1. Cook that steak up in the little baggie, you know? The way the French do it?
2. OH, IDDUMS IS SO CUTE!
3. So...How much oil do I put in the pasta water?
4. The Virgin Islands? I've been there once. They're so advanced, you know, for Those Kind of People.
5. I can totally drink you under the table, beardo.
6. Hey, I remixed The Little River Band into dubstep. You HAVE to hear this shit.
7. Reggae? You mean like that one guy, Snow? Did that Informer song?
8. You haven't got the guts.
9. Give me your best shot, tinymeat.
annnnnnd
10. Put that cigar out before I put it out for you.
Did I miss anything?
You pretty much got it
:lulz:
"DON'T SHOCK THE PASTA! HERE, LET ME DO THAT!"
"The Beatles were the best band ever, bar none."
"Hey Fluffyface McHipsterpants! Who do I have to kill to get some motherfucking food in a timely manner?"
We only bought fruity beer.
So, I recently heard this new album by MCR. Dude, it's so fucking metal!
Ima kick yo......
Hey can you make me a filet mignon, well done? Yeah, just put some ketchup on it.
You know, if you lost the beard and dyed your hair, you could totally pass for Dexter Holland....
Phox,
Probably will not log back in ever again. :lulz:
You don't even know what you're talking about. Applebees makes the best food in the world. You can keep that frou frou disgusting shit you make at five star restaurants. What a pansy, head chef at a cushy restaurant. You don't know what it's like in the real world of food.