Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:55:09 PM

Title: Real Nice Church You Got Here...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 02:55:09 PM
Real good idea. I can see you got a lotta people interested, lotta money flowing around...I appreciate all the hard work it must take to keep it all going, keeping the Pinealists out, all that.  I don't much like
all the talk about music, but, hey...It's for the kids, right?

Me and my friends, we've sort of got the same kind of thing for ourselves...But we don't call it a church or nothing fancy. It's just a club. A social club. Drink a little grappa, play some cards, a place to get away from prying eyes.

But you know, it's a real tough neighborhood you're in.  Bad things happen all the time. One of your Popes could catch fire, a meet-up could fall down and break its legs, someone could drop a dime on that crazy LMNO guy...

I'm just saying, you might consider joining up with someone like our group.  We take care of our friends.  You can ask around.  We're well respected.  We don't want much in return for our friendship. Just enough to wet our beaks.  Maybe... 10% of the top.  It's not so much.  A little insurance so that bad things get stopped before they get started.

And you buy your "church air" only from us from now on.
Title: Re: Real Nice Church You Got Here...
Post by: EK WAFFLR on August 10, 2012, 03:13:13 PM
But is the Holy Waterâ„¢ included?
Title: Re: Real Nice Church You Got Here...
Post by: LMNO on August 10, 2012, 03:15:35 PM
Is that Mr Chop I see back there in the corner?
Title: Re: Real Nice Church You Got Here...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 10, 2012, 03:48:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 10, 2012, 03:15:35 PM
Is that Mr Chop I see back there in the corner?

Oh, sorry.  I didn't know you knew him.  Here's your coffee, sir, I made it just the way you like it.

(CHEESE IT, BOYS!)
Title: Re: Real Nice Church You Got Here...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 11, 2012, 08:20:34 AM
Who's Mr. Chop?
I think Vito just shit.