Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 07:20:24 PM

Title: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 07:20:24 PM
(http://www.bartcop.com/gop-chess-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Juana on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.

I meant the stepdad.

And the pigeon ALWAYS wins.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Juana on August 06, 2012, 08:14:41 PM
They're both like that, although my biological dad is very slightly less retarded when it comes to politics.

Okay, my urge to debate the pigeon and/or tell it how blitheringly stupid it is sometimes wins out.


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Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 08:21:03 PM
Pigeons are just rats with wings.

Never, ever bet against rats.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Juana on August 06, 2012, 08:29:36 PM
Duely noted. :D
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 06, 2012, 08:31:00 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 08:36:03 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.

Roll-up board, triple-weight pieces.

Can't go wrong.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 08:37:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.

Same here.  It's a fucking desert, and we have pigeons.  Go figure.
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 06, 2012, 09:27:20 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.

Tea Bagger Stepdad should've met my mom.

She has her good points, she takes care of her husband, who has advanced Alzheimer's, at home.

Other than that, she's batshit. I never knew this woman until a little over 10 years ago (she'd put me up for adoption at the age of 3 days). I found a Bush republican who thinks Jesus is going to come back and convert all the J00s and Muslims "pray to the moon". Oh yeah, and Black people are cursed because they're "the sons of Hamm".

We don't talk much.  :lol:
Title: Re: Garbo, I give you a gift for your father.
Post by: Juana on August 06, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
:lulz: Oh man. We sure can pick 'em, right? My parents aren't quite that bad, but almost.