Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:50 PM

Title: Ann Coulter test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 02:48:50 PM
Did she say the following?  No cheating with google, etc.

Answer yes or no.  This is not a short answer test.

"[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks."
Y( ) N( )

"God gave us the earth.  We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.  God said, 'Earth is yours.  Take it.  Rape it.  It's yours.'"
Y( ) N( )

The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"
Y( ) N( )

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."
Y( ) N( )

On Princess Diana's death: "Her children knew she's sleeping with all these men.  That just seems to me, it's the definition of 'not a good mother.' ...Is everyone just saying here that it's okay to ostentatiously have premarital sex in front of your children?"..."[Diana is] an ordinary and pathetic and confessional - I've never had bulimia!  I've never had an affair! I've never had a divorce! So I don't think she's better than I am."
Y( ) N( )

"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."
Y( ) N( )

"I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote."
Y( ) N( )

"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."
Y( ) N( )

"We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for  Americans to ask whether their president is insane."
Y( ) N( )

"It's enough [to be impeached] for the president to be a pervert."
Y( ) N( )

"Clinton is in love with the erect penis."
Y( ) N( )

"I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don't need any more." Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, "Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start."
Y( ) N( )

"If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one [child] gunman. ... Don't pray.  Learn to use guns."
Y( ) N( )

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."
Y( ) N( )

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.  And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly."
Y( ) N( )

"Let's say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I'm not married."
Y( ) N( )

"Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have
a boyfriend."
Y( ) N( )

"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals."
Y( ) N( )

"The swing voters---I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical
principles. You're either a liberal or you're a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster. "
Y( ) N( )

Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2012, 03:00:10 PM
I'm guessing Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Y.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
That woman is a horrifying person. I use the word "person" loosely.
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: hooplala on August 08, 2012, 04:41:46 PM
I firmly believe she is a comedian of the Andy Kaufman variety, and "Ann Coulter" is just one of her personalities.  Paula Deen is another.  So is Kim Kardashian.
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 08, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
I am and always have been convinced that she's trolling and getting paid handsomely for it. I mean, even the most backwards-ass mouthbreather alive couldn't ACTUALLY believe all that.
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 08, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
I am and always have been convinced that she's trolling and getting paid handsomely for it. I mean, even the most backwards-ass mouthbreather alive couldn't ACTUALLY believe all that.

That is one of the many things I often tell myself in order to feel better about the world.
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 08, 2012, 10:57:07 PM
She calls herself a polemicist which is basically admitting that shes trolling in such a way that people will continue to take her seriously.
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: The Dark Monk on August 09, 2012, 08:52:31 PM
NSFW- The Real Ann Coulter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seThIG34R8
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 08, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
I am and always have been convinced that she's trolling and getting paid handsomely for it. I mean, even the most backwards-ass mouthbreather alive couldn't ACTUALLY believe all that.

That is one of the many things I often tell myself in order to feel better about the world.

I sometimes tell myself that our meetings generate unicorn poop.  :)
Title: Re: Ann Coulter test
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 10, 2012, 04:59:32 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: Echo Chamber Music on August 08, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
I am and always have been convinced that she's trolling and getting paid handsomely for it. I mean, even the most backwards-ass mouthbreather alive couldn't ACTUALLY believe all that.

That is one of the many things I often tell myself in order to feel better about the world.

I sometimes tell myself that our meetings generate unicorn poop.  :)

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: