Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM

Title: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
1.  Go to the bathroom unassisted.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Freeky on August 14, 2012, 01:57:39 AM
2. Be able to hold a book. You really shouldn't have dogeared that page, man.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Richter on August 15, 2012, 01:15:01 AM
Look at kitchen tongs withoht suffering a seizure.

Handle a hardcover book.

Explain to the doctor how it got THERE.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Freeky on August 15, 2012, 01:20:12 AM
Look at pages without flinching.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Eater of Clowns on August 15, 2012, 01:45:31 AM
Suffer flashbacks from the smell of turmeric.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 15, 2012, 01:51:17 AM
Touch wood.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Freeky on August 15, 2012, 02:19:57 AM
Go a month without having The Master Archive nightmare.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Luna on August 15, 2012, 05:35:37 AM
Look at a card catalog without shuddering all the way to your gonads.
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: Suu on August 15, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Call the Dewey Decimal System "archaic and worthless".
Title: Re: Things you will not do after you annoy Leln
Post by: leln on August 16, 2012, 01:13:56 AM
 :lulz:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
1.  Go to the bathroom unassisted.

Very true, especially if you have the flashbacks EOC mentioned. I like to know I'm assisting people.

Quote from: Suu on August 15, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Call the Dewey Decimal System "archaic and worthless".

I-argh-hmm. I'm familiar with some of the arguments for both sides of this dilemma and could point you to people who can and will lecture about it. I initially wanted to refute your statement because of the rigidity, bias and overall annoyance that is the Dewey Decimal System. Then I was forced to acknowledge the benefits of standardization and so forth things got muddled. So yes.

Fun fact: from what I've heard, Melvil Dewey was an obsessive simplified-speller racist asshole who was fired for sexual harassment at a point in history when it probably shouldn't have been possible for him to do so.