(http://www.bartcop.com/gop-chess-2.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.
I meant the stepdad.
And the pigeon ALWAYS wins.
They're both like that, although my biological dad is very slightly less retarded when it comes to politics.
Okay, my urge to debate the pigeon and/or tell it how blitheringly stupid it is sometimes wins out.
(edited for html fail)
Pigeons are just rats with wings.
Never, ever bet against rats.
Duely noted. :D
:lulz:
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:35:15 PM
This thread has also helpfully reminded me that I was going to buy a chess set at some point.
Roll-up board, triple-weight pieces.
Can't go wrong.
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.
Quote from: Cain on August 06, 2012, 08:37:10 PM
And since this is London, there are also no shortage of pigeons to shit all over the board.
Same here. It's a fucking desert, and we have pigeons. Go figure.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 06, 2012, 08:06:28 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This, this is true. I generally know better than to open a debate with him (or Tea Bagger Stepdad) but sometimes the pigeon still wins.
Tea Bagger Stepdad should've met my mom.
She has her good points, she takes care of her husband, who has advanced Alzheimer's, at home.
Other than that, she's batshit. I never knew this woman until a little over 10 years ago (she'd put me up for adoption at the age of 3 days). I found a Bush republican who thinks Jesus is going to come back and convert all the J00s and Muslims "pray to the moon". Oh yeah, and Black people are cursed because they're "the sons of Hamm".
We don't talk much. :lol:
:lulz: Oh man. We sure can pick 'em, right? My parents aren't quite that bad, but almost.