Poll
Question:
Is planning to have someone kill you still suicide?
Option 1: Yes
votes: 5
Option 2: No
votes: 1
Option 3: Who fucking cares... if your gonna do it.. do it outside or something... what about the poor guy whose gotta clean that shit up?
votes: 16
curious, just curious
listen up, soldier...you should not have to be told again the only one individual is permitted to kill you, and I'll get around to it when I'm damn good and ready...for now, you still have uses, particularly for your skills as a spymaster...now get out ther and start spying, dammit! you've got 5 weeks to collect me the intel that I require or I will be out there to personally put my size-11 jackboot in your size-3 puckerhole.
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and you should also already know that when you die, it will be with a bomb strapped to your chest.
ha ha ha! I said "puckerhole"....
Quote from: Turd Fergusonlisten up, soldier...you should not have to be told again the only one individual is permitted to kill you, and I'll get around to it when I'm damn good and ready...for now, you still have uses, particularly for your skills as a spymaster...now get out ther and start spying, dammit! you've got 5 weeks to collect me the intel that I require or I will be out there to personally put my size-11 jackboot in your size-3 puckerhole.
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and you should also already know that when you die, it will be with a bomb strapped to your chest.
ha ha ha! I said "puckerhole"....
This kind of translates out to "If you kill yourself, I'll kill you!"
Reminds me of my mom. :shock:
::having thought of her mother, Bella wanders off in a trance to ingest large quantities of fudge::
don't worry, he's not all that serious...this has been a recurring theme for at least the 10+ years that I have known him...he and another high-ranking member of the NSRA have a wager on who gets to die first, but suicide is a forfeit....
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K, that's comforting to know.
But my mom seriously used to say stuff like that.
And mean it.
She's not all the bright. :(
bright or no, at least she made a valuable contribution to the world....
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that oatmeal cookie recipe of hers I saw in Reader's Digest was just awesome!
*is thoroughly incapable of not being snarky when the opportunity presents itself*
yeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffyeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
:) Thanks, Nikoli.
PS: I heard that, Turd.
But you're right.....Vivian makes fabulous oatmeal cookies. Just whatever you do, don't eat the fruitcake.
Quote from: BellaQuote from: Nikoli Volkoffyeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
:) Thanks, Nikoli.
PS: I heard that, Turd. But you're right.....Vivian makes fabulous oatmeal cookies. Just whatever you do, don't eat the fruitcake.
don't eat the fruitcake? uh oh....waht if I soaked it in rum before I ate it? will that protect me?
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Ummm.......nope, don't think so. The fruitcake is already soaked in rum. It's heavy and dark and dry as hell in a soggy sort of way that sticks to the back of your throat. We fondly refer to it as 'thud cake' and you're a goner if it should drop on your foot or anything.
The worst was the year Mom froze a lot of green peppers and put them in the freezer next to the fruitcake. (She likes to make things months in advance of the holiday season and freeze them to make sure they aren't fresh when people eat them.) Anyway the fruitcake and the Christmas fudge sat in the freezer for weeks next the green peppers, and the aroma of the peppers permeated them.
Bell pepper flavored cake and fudge leave a lot to be desired. :evil:
hey add some vodka and put it all in a blender... sounds like something that should go into that book of drinks your puttin together Turd
yeah...that'd go well with the Fishy Mary, the OysterMeister, and the Chocolate milk/orange peel/skyy vodka/pepto bismol milkshake...
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p.s. Bell pepper-flavored fudge?! that's fuckin' gross....
If you want to die, just go talk to your army recruiter. They'll take care of it for you, no problem.
If you want to die, I don't see what's so tough about doing it yourself.
Not suggesting that anyone do it, mind you, just saying...
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffcurious, just curious
Technically, planning to have someone kill you is, legally, 1st degree murder.
Goofy, yes?
Ah.
Just do it already.
-Irrev. Hugh
'glad to be of service'
i cant, thats part of the bet, if i kill myself or i kill him the bet is null and void, NOW if i can get someone else to kill me then i win the bet and the grand prize of a silver one dollar coin tossed into my casket with the stirring eulagy, heres your dollar bitch, you win....
how 'bout everyone join together and rush him with classical, roman senate, et tu brute, caesarian stabination?
then when it goes to trial we'll all blame someone else and probably get let off on account of it being a 'warning stab' that went wrong.
Wasn't there a story By Agatha Crhistie where the dead guy was killed by everyone on the train?
And each of them used a different method?
The point being that no one could say afterwards which wound killed the villain.
Or did I dream this?
I mean, it's quite possible I just made this up, but I don't think so.
"Murder on the Orient Express"
You're welcome.
Yeah, that's the one! Cool.
I have tons of her books in a box around here somewhere.
I'm going to try and dig that one out and read it again.
But first, I have to make a nice pot of tea.
would you like a crumpet to go with it?
hey, that would be nifty, lets see, if i board a train here, you all can just meet me on board, since i dont know what any of you look like you can completely surprise me with the present....
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look for that
unfortunately, there's now no way in green hell that you're getting on a train without an NSRA anti-assassination team shadowing you...you don't get out that easy, comrade....
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did I ever get a posistion posting for the NSRA?
Ive make a great person assistant/coffee terrorist/assassion/willing slave
umm...yes, dear...you've been drafted/indoctrinated/whatever three times now....and that's exactly the position you have already been given...
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note to self: have Nikoli lower the dosage on the memory-erasing drugs...they seem to be a little too effective...
Quote from: Turd Fergusonunfortunately, there's now no way in green hell that you're getting on a train without an NSRA anti-assassination team shadowing you...you don't get out that easy, comrade....
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SON OF A GODDESS!!!!!! i knew he had people following me... now if i can just get rid of the midgets....
Quote from: Turd Fergusonumm...yes, dear...you've been drafted/indoctrinated/whatever three times now....and that's exactly the position you have already been given...
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note to self: have Nikoli lower the dosage on the memory-erasing drugs...they seem to be a little too effective...
excellent
now who do I work under?
I mean report to?
Quote from: -+Malaul+-excellent
now who do I work under?
me.
Quote from: -+Malaul+-I mean report to?
Nikoli.
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nice
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
well, Mal welcome to the fold, you do realize that this is for life and unlife... there is no going back once you have joined the NSRA... Now your first assignment is to kill me... quick before Turd finds out.
HAH! you misunderestimate me, my friend....it won't be that easy for you...
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Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffwell, Mal welcome to the fold, you do realize that this is for life and unlife... there is no going back once you have joined the NSRA... Now your first assignment is to kill me... quick before Turd finds out.
::sits you down at your desk adh hands you a almond latte::
there you go sir
that will help relax you
dont you worry about that Turd fellow...
::she smiles as you sip your tasty beverage::
Oh that almond taste?
thats really arsnic
tastes like bitter almonds doesnt it?
::waits for you to keel over::
YES!!!!!! oh wait... i forgot.. Turd made me take that anti-arsnic formula before he left for Easter than you.... Son of a BITCH!!! i knew it wouldnt be easy....
thanks for the tasty beverage though.. although in the future i would like to say NO LATTES!!! beer, vodka, Black Seal Rum, or MAYBE the occasional Mocha, hazelnut flavored
than me?
what about me?
::gets her kitty clows out::
::having flash backs to twere I killed Jesus, satan and Barny (twice) in one night::
no...Easter-Than-You...that's where I am located....and believe me, no matter where you are, I'm easter than you...
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ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay
I thought he meant you when you left for Easter
like the holy day
wow
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffYES!!!!!! oh wait... i forgot.. Turd made me take that anti-arsnic formula before he left for Easter than you.... Son of a BITCH!!! i knew it wouldnt be easy....
thanks for the tasty beverage though.. although in the future i would like to say NO LATTES!!! beer, vodka, Black Seal Rum, or MAYBE the occasional Mocha, hazelnut flavored
just FYI mochas ARE lattes
jsut with chocolate in em
Ill try again later
please do, and by the way... if/when i am in NY early next year ya think ya could schedule me in for a good floggin? havent had one in years and i think i am over do.. been a very naughty boy.... :twisted:
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Hmm what do all of these people have in commen?
They're all delicious in milk!
DING DING DING, you are correct sir, i take it you saw the pic before the banner replaced it... thats wierd stuff... oh well will stop trying...
Yeah, for some reason on my mac I was able to right-click and do the "view image" thing and it came up in a new tab. Just tried it here at work and got no joy, so I don't know what kinda hoodoo Safari does to confuse Stile's site, but there you have it.
What I usually do with images is copy them to my own host and make them a link back to where they originally came from. No-one's bitched at me yet for doing it.
its wierd, as sometimes when i try to copy images from his site they dont work, it gives me some error about not being able to. if ya cut and past the URL into the address bar you get the pic, just right click on the "pic" and then the image appears and is there when you go back to the page with the post on it, but hte next time you look at the post it is back to the stile banner....
I know at least one site simply goes around changing the names of all the graphics on its site on a regular basis, which then means a lot of broken image links if you're trying to "steal bandwidth" (unless you are similarly diligent in researching the new graphic name and updating your link info).
Perhaps Stile is doing something similar. I'm still a bit traumatized from when they switched the Everquest-LARP-nerds video for a porno.
In keeping with the title of this thread, would someone please shoot me or something?
I have the killer hangover from Hell today and I kind of need to go die now.
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIn keeping with the title of this thread, would someone please shoot me or something?
I have the killer hangover from Hell today and I kind of need to go die now.
Okay. I'll even pay for a replacement brain.
:shoots Bella:
dude...did you have to do that on the white carpet? I hope you don't expect me to clean that mess up...
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Quote from: That Communist Bastarddude...did you have to do that on the white carpet? I hope you don't expect me to clean that mess up...
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Oops.
:Steals the coat robot from the open bar, to clean up:
I'll give it back real soon, don't worry.
BOB DAMN IT!!!!!!
why havent you people killed me yet? i mean for Eris sake i gave you plenty of opportunities, suggestions, ammo.... what more do you people need/want?
now that i am back, you will just have to deal with me... atleast till my puter dies on me again...
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That better?
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One thing the French got right 8)
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomIn keeping with the title of this thread, would someone please shoot me or something?
I have the killer hangover from Hell today and I kind of need to go die now.
Just drink some more.
Just saying.
You know what to do.
Thanks for the try, but unfortunatly i am still alive and kicking so i guess you better try again, since the Cigs/alchohal/driving/shotgun to the head hasnt worked i am begining to belive that (GOAT)/(TURD)/(COMMUNIST BASTARD) has actually succeded in his plan to make a clone/robot of me and i cant die till he says so, this fuckin sucks. I WANT OFF THIS ROCK!!!!
Quote from: Nikoli VolkoffThanks for the try, but unfortunatly i am still alive and kicking so i guess you better try again, since the Cigs/alchohal/driving/shotgun to the head hasnt worked i am begining to belive that (GOAT)/(TURD)/(COMMUNIST BASTARD) has actually succeded in his plan to make a clone/robot of me and i cant die till he says so, this fuckin sucks. I WANT OFF THIS ROCK!!!!
I did really try my hardest to stab you to death but ChaosGraves kept jumping in the way. SO blame him.