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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2012, 06:44:43 AM

Title: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 26, 2012, 06:44:43 AM
Can this be used with a shakeweight?

http://now.msn.com/korean-horse-workout-machine-is-hilarious
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 26, 2012, 07:21:59 AM
ATTACHMENTS SOLD SEPARATELY?!

:argh!:
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM
That was great! I'd love to see a safety video that emphasizes component maintenance and uses that neat body highlighting effect in red to show which bones may break.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 03:12:17 PM
Im worried that extended use may mean that people's legs become deformed and can only walk forward in thrusting motions.   :|

Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: AFK on July 26, 2012, 03:24:28 PM
Actually, OSIM out of Singapore came out with one of these a few years ago, the iGallop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwocdImA6Z8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Back in the retail-hell days I had to sell those stupid things.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 03:26:20 PM
I'm surprised japan hasn't jumped onto the bandwagon with this, it seems right up their street in a weird kind of way.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: EK WAFFLR on July 26, 2012, 03:36:10 PM
I have the weirdest boner.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 26, 2012, 03:36:10 PM
I have the weirdest boner.

Judging the shape of the machine, it would not be wise to experience this while riding it.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Salty on July 26, 2012, 10:57:52 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM
That was great! I'd love to see a safety video that emphasizes component maintenance and uses that neat body highlighting effect in red to show which bones may break.

You know, The Wizard Joseph, you're all right.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:02:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM
That was great! I'd love to see a safety video that emphasizes component maintenance and uses that neat body highlighting effect in red to show which bones may break.

I can't imagine how that will "break" bones.
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 27, 2012, 01:43:51 AM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 26, 2012, 11:02:19 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM
That was great! I'd love to see a safety video that emphasizes component maintenance and uses that neat body highlighting effect in red to show which bones may break.

I can't imagine how that will "break" bones.

If you look closely at the construction the whole thing seems suspended by a rubber strap just below the saddle.  If that gave way and a foot slipped as you came down your whole body weight could wind up in an ankle or kneecap. It really doesn't take much force to cause a small fracture.  If the force came down and the metal components under the saddle struck said body part the force transfer would be total and maybe even breach the skin. Mostly I leave these things to the imagination, but the possibilities for mishap are always endless. Just not always as funny as the Ace Power!
Title: Re: I am oddly aroused
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on July 27, 2012, 01:44:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on July 26, 2012, 10:57:52 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 26, 2012, 03:10:23 PM
That was great! I'd love to see a safety video that emphasizes component maintenance and uses that neat body highlighting effect in red to show which bones may break.

You know, The Wizard Joseph, you're all right.

Thanks Alty.  :)  I wish I could find more time and verve to post here with.  For all the struggles I've seen here this place and the majority of it's folks keep me coming back.