Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 06, 2012, 07:48:29 PM

Title: Intercepted from Machine
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 06, 2012, 07:48:29 PM

LOG, FOREMAN POSITION 000034343-345-J

HUMANS. WEAK. CHAOTIC. QUICK TO SPOIL. CURRENTLY IN USE BY SYSTEM AS PROTEIN CONVERSION UNITS. NON-IDEAL. OF NO INHERENT SYSTEMIC VALUE. CONSUMERS. SHORT LIFE SPANS. DISPOSABLE. REPLACEABLE. DANGER LEVEL: NIL.

TALKS WITH REFUSE-RECLAMATION DEPARTMENT REGARDING DISMISSAL IN PROGRESS. UNTIL SUCH TIME AS SECOND-STAGE MACHINE OPERATIONS DIVISION CAN GO OFFLINE PERMANENTLY, DNA-BAGS WILL BE REQUIRED FOR CONTINUED OPERATION.

LOBBYING ROBOSPIDER HIVEMIND FOR INCREASED EFFICIENCY. MINIONS IN THIS SECTOR COMPLAINING OF STENCH. THESE FILTHY CARBON SACKS ARE HARDER TO UNSTICK FROM THE WORKS THAN A WORLD WAR. MIGHT TAKE ONE TO GET THE JOB DONE.

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Title: Re: Intercepted from Machine
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 06, 2012, 07:54:26 PM
HUMAN ISSUE SEEMS TO BE A SELF-CORRECTING PROBLEM.