Canadians.
Post your reasons why. I'll start.
1. Milk in bags.
2. They take an already ridiculous sport (football) to dadaist extremes. It makes no sense on purpose I'll bet.
3. On that note, curling. It is not a sport.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Canadians.
Post your reasons why. I'll start.
1. Milk in bags.
Wait, really?
4) Still being on the monarchy. Even fucking Ireland gave up the monarchy in favor of a republic back in the 40s.
5. They refer to their bacon as ham.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:08:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM
Canadians.
Post your reasons why. I'll start.
1. Milk in bags.
Wait, really?
4) Still being on the monarchy. Even fucking Ireland gave up the monarchy in favor of a republic back in the 40s.
Not only that, but
6. The Queen of England isn't good enough for them. They have to have a Queen of Canada, thereby forcing Elizabeth Windsor to Nigel, which isn't healthy at that age.
6. Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne.
Excuse me, I object to this morally, on account of how New Zealand is considered the Canada of the South Pacific.
7. The Friendly Giant, that shit just wasn't right.
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 21, 2012, 02:10:11 AM
Excuse me, I object to this morally, on account of how New Zealand is considered the Canada of the South Pacific.
Yes, but you're upside down people. Canada doesn't have that crutch upon which to lean.
9. Red Rose Tea. It's CRAP!
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
10. Gratuitously posting Coronation Street on CBC.
and
11. The Beach Combers.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
12. Don Cherry's wardrobe.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
No, we have higher standards for insanity.
14. Francophones.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:15:03 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
No, we have higher standards for insanity.
Refering to McCain for putting her on the radar in the first place.
Twid,
only knows the name of one Alaskan governor
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:11:36 AM
9. Red Rose Tea. It's CRAP!
Speaking of which, I believe I have a used bag of that horrid swill to mail to your house. I still haven't forgotten the Holy Quest, I'll have you know.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would not know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
ETA: fix the not. Also, probably would have thought it something to do with getting drunk and harassing your neighbors with Christmas carols.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Four words:
Jan Brewer.
Sheriff Joe.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
She wasn't McCain's pick. He got saddled with her.
15. The Littlest Hobo.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
She wasn't McCain's pick. He got saddled with her.
It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:
16:
(http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/canada_patriotic/warposters/ww1647-47.jpg)
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
She wasn't McCain's pick. He got saddled with her.
It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:
16:
(http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/canada_patriotic/warposters/ww1647-47.jpg)
In otherwords:
Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.
He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.
17: The myth of Vancouver being one of the most livable cities.
Quote from: MMMW on August 21, 2012, 02:36:05 AM
17: The myth of Vancouver being one of the most livable cities.
The myth of Vancouver.
18. Mark Messier
19. Perogies. - How could cheese dumplings go wrong? Well you could make them out of flaccid dough fabric and fill them with the dejected curds of ishtar's skanier sister, for a start. Fuck hell, you all should have stopped at poutine. Fuck you all to fuck....
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 21, 2012, 02:46:07 AM
19. Perogies. - How could cheese dumplings go wrong? Well you could make them out of flaccid dough fabric and fill them with the dejected curds of ishtar's skanier sister, for a start. Fuck hell, you all should have stopped at poutine. Fuck you all to fuck....
Canadians attempted pierogies.
I'm not sure if I mean that as a question or an incredulous statement.
5. They leave kitties in dope trailers despite the fact that dope trailers are no place for kitties.
5. Fucking Samsquatch bastards.
12. They fucking knight Bryan Adams, but relegate Bubbles to a shed behind a trailer.
19. They still have William Gibson
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:26:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
She wasn't McCain's pick. He got saddled with her.
It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:
16:
(http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/canada_patriotic/warposters/ww1647-47.jpg)
In otherwords:
Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.
He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.
That hat is unmistakeably Scottish, that you confused it with a French dude's hat offends me.
13. Canadark.
14. They're so polite.
15. Their national anthem
16. Newfies
Quote from: Pixie on August 21, 2012, 03:00:52 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:26:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.
ACK! I've been OOTED!
13.) Talking like this.
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.
Actually I think that counts in their favor.
A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?
B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.
Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.
PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.
If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.
Ahem.
Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.
She wasn't McCain's pick. He got saddled with her.
It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:
16:
(http://www.canadaka.net/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/canada_patriotic/warposters/ww1647-47.jpg)
In otherwords:
Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.
He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.
That hat is unmistakeably Scottish, that you confused it with a French dude's hat offends me.
I didn't.
I said it was DORKIER than the French.
Twid,
Has Scottish mitochondrial DNA
20. Ketchup Chips.
And Beachcombers is one word... proves he is a Newfie, and not actually Canadian.
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
35. Poutine
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
Yes.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
I object to people categorizing poutine as a negative factor in the Canada debate.
For one thing, it's not "poutine", it's "poutines". Always.
For another thing, it's from Quebec, not Canada.
And for a third thing, it's one of the most simply amazingly perfect food creations known to mankind. Don't blame the dish itself just because most of you have only ever had a horribly inferior version of it.
Did anyone mention they're copycats? Fuckers are always doing the American thing five or ten years after we did it.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 04:17:21 AM
I object to people categorizing poutine as a negative factor in the Canada debate.
For one thing, it's not "poutine", it's "poutines". Always.
For another thing, it's from Quebec, not Canada.
And for a third thing, it's one of the most simply amazingly perfect food creations known to mankind. Don't blame the dish itself just because most of you have only ever had a horribly inferior version of it.
What's in it sounds like it might actually be ok, it just LOOKS like vomit.
Do you have a way around this?
Yes. Use good real cheese curds. Not cottage cheese, not cheese sauce, but real so-goddamn-fresh-they-squeak-when-you-bite-into-them cheese curds. And good thick made-from-scratch gravy, none of this heinz out of a sysco jug crap.
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?
Sure thing!
take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:24:44 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?
Sure thing!
take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.
Oh.
My.
God.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. This sounds amazing and if I wasn't going out to dinner with the MIL I would make this happen RIGHT NOW. Cheese fries I do all the time, but this... nommmmmmm.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:23:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
In other words, I only know what I know.
And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.
But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.
You already know mine.
I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:
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32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
I think what you mean is I am a HELLUVA gut from Canada.
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes. You're welcome.
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Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
In other words, I only know what I know.
And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.
But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.
You already know mine.
I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:
Where the christ did you guys find this clown?
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:24:44 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?
Sure thing!
take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.
Oh my Jesus fuck. :fap:
I remember Rhizome. I liked that gal.
24. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
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Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
I think what you mean is I am a HELLUVA gut from Canada.
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes. You're welcome.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:28:07 AM
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Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.
33. Hoopla
36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.
37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.
I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
I want my Rhizome back. :(
Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.
I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.
I just miss Rhiz, man.
I just miss Rhiz.
In other words, I only know what I know.
And I wish you could trust me, since your countrymen and countrywomen do.
But if you don't want me to know your name man... Eh.
You already know mine.
I just happen to like Rhiz. :shrug:
I AM:
k e v i n b a r r y m u l k e r r i n s
Born
6 a u g u s t 1 9 8 1
Meh.
Whatever man.
Youre Hoops. Who goddamn cares. Especially where I am named after a terrorist and say, fuck it. Give peace a chance.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 21, 2012, 06:33:16 AM
I remember Rhizome. I liked that gal.
24. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
I miss Rhiz.
A lot.
A lot a lot.
Also sorry Hoops I felt like being a douche.
Sometimes you have to.
You're a good bloke and I want to spend time with you.
My name is Rex, I'm a Canadian. Are you drunk?
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex, I'm a Canadian. Are you drunk?
I would make a joke about my Irishness right now, but, eh. I already knew what your name was.
We all know each other's names.
This is probably the first time that you and I have addressed each other directly (more is the pity. I respect you a lot)
And yes. Yes I am drunk.
But I am coherent.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:47:37 AM
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My name is Rex,
Bologna.
It's Italian. I think.
It is in fact Italian.
Your first name is Latin rather than Italian,
The translation needs no translation.
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex,
Bologna.
It's Italian. I think.
It is in fact Italian.
Your first name is Latin rather than Italian,
The translation needs no translation.
Yes.
38. Mr Sub
39. Surry
40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:53:58 AM
39. Surry
40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.
Klicks... they're called klicks.
Oh also.
NEVER BECOME A MUSICIAN
Unless it's already too late.
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39. Surry
40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.
Klicks... they're called klicks.
Either way, you have NO excuse for Surry.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 06:54:25 AM
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My name is Rex,
Bologna.
It's Italian. I think.
:lol:
Maybe I'm a little more merry than I expected.
Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.
Eh.
If only you knew the back story behind this album
WHICH YOU WILL
once it is released.
I have no idea what you're talking about dude.
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39. Surry
40. When you come to our country in your personal vehicle, our speed limit signs mean 65 MILES per hour, not 65 KILOTONS per hour or whatever weirdo measurement you guys use up there.
Klicks... they're called klicks.
Either way, you have NO excuse for Surry.
I meant to say in my last post, besides Etobicoke and Quebec (which isn't really part of Canada), I am most ashamed of Surry.
99. All they do at Band Camp is play music. Terrible, Canadian music.
Quote from: v3x on August 21, 2012, 06:58:23 AM
99. All they do at Band Camp is play music. Terrible, Canadian music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0s4g1Yh5vw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0s4g1Yh5vw)
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:57:49 AM
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:39:03 AM
My name is Rex,
Bologna.
It's Italian. I think.
:lol:
Maybe I'm a little more merry than I expected.
Captain Obvious is Captain Obvious.
Eh.
If only you knew the back story behind this album
WHICH YOU WILL
once it is released.
I have no idea what you're talking about dude.
I'm in charge of the copyright.
I just got the mastered tracks today.
WE are releasing the album on Friday.
I may have made mention of timelines. I may have been ignored. But in retrospect I would like the hard lesson as long as we make the deadline. Which. Is . Closer. Than. I. Ever. Have. Ever.
I glean you have some sort of project on the horizon. I am pleased for you.
Now, back to those horrible horrible Canadians...
44. Anne of Green Gables
1000. People can't count in this thread. I'm choosing yo blame Canada AND Obama.
THANKS A LOT, CANADIAN OBAMA.
OK
This is the only time that TWID is going to complain about TWID's nameless band whose name we all know the name of.
Now. 4/5 us have been in a previous band. 3/5 of us have cut it real goddamn close.
I as 1/5 should have been louder. I should have said. No. Do not book the show until we are done.
But no.
Just no.
My other guitarist is my best friend. I can't say, "DON'T FUCKING BOOK A SHOW YET WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DONE!!!!"
Well, we now have everything done. On Monday. When it's due Friday. With shipping and handling.
There's probably another thread for that.
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 07:07:08 AM
OK
This is the only time that TWID is going to complain about TWID's nameless band whose name we all know the name of.
Now. 4/5 us have been in a previous band. 3/5 of us have cut it real goddamn close.
I as 1/5 should have been louder. I should have said. No. Do not book the show until we are done.
But no.
Just no.
My other guitarist is my best friend. I can't say, "DON'T FUCKING BOOK A SHOW YET WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DONE!!!!"
Well, we now have everything done. On Monday. When it's due Friday. With shipping and handling.
And how is this Canada's fault?
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Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 07:07:08 AM
OK
This is the only time that TWID is going to complain about TWID's nameless band whose name we all know the name of.
Now. 4/5 us have been in a previous band. 3/5 of us have cut it real goddamn close.
I as 1/5 should have been louder. I should have said. No. Do not book the show until we are done.
But no.
Just no.
My other guitarist is my best friend. I can't say, "DON'T FUCKING BOOK A SHOW YET WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING DONE!!!!"
Well, we now have everything done. On Monday. When it's due Friday. With shipping and handling.
And how is this Canada's fault?
Yeah, you know what, there's already a thread for that.
Sorry for getting off topic, Vex.
I am sitting here listening to a medley my daughter is listening to, and realizing that I am old and irrelevant.
Also, that anything we've been talking about is totally stupid, because we're old and the kids are making fun of us. Just saying.
I've never been so glad to be irrelevant.
Nothing is old or stupid. Especially your moment. You know what my moment was? Stairway to heaven came on. My mother and i reached for the volume knob at the same time had a laugh and she said i didnt know you liked zeppelin. My response was how could i not?
More importantly to better understand metal i have to reach back. If i want to be a headbanger i have to be a bluesman first.
I think that may be the difference. You can do your thing and your parents will be proud of your rock and roll. And will not be ashamed that you cant be rebellious. Brb
Internet is back.
Now, the Stairway moment was weird enough but not unexpected.
What was unexpected was this:
The man who would eventually become my stepfather, I drove to my mom's place so they could eh... relations.
Now.
I used to try to torture him, because he was fucking my mom, and yet was cooler than my dad, with my music.
Lo and behold, it turns out that my mother's husband has the exact same musical tastes as me.
And this is the song that a 40 something at the time and I bonded over. His reaction: Drummer is excellent
Side note, when Anarchangel released our demo, he cranked it.
Yes. My mother's husband made my hungover ass's head feel miserable WITH SOMETHING WROTE.
But this is the song we bonded over, driving through the Arboretum:
Also, this album is totally awesome riding the Irish Sea to Britain, and taking the train from Wales to England:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYh2kz00m9c
Funny thing is, is that my step father, is the closest I feel too. More than my mother. more than my siblings. More than my mother's family.
Seriously. I talk to him more than I do my mother.
Hell, LMNO met the guy.
It's my girlfriend and my stepfather.
That's my family.
Is that weird?
Is it weird that I have to be simultaneously ashamed of my family and inordinately proud of my heritage?
I mean fuck, mom's back in rehab. And it was my birthday that.... kinda highlighted it.
I mean, I'm a fucking lush but...
I don't want to be prouder of my father than my mother.
And there it is.
And I feel like a traitor for loving my stepfather.
I'm probably going to fuck off for a couple of days.
OK. But what does that have to do with Canada?
The "maple syrup diet" was almost certainly invented in Canada, which is proof enough that it is a blight on the world.
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:48:22 AM
OK. But what does that have to do with Canada?
The "maple syrup diet" was almost certainly invented in Canada, which is proof enough that it is a blight on the world.
I'ma call shenanigans on that one. A
maple syrup diet? :lulz: Next I suspect you'll say something completely outrageous, like Canada was a major force in WWII
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/bride-went-on-maple-syrup-diet-941422
QuoteSpooning two tablespoons of golden maple syrup into a cup of hot water, Shanice Zakuani stirred the gooey mixture before gulping it down.
Ignoring the rumbling of her stomach, she guzzled down another cup of the sugary drink to curb the hunger pangs stabbing through her body.
Then she slammed the cup down on the side and rushed out of the kitchen before she caved in and reached for the nearest chocolate bar.
By now Shanice, 22, a mum-of-two, from Peterborough, hadn't eaten solid food for four days and her mood swings had become uncontrollable.
But she was convinced it would be worth the sacrifice to achieve the perfect figure.
Looking down at the sparkling engagement ring on her finger, she reminded herself why she was punishing her body like this.
She was following the gruelling Maple Syrup Diet to drop from a size 14 to a size 10 in just weeks.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-452342/Lose-weight-drinking-maple-syrup-Well-worked-Beyonce-Ill-try.html
QuoteLet's get one thing straight: I don't like crash diets. I write about health and fitness for a living, and I know that in the long term they don't work. I know that the only way to look good is to eat well and exercise all year round.
But my principles are challenged when I try on my bikini in preparation for my upcoming holiday. My stomach looks bloated and I want to feel fabulous, not fat, on the beach.
But I have only one week before I fly. So I need a high-speed weight-loss programme.
And that's why I am trying the Maple Syrup diet -the near-starvation regime that helped pop star Beyonce lose a stone in just two weeks for her movie, Dreamgirls.
Beyonce's diet apparently consisted of eating nothing for a fortnight, surviving instead on detox drinks consisting of a syrup mixed with lemon juice, water and cayenne pepper.
That's cayenne pepper from the Northern coast of India, naturally.
Christ. :lulz: :whack: :punchballs:
I hadn't heard about it, and I was hoping you were kidding, but I believed it before you posted that. :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 08:57:08 AM
That's cayenne pepper from the Northern coast of India, naturally.
Also I hope this never gets old. :lulz:
It essentialy works by reducing your calorie intake from the recommended 2000 a day to 60 a day. Naturally, this is extremely fucking dangerous and not at all a good idea, though it will actually work, unlike a number of fad diets. It's just not in any way sustainable.
Much like Canada.
Quote from: Cain on August 21, 2012, 09:09:39 AM
It essentialy works by reducing your calorie intake from the recommended 2000 a day to 60 a day. Naturally, this is extremely fucking dangerous and not at all a good idea, though it will actually work, unlike a number of fad diets. It's just not in any way sustainable.
Much like Canada.
:lulz:
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes. You're welcome.
3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR
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Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes. You're welcome.
3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR
You speak of respect, yet fail to use his full name and titles.
It's Nardwuar the Human Serviette.
Yes, I said "serviette" twice in one thread... fucking canadians...
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on August 21, 2012, 02:09:21 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 06:29:39 AM
Also, protip for ordering poutines north of the border... napkins are called serviettes. You're welcome.
3: NARDWUAR. Actually Nardwuar's not offensive in his own right, it's the fact that the Canadians have not yet erected a Rushmore-like monument to his greatness, that is offensive. NARDWUAR
You speak of respect, yet fail to use his full name and titles.
It's Nardwuar the Human Serviette.
Yes, I said "serviette" twice in one thread... fucking canadians...
I humbly apologize for my offense.
Also, doot doola doot doo
I can't help noticing that Twid's band is the new Suu's vagina. :lol:
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 21, 2012, 05:52:15 PM
I can't help noticing that Twid's band is the new Suu's vagina. :lol:
:spittake:
This (http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/08/21/13401006-avril-lavigne-is-engaged-to-nickelback-frontman-chad-kroeger?lite)
What really bugs me about that is that she's 27. Why the hell does she still do songs a 14-year-old would find Juvenile?
Oh right...SHE'S CANADIAN
I guess she probably figures since Britney Spears and Christine Aguilera, and all of those other teen princesses grew up to appeal to adult audiences, she could stay behind and conquer the next generation of tweens.
Too bad for her that Katy Perry came along.
And also that her music kind of sucks.
I can't wait for the first Nickelback/Avril duet.
That's going to be all kinds of awesome!
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on August 22, 2012, 12:52:49 PM
This (http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/08/21/13401006-avril-lavigne-is-engaged-to-nickelback-frontman-chad-kroeger?lite)
Honestly, I don't know where to begin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSnda5-o654&feature=youtube_gdata_player
That.
Fuck you, Canada.
Quote from: Hoopla on August 22, 2012, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Gen. Disregard on August 22, 2012, 12:52:49 PM
This (http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/08/21/13401006-avril-lavigne-is-engaged-to-nickelback-frontman-chad-kroeger?lite)
Honestly, I don't know where to begin...
..I understand that thought completely.
Bryan Adams.