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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:16:10 AM

Title: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 25, 2012, 06:16:10 AM
  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2012, 01:03:36 PM
You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*
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Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 06:55:24 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Yes i did but it was a sonic boom and caused temporary deafness.

Apologies if Ive overlooked anything.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on July 25, 2012, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one...
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Recently?  Lots of people die every day, it's just that most aren't so fortunate as to have made it to the limelight for anyone to give a fuck.  Some dude probably just crashed his car into a pole today.  Another dozen or so people have probably died of starvation, probably just in the past hour or less.  Probably one or more people drowned today in some lake in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere.

But they weren't on the TeeVee.
They weren't killed at a Batman screening.
They weren't the CORRECT people.
They were just nameless shlubs.

Nameless shlubs die all the time.  It's a trend that is anything but recent. 
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:05:38 PM
Someone dies everytime you look at this post funnily enough.

Totally true.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 07:07:23 PM
Yet, mercilessly, I'm not one of them. 
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:04:09 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Recently?  Lots of people die every day, it's just that most aren't so fortunate as to have made it to the limelight for anyone to give a fuck.  Some dude probably just crashed his car into a pole today.  Another dozen or so people have probably died of starvation, probably just in the past hour or less.  Probably one or more people drowned today in some lake in the middle of butt-fuck-nowhere.

But they weren't on the TeeVee.
They weren't killed at a Batman screening.
They weren't the CORRECT people.
They were just nameless shlubs.

Nameless shlubs die all the time.  It's a trend that is anything but recent.

Another day, another dead junkie, RWHN.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 07:11:59 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:07:23 PM
Yet, mercilessly, I'm not one of them.

There's always next time.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: AFK on July 25, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
I've heard that before.  I'm up to here with empty promises.
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 08:16:27 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on July 25, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
I've heard that before.  I'm up to here with empty promises.

I keep on reading it never does, how disappointing.   :|
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: AFK on July 26, 2012, 12:42:25 AM
I'll get mine.  ONE DAY! 
Title: Re: OH NO, RUTH GORDON DIED!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2012, 01:20:37 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:57:05 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 25, 2012, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 01:22:39 PM
Lots of people dying recently, must be a new trend.

The post above is ironic because heaven and the afterlife is a cage for the dead to seperate the living.

Do you hear the whooshing sound of things going over your head at all?

Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, I think I've got a live one,
Hey, hey, I think I've got a live one...

:lulz: