"The senior citizen who enjoys reasonably good health should stop talking about the miseries of old age, how no one loves him, and how much time he has on his hands. There is no easier way to lose respect and affection than to become garrulous, obstinate, grouchy, and quarrelsome."
- Dr. Theodore R. Van Dellen
So what am I supposed to do, Theodore? JUST SIT THERE?
Don't you see this leaves me with NOTHING?
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.
An alternative.
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.
Why? Is everyone not satisfied by the podcast? Because, you know, I can expand on that.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.
I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.
I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.
Too late.
HAR HAR.
And remember...when/if we become so decrepit that they tie us in a chair and expect us to JUST SIT THERE. we still have POOMP.
WHERE DID ALL THIS LIQUID COME FROM, AND WHAT IS IT??