifying herself and becoming more interested in her fashion regime than affairs of state like i feel many people would expect from this postergirl of a president. If so, she wouldn't be sitting in the presidential chair for that long and start WW3 or a new cold war by insulting Vladmir Putin's fashion sense or create world peace by doing diplomatic relations over twitter and invite world leaders to one-direction Gigs.

Im just glad that it's america's problem and not ours.

(wait i just read it was 'senate' not presidency as i initially thought, silly me)
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Pope Lecherous on July 25, 2012, 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 10:07:52 AM
Im just glad that it's america's problem and not ours.

(wait i just read it was 'senate' not presidency as i initially thought, silly me)

I'm only concerned about how far she is willing to go to get my vote.

Let her run. I'll be monitoring her campaign. 
:drama1:
and i don't even like popcorn! ...or child molesters!

Let her win. I'll be rubber-necking preemptively... you know... for the glorious sights and smells of the inevitable trainwreck
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:30:50 PM
I APPROVE OF THIS ASSBAGGERY.

VOTE FOR MINDY OR I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 04:32:26 PM
It seems like her campaign is built on a fairly strong foundation.

Seriously, it must take her a good hour or two to get that shit off of her face at night. 
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 04:32:26 PM
It seems like her campaign is built on a fairly strong foundation.

Seriously, it must take her a good hour or two to get that shit off of her face at night.

Stop hating America™, you Goddamn gun-grabbing hippie swine.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 04:32:26 PM
It seems like her campaign is built on a fairly strong foundation.

Seriously, it must take her a good hour or two to get that shit off of her face at night.

Stop hating America™, you Goddamn gun-grabbing hippie swine.

I think she'd most concerned at diplomatic meetings on vladamir putin's facebook status.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 04:44:37 PM
VOTE FOR HER! FUCK MILF. SHE MAKES PALIN LOOK LIKE A BUCKET-O-SHIT!
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 04:47:06 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 04:44:37 PM
VOTE FOR HER! FUCK MILF. SHE MAKES PALIN LOOK LIKE A BUCKET-O-SHIT!

All the better material for "explicit films for pleasure"
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Phox on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.

Its either vote her for senate or vote back in the festering corpse of richard nixon for presidency.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Salty on July 25, 2012, 09:22:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.

Its either vote her for senate or vote back in the festering corpse of richard nixon for presidency.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

THAT
       is no choice.

NIXON
         always wins.

ALWAYS.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Phox on July 25, 2012, 09:23:00 PM
I vote Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse, duh.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Phox on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:36:53 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

This IS my first day on here after all.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:47:31 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.

All her presidential decisions will be issued on iphone apps.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Phox on July 25, 2012, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Eh... depends. If it's just one of those campaign gimmicks, and she sticks to her issues as stated on that page, then she'd be as fine as any politician, and she's only running for state Senate, so she could only fuck things up in New York, even if it's not. And there are much worse people in more important offices as we speak, regardless, so what are you talking about?  :lol:
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Salty on July 25, 2012, 09:49:15 PM
The mechanics of Government will have all the complexity, nuance, and programming of FarmVille.

That's what the kids play, right? FarmVille?
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:51:11 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 25, 2012, 09:49:15 PM
The mechanics of Government will have all the complexity, nuance, and programming of FarmVille.

That's what the kids play, right? FarmVille?

More like 32 year old virgins and 48 year old former cheerleaders who live in a caravans.
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 09:52:32 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:49:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:32:25 PM
A dead rotting corpse of a presidential crook beats a 20 something year old young senate candidate.

Now there's one for the books.
He don't know us very well, do he?  :lulz:

He don't know politics, either.
An attention-whoring Idol wannabe will fuck things up a LOT faster than a corpse. Common sense.
Eh... depends. If it's just one of those campaign gimmicks, and she sticks to her issues as stated on that page, then she'd be as fine as any politician, and she's only running for state Senate, so she could only fuck things up in New York, even if it's not. And there are much worse people in more important offices as we speak, regardless, so what are you talking about?  :lol:

STOP BURSTING MY BUBBLES, PHOX.
:argh!:
Title: Re: MINDY MEYER FOR SENATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2012, 12:16:32 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Phox, Mistress of Many Names on July 25, 2012, 09:07:06 PM
Actually, looking at her issues page, I'm sure that I've voted* for worse candidates.

*In the Illinois sense.

Its either vote her for senate or vote back in the festering corpse of richard nixon for presidency.

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

WELL, DUH!

--PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON, Nixon Republican