...I am once again the oldest member of PD. As such, I demand the respect and veneration that my advanced age merits. I demand that the white hairs in my beard and scattered around my head receive the proper respect which is their due. Why, if this was 5 hundred years ago, I would be a marvel of longevity, and my lecherous ways would be excused as eccentricity and not the sort of thing that makes everyone crowd over to the other side of the bus.
I have made my wisdom available; you have not listened. I have shown great restraint in the way in which I react to your youthful shenanigans, and have beaten hardly anyone with my cane. And they deserved it. I'm talking to YOU, Remington.
Anyways, let's get on with the respecting and the veneration already. And shut up while you're doing it, because I cannot understand the jibber jabber that comes out of your mouth and is obviously caused by brain damage induced by drugs and the rock and the roll. Why, in my day, the hardest drug we did was HARD WORK and the rowdiest music we listened to was The Little River Band, and we wore PROPER RESTRAINTS while we listened!
So get off my lawn. Or, as the British would say, GEROFF MY RUBBISH HEAP.
Damn kids.
Or Kill Me Again.
Little River Band?
:spittake:
I've never even heard of them, old man. :lulz:
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 04, 2012, 07:58:58 PM
I've never even heard of them, old man. :lulz:
Of course you haven't.
Just like the phrase "Oh, THAT will happen...when Glenn Miller crawls back out of the channel." wouldn't be funny to you kids, either.
But pull up a chair and let Dirty Old Uncle Roger explain it to you: The Little River Band was sort of like Air Supply (google it, kid), only even more sappy, and with less talent. It was the sort of shit we had to experiment with so that you kids today could have REAL music, by learning from our horrible mistakes.
The other day I saw a My Chemical Romance video, and it clued me in to the fact that we WASTED all that SCIENCE, because you fuckers didn't learn ANYTHING from our sacrifice, and in fact have even WORSE TASTE on PURPOSE than we did by ACCIDENT.
So everybody shut up and turn on your crap iphones or whatever the hell they call them, and listen to your crap music until you LEARN. And THEN shut up, because I already KNOW.
Him.
Dirty Old Uncle Roger = DOUR. I like that.
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on August 04, 2012, 03:33:09 PM
...I am once again the oldest member of PD. As such, I demand the respect and veneration that my advanced age merits. I demand that the white hairs in my beard and scattered around my head receive the proper respect which is their due. Why, if this was 5 hundred years ago, I would be a marvel of longevity, and my lecherous ways would be excused as eccentricity and not the sort of thing that makes everyone crowd over to the other side of the bus.
I have made my wisdom available; you have not listened. I have shown great restraint in the way in which I react to your youthful shenanigans, and have beaten hardly anyone with my cane. And they deserved it. I'm talking to YOU, Remington.
Anyways, let's get on with the respecting and the veneration already. And shut up while you're doing it, because I cannot understand the jibber jabber that comes out of your mouth and is obviously caused by brain damage induced by drugs and the rock and the roll. Why, in my day, the hardest drug we did was HARD WORK and the rowdiest music we listened to was The Little River Band, and we wore PROPER RESTRAINTS while we listened!
So get off my lawn. Or, as the British would say, GEROFF MY RUBBISH HEAP.
Damn kids.
Or Kill Me Again.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
The Doobie Brothers sucked goat penis once they started making money, too.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:36:32 PM
The Doobie Brothers sucked goat penis once they started making money gestating, too.
Fixed that for you.
No charge.
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
Are we talking about older in the chronological sense, or old in the sense of "SEEN THIS SHIT 1000 TIMES ALREADY"?
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
WOOT!
I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
WOOT!
I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... :lol:
Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
OK, you got him beat by a couple years. :lol:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:58:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
OK, you got him beat by a couple years. :lol:
HAH!
AGE FASTER, EOT!
:hammer:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Debbie's gonna shit. I turn in WEIRD expense items, which always gets approved, and she's one of those people that acts like you're spending her personal money.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
WOOT!
I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... :lol:
Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.
WHEW.
No plutonium needed, after all :p
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 09:05:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago. You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right? Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right? RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?
It landed on my nose. So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.
I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye. And the fly?
I missed that fucking fly by a mile.
So, yeah. Old. And DUMB.
The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.
I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way. I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.
I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
WOOT!
I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... :lol:
Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.
WHEW.
No plutonium needed, after all :p
DO NOT EXPOSE RATS TO RADIATION.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_U
OH MIGHTY OLD ONE, LET YOUR CORROSIVE WISDOM RAIN DOWN UPON THE WORTHY.
Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?
Is there any way to speed this process up?
Also, since Charley left I feel [OMITTED FOR GOOD TASTE].
Quote from: Alty on August 04, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?
Is there any way to speed this process up?
Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 09:54:29 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 04, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?
Is there any way to speed this process up?
Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.
:lol:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
:scared:
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
We have no age, Luna.
WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 05, 2012, 01:46:09 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
We have no age, Luna.
WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL
RAH!
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.
This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test
For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.
Quote from: the last yatto on August 05, 2012, 06:39:20 PM
This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test
For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.
I think I have found the reason behind the conflicting information. It also explains a lot about the conflicting opinions and messages people often complain about finding here on the board.
It's called "individuals".
I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.
individuals you say? I thought we were all mass produced and air mailed by storks
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:36:32 PM
The Doobie Brothers sucked goat penis once they started making money, too.
There is quite literally nothing in the entire universe that fills me with blind frothing rage like the sound of Michael McDonald's voice.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 05, 2012, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.
For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s. :?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 05, 2012, 08:10:45 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 05, 2012, 06:01:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.
Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.
You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.
1. I will be 44 on Halloween.
2. On it.
Fuck me.
Roger is not the oldest.
I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.
For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s. :?
I shall kill this one last. When I consume his flesh, I will use the finest of spices salvaged from Richter's kitchen, and drink the best bourbon.
The TARDIS has been good to me. :wink:
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2012, 06:51:28 PM
I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.
Younger than Roger by about 5 or 6 months 8)
But I can provide ID that puts me anywhere from an embryo to an OAP and you'll never spot the fakes
That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID? I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.
Quote from: Cain on August 09, 2012, 03:54:04 PM
That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID? I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.
Available at your local mortuary :evil:
So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?
My Dad called last night, apparently he gave his friend (and his friend's son) a ride to the old High School cause the kid is starting there in a few days. Apparently Dad called just to inform me that the average age of teachers at my old high school is now 5-10 years younger than me.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 09:24:44 PM
So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?
With soul-crushing dispair.
The WORST way to deal with it is to become THAT GUY. You know THAT GUY.
The best way to deal with it is to eat right & exercise.
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
he just posted this on facebook (and yes I asked if I could crosspost)
QuoteWhen I was a young man I was full of energy and certainty. My passion and strength were full and I was so certain of my views and knowledge.
I could do anything or be anything I wanted, even by the power of will, if that was what was needed. Nothing was beyond my grasp.
As I grew older there were many challenges in my path, some were overcome and some were not, but I kept going. Like a child sticking their hand in a fire, I learned to not do some things and successes taught me what to do. Some lessons were well learned, others not so much.
As I grew older I came to understand many of the beliefs that I had held were not so cut and dried. Such is the way humans learn. Such is the way humans make decisions. Many of my old beliefs were cast away and some were replaced with other beliefs, hopefully better thought out beliefs.
As I became older I began to even have greater tolerance for the beliefs of others. After all, we are all learning, so I like to think anyway. I began to see the grey areas in things, those places where neither right nor wrong live.
As I became older my body began to fail in places, my strength waned. But I didn't give up, I just had to do things differently. Some things could not even be done any longer.
Life is still good, even with the physical and financial restrictions I face now, and I will live until the last day.
When this life is over I will be able to look back and think it was a good life, one fully lived.
Quote from: MMIX on August 10, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
1. Hirley0 doesn't actually have an age. At least none that can be documented or tracked.
2. The earliest thing I remember is watching Nixon bean his head on the helicopter doorframe while slinking away from DC. I remember the very last moonshot.
3. The doctor will tell me, "yes, you're having an attack, no I can't actually do anything about it, and here's my bill. Been here more than a few times in the last couple of years. Thanks for your concern, though.
Also, that quote in your sig... that is one of the most poetic and potent Rogerisms I've ever read.
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 10, 2012, 11:20:02 PM
Also, that quote in your sig... that is one of the most poetic and potent Rogerisms I've ever read.
It's one of my favorites. I keep it up to remind me that all people are scum. Even me.
Quote from: the last yatto on August 10, 2012, 11:12:11 PM
he just posted this on facebook (and yes I asked if I could crosspost)
QuoteWhen I was a young man I was full of energy and certainty. My passion and strength were full and I was so certain of my views and knowledge.
I could do anything or be anything I wanted, even by the power of will, if that was what was needed. Nothing was beyond my grasp.
As I grew older there were many challenges in my path, some were overcome and some were not, but I kept going. Like a child sticking their hand in a fire, I learned to not do some things and successes taught me what to do. Some lessons were well learned, others not so much.
As I grew older I came to understand many of the beliefs that I had held were not so cut and dried. Such is the way humans learn. Such is the way humans make decisions. Many of my old beliefs were cast away and some were replaced with other beliefs, hopefully better thought out beliefs.
As I became older I began to even have greater tolerance for the beliefs of others. After all, we are all learning, so I like to think anyway. I began to see the grey areas in things, those places where neither right nor wrong live.
As I became older my body began to fail in places, my strength waned. But I didn't give up, I just had to do things differently. Some things could not even be done any longer.
Life is still good, even with the physical and financial restrictions I face now, and I will live until the last day.
When this life is over I will be able to look back and think it was a good life, one fully lived.
Glad to see that he's relatively well.
But I'm not sure why you'd repost that. Charley made the decision to leave ages ago, on account of he hates us all. Or at least enough of us, defined as Nigel & Roger & anyone on speaking terms with us.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:39:09 PM
Quote from: the last yatto on August 10, 2012, 11:12:11 PM
he just posted this on facebook (and yes I asked if I could crosspost)
QuoteWhen I was a young man I was full of energy and certainty. My passion and strength were full and I was so certain of my views and knowledge.
I could do anything or be anything I wanted, even by the power of will, if that was what was needed. Nothing was beyond my grasp.
As I grew older there were many challenges in my path, some were overcome and some were not, but I kept going. Like a child sticking their hand in a fire, I learned to not do some things and successes taught me what to do. Some lessons were well learned, others not so much.
As I grew older I came to understand many of the beliefs that I had held were not so cut and dried. Such is the way humans learn. Such is the way humans make decisions. Many of my old beliefs were cast away and some were replaced with other beliefs, hopefully better thought out beliefs.
As I became older I began to even have greater tolerance for the beliefs of others. After all, we are all learning, so I like to think anyway. I began to see the grey areas in things, those places where neither right nor wrong live.
As I became older my body began to fail in places, my strength waned. But I didn't give up, I just had to do things differently. Some things could not even be done any longer.
Life is still good, even with the physical and financial restrictions I face now, and I will live until the last day.
When this life is over I will be able to look back and think it was a good life, one fully lived.
Glad to see that he's relatively well.
But I'm not sure why you'd repost that. Charley made the decision to leave ages ago, on account of he hates us all. Or at least enough of us, defined as Nigel & Roger & anyone on speaking terms with us.
Yeah, he didn't have much tolerance for any of our beliefs.
It's ok for a facebook post, though. Maybe it'll get some 'Like's.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:14:48 PM
Quote from: MMIX on August 10, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
1. Hirley0 doesn't actually have an age. At least none that can be documented or tracked.
2. The earliest thing I remember is watching Nixon bean his head on the helicopter doorframe while slinking away from DC. I remember the very last moonshot.
3. The doctor will tell me, "yes, you're having an attack, no I can't actually do anything about it, and here's my bill. Been here more than a few times in the last couple of years. Thanks for your concern, though.
Hirley0 was old 20 years ago when I first met him, so he's probably still old.
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:14:48 PM
Quote from: MMIX on August 10, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
1. Hirley0 doesn't actually have an age. At least none that can be documented or tracked.
2. The earliest thing I remember is watching Nixon bean his head on the helicopter doorframe while slinking away from DC. I remember the very last moonshot.
3. The doctor will tell me, "yes, you're having an attack, no I can't actually do anything about it, and here's my bill. Been here more than a few times in the last couple of years. Thanks for your concern, though.
Hirley0 was old 20 years ago when I first met him, so he's probably still old.
You never can tell with hirley0.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 11, 2012, 04:38:43 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:14:48 PM
Quote from: MMIX on August 10, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
1. Hirley0 doesn't actually have an age. At least none that can be documented or tracked.
2. The earliest thing I remember is watching Nixon bean his head on the helicopter doorframe while slinking away from DC. I remember the very last moonshot.
3. The doctor will tell me, "yes, you're having an attack, no I can't actually do anything about it, and here's my bill. Been here more than a few times in the last couple of years. Thanks for your concern, though.
Hirley0 was old 20 years ago when I first met him, so he's probably still old.
You never can tell with hirley0.
He could be running off a backup.
Or posting from a parallel universe where time runs backwards. It would explain a lot - Hirley0's posts aren't predictions, they're warnings.
Quote from: Cain on August 11, 2012, 03:22:19 PM
Or posting from a parallel universe where time runs backwards. It would explain a lot - Hirley0's posts aren't predictions, they're warnings.
This makes everything make more sense. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 11, 2012, 03:01:51 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 11:14:48 PM
Quote from: MMIX on August 10, 2012, 11:08:29 PM
Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?
See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.
And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.
MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior
1. Hirley0 doesn't actually have an age. At least none that can be documented or tracked.
2. The earliest thing I remember is watching Nixon bean his head on the helicopter doorframe while slinking away from DC. I remember the very last moonshot.
3. The doctor will tell me, "yes, you're having an attack, no I can't actually do anything about it, and here's my bill. Been here more than a few times in the last couple of years. Thanks for your concern, though.
Hirley0 was old 20 years ago when I first met him, so he's probably still old out of step with everything outside of Portland.
Fixed.
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