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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 07:33:14 PM

Title: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 07:33:14 PM
"The senior citizen who enjoys reasonably good health should stop talking about the miseries of old age, how no one loves him, and how much time he has on his hands.  There is no easier way to lose respect and affection than to become garrulous, obstinate, grouchy, and quarrelsome."
- Dr. Theodore R. Van Dellen

So what am I supposed to do, Theodore?  JUST SIT THERE? 

Don't you see this leaves me with NOTHING?
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 08, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: Freeky on August 08, 2012, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.

An alternative.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: LMNO on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.

Why?  Is everyone not satisfied by the podcast?  Because, you know, I can expand on that.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 08, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 

I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2012, 07:42:32 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 

I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.

Too late.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 08, 2012, 10:32:22 PM
HAR HAR.

And remember...when/if we become so decrepit that they tie us in a chair and expect us to JUST SIT THERE. we still have POOMP.
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
WHERE DID ALL THIS LIQUID COME FROM, AND WHAT IS IT??
Title: Re: What kinda doktor IS this guy?
Post by: LMNO on August 09, 2012, 12:31:53 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 08, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
WHERE DID ALL THIS LIQUID COME FROM, AND WHAT IS IT??

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 10:32:22 PM
we still have POOMP.

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 08, 2012, 10:32:22 PM
HAR HAR.