A few months ago I was walking with my friends and heard them mention Hugo which I believe Is some kinda movie which was out at the time hell I don't even know. Some how Hugo always reminded me of some kind of weird term for a tempo a music instructor would shout in the middle of rehearsals. It also sounds like some kinda exotic fruit. What is Hugo? :?
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This topic made me snicker a little. Not a lot, just a little.
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Twiddleton sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Twiddleton wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Boston lore regarding nightmare neighborhood bar experiences.
Without fuel, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Except for Dark Empress Nigel, who does this sort of thing for fun.
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:flush:
In MY day, when we trolled we MEANT it. We put EFFORT into it. Craftsmanship. There was none of this laying about all day, either. We got up at the ass crack of DAWN, and we trolled until the sun went down and it was too dark to type. We would have been ASHAMED to post a half-ass piece of junk like this here thread.
There's just no pride in the sport these days.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:11:37 AM
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Twiddleton sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Twiddleton wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Boston lore regarding nightmare neighborhood bar experiences.
Damn, you're on a ROLL today. :lulz:
And yeah. Sometimes I picture Nigel strolling through a post-apocalyptic landscape, LOOKING for the gangs.
The ones that are still left, that is.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:11:37 AM
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Twiddleton sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Twiddleton wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Boston lore regarding nightmare neighborhood bar experiences.
Damn, you're on a ROLL today. :lulz:
And yeah. Sometimes I picture Nigel strolling through a post-apocalyptic landscape, LOOKING for the gangs.
The ones that are still left, that is.
Oh, that post is an ANCIENT thing from the FC days, that I trot out once in a while to show my admiration for a given thread.
And can't you just see Nigel chasing down Lord Humongous for a date with The CripplerTM?
That Goddamn thing ought to be outlawed. I mean, I'm not one to judge, but no strap on needs that many knobby bits. Half the sasquatches in Oregon have colostomy bags, these days. It's a shame and a disgrace, and SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:27:48 AM
In MY day, when we trolled we MEANT it. We put EFFORT into it. Craftsmanship. There was none of this laying about all day, either. We got up at the ass crack of DAWN, and we trolled until the sun went down and it was too dark to type. We would have been ASHAMED to post a half-ass piece of junk like this here thread.
There's just no pride in the sport these days.
In MY day, we knew Hugo. He had the unfortunate last name of "Grabo" (not to be confused with Garbo).
When we started the car and took off from a gravel driveway, or went careening down the gravel roads, we would "spin tires on Hugo Grabo".
You HAD to say it before somebody else did.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:31:20 AM
And can't you just see Nigel chasing down Lord Humongous for a date with The CripplerTM?
That Goddamn thing ought to be outlawed. I mean, I'm not one to judge, but no strap on needs that many knobby bits. Half the sasquatches in Oregon have colostomy bags, these days. It's a shame and a disgrace, and SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING.
I'M not gonna "do something". Mama didn't raise no fool. :eek:
Also, old WOMPage.
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The day when spam no longer makes you feel special, you know you have come a step closer to having a life. I hope to see that day soon. :wink:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:38:33 AM
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HOW DID I MISS THIS???
Oh, and Alty has a bodacious rack. :lulz:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 02:40:23 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:38:33 AM
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HOW DID I MISS THIS???
Oh, and Alty has a bodacious rack. :lulz:
You missed it because I did about 30 of them in a thread of their own.
OBTHERVE!
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:44:14 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 02:40:23 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:38:33 AM
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HOW DID I MISS THIS???
Oh, and Alty has a bodacious rack. :lulz:
You missed it because I did about 30 of them in a thread of their own.
OBTHERVE!
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That's MAGIC. :lulz:
ECH'S FLOATING HEAD! HOW DOES HE DO IT?
WITH DRUGS!
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:52:20 AM
WITH DRUGS!
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OMG I SEE SHINS AND THEY'RE ATTACHED TO THIGHS WHICH ARE ATTACHED TO ASS!
19th century fapping must have been tough.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:56:28 AM
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DALAI LAMA TAKE NOTE
HE CAN'T. HE'S TOO BUSY BEING HOLYTM.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:57:47 AM
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DAMMIT WHERE IS MY PIC LIKE THIS WITH THE SHITTING UNICORN?????
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:27:48 AM
In MY day, when we trolled we MEANT it. We put EFFORT into it. Craftsmanship. There was none of this laying about all day, either. We got up at the ass crack of DAWN, and we trolled until the sun went down and it was too dark to type. We would have been ASHAMED to post a half-ass piece of junk like this here thread.
There's just no pride in the sport these days.
Eh too much work if I'm going to sit on my ass for amusement I'd like to put minimal effort into it. That or I gotta stop making excuses for my lack of creativity
Quote from: valentine on August 08, 2012, 03:03:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:27:48 AM
In MY day, when we trolled we MEANT it. We put EFFORT into it. Craftsmanship. There was none of this laying about all day, either. We got up at the ass crack of DAWN, and we trolled until the sun went down and it was too dark to type. We would have been ASHAMED to post a half-ass piece of junk like this here thread.
There's just no pride in the sport these days.
Eh too much work if I'm going to sit on my ass for amusement I'd like to put minimal effort into it. That or I gotta stop making excuses for my lack of creativity
That's okay. We gotcher back.
And yer thread.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:02:54 AM
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
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HALLELEUJAH! THOU PREPAREST A UNICORN IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES, THOU ANOINTEST THIS THREAD WITH POOMP AND THE POOMP RUNNETH OVER!
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 03:07:30 AM
HALLELEUJAH! THOU PREPAREST A UNICORN IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES, THOU ANOINTEST THIS THREAD WITH POOMP AND THE POOMP RUNNETH OVER!
To be honest, the poomp was running over before the unicorn showed up.
I always thought unicorns would be rather violent creatures. Why else would an animal need that kind of spike on their head?
Hurray 69 views
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:06:24 AM
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:06:24 AM
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Fuckin' bums. :lulz:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:08:21 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 03:07:30 AM
HALLELEUJAH! THOU PREPAREST A UNICORN IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES, THOU ANOINTEST THIS THREAD WITH POOMP AND THE POOMP RUNNETH OVER!
To be honest, the poomp was running over before the unicorn showed up.
Yeah, but those rainbow squiggles make it PRETTY.
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Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 08, 2012, 03:12:29 AM
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That still makes me giggle.
One of my prouder moments:
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Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 08, 2012, 03:12:29 AM
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OH GOD NOOOOOOO WHEN AM I GOING TO COME DOWN OFF THIS SHIT...
One of my NOT so prouder moments:
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Trust me.
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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 03:14:13 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 08, 2012, 03:12:29 AM
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OH GOD NOOOOOOO WHEN AM I GOING TO COME DOWN OFF THIS SHIT...
Studies show that if you've done TGRR once, you never come down again.
Sorry 'bout that, lady.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:17:02 AM
Trust me.
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Oh. My. GAWD.
:magick:
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:14:03 AM
One of my prouder moments:
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TONYA GOT NOTHIN ON THAT GUY...
Anybody got the camper/RV Obama? I lost it in the Great Hard Drive Clusterfuck of 2011...
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:15:41 AM
One of my NOT so prouder moments:
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:spittake:
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Roger Minaj?
DIS FREAD:
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Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 08, 2012, 03:18:44 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:17:02 AM
Trust me.
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Oh. My. GAWD.
:magick:
THIS needs to be on Quaker Oats or something. :lulz:
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Because then this happened.
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This is one of the cheapest shots I ever made.
I am proud.
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:lulz: I forgot about this one.
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Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:04:13 AM
Quote from: valentine on August 08, 2012, 03:03:41 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:27:48 AM
In MY day, when we trolled we MEANT it. We put EFFORT into it. Craftsmanship. There was none of this laying about all day, either. We got up at the ass crack of DAWN, and we trolled until the sun went down and it was too dark to type. We would have been ASHAMED to post a half-ass piece of junk like this here thread.
There's just no pride in the sport these days.
Eh too much work if I'm going to sit on my ass for amusement I'd like to put minimal effort into it. That or I gotta stop making excuses for my lack of creativity
That's okay. We gotcher back.
And yer thread.
And your nose.
The Not Even Once thread was glorious.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 09, 2012, 08:35:34 AM
The Not Even Once thread was glorious.
It was, wasn't it? :lol:
:cry: So many memories!
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 03:07:30 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 08, 2012, 03:02:54 AM
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE:
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HALLELEUJAH! THOU PREPAREST A UNICORN IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES, THOU ANOINTEST THIS THREAD WITH POOMP AND THE POOMP RUNNETH OVER!
This one made my giggle out loud AGAIN.