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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Bruno on August 24, 2012, 10:05:03 AM

Title: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Bruno on August 24, 2012, 10:05:03 AM
So I needed this mixer with controlled speed, right? And I had a variable speed drill, a cheap drill press, and a mixing blade. I went to Lowes and found a lamp dimmer and hooked it up to my drill to control the speed, and then used zip ties to attatch the drill to the drill press, and to hold in the button on the drill.

The drill press I was using was one like this:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/OXWALL-DRILL-PRESS-STAND-ELECTRIC-DRILLS-/350475554061

It was missing the part that holds the drill.

This is the lamp dimmer I used:

http://www.1000bulbs.com/product/64249/LUT-TTCL100HWH.html?utm_source=SmartFeedGoogleBase&utm_medium=Shopping&utm_term=LUT-TTCL100HWH&utm_content=Plug-In+Lamp+Dimmers&utm_campaign=SmartFeedGoogleBaseShopping&gclid=CM7uybLx_7ECFUeR7QodyxIAfg

I also had a crock pot, and I thought to myself "hey, I bet I could use the lamp dimmer on the crock pot and make it into a French Water Grill".

So I did that.

I cooked some chuck steaks in it using those vaccum bags they sell at Walmart. They were ok. I cooked one of the chuck steaks regular for comparison. It was different. I can't say I liked either way over the other, but it was scientifically kind of interesting, I guess.


One good thing did come of it, though. While I was cooking the bagsteak, I needed to use the mixer, but I couldn't, because I needed to use it, like, all night, and I forgot that when I started the bagsteaks.

So I found another way of doing it so that I didn't need the mixer anymore, which is good, because I work late at night, and my roommate has a 4 year old daughter that lives here half the time, and that drill was loud, and in the kitchen.








That's my story about bagsteak.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 01:54:51 PM
I think "bagsteak" is a much more appropriate term than "sous vide".

If nothing else, you gave me a new word.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 24, 2012, 05:40:49 PM
"Bagsteak"  :lulz:

I have a new euphemism for my vagina!
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2012, 05:58:45 PM
:spittake:

:lmnuendo:

:fap:
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 24, 2012, 11:41:51 PM
EH, congratulations. You put alot of time, effort, and cleverness into the SINGLE WORST THING EVER.

Also, :lulz: @ bagsteak.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Bruno on August 25, 2012, 01:05:02 AM
It's not what you think!

I hardly put any effort into it at all! Honest!

The only thing I actually had to buy was the quart vacuum bags. I already had the pump from when I was trying to use the Ziploc Sioux Veed bags to make a carbon fiber one-hitter/duggout.

I could have used some of the bags I already had, but I was afraid the epoxy would give the meat an off flavor.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on August 25, 2012, 01:40:37 AM
"French water grill" - what is it? It sounds like a toy for bagsteak.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Bruno on August 25, 2012, 02:02:27 AM
Toobsteak and bagsteak both a like a the freench watergreel.

Fun for everybody, yes?
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2012, 06:49:48 AM
It occurs to me that "A very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic" is also not only a very good euphemism for a vagina, but a very good euphemism for a French person.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:11:22 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:49:48 AM
It occurs to me that "A very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic" is also not only a very good euphemism for a vagina, but a very good euphemism for a French person.

Or my back.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 25, 2012, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 07:11:22 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:49:48 AM
It occurs to me that "A very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic" is also not only a very good euphemism for a vagina, but a very good euphemism for a French person.

Or my back.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Faust on October 01, 2013, 09:36:35 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on August 24, 2012, 10:05:03 AM
So I needed this mixer with controlled speed, right? And I had a variable speed drill, a cheap drill press, and a mixing blade. I went to Lowes and found a lamp dimmer and hooked it up to my drill to control the speed, and then used zip ties to attatch the drill to the drill press, and to hold in the button on the drill.

The drill press I was using was one like this:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/OXWALL-DRILL-PRESS-STAND-ELECTRIC-DRILLS-/350475554061

It was missing the part that holds the drill.

This is the lamp dimmer I used:

http://www.1000bulbs.com/product/64249/LUT-TTCL100HWH.html?utm_source=SmartFeedGoogleBase&utm_medium=Shopping&utm_term=LUT-TTCL100HWH&utm_content=Plug-In+Lamp+Dimmers&utm_campaign=SmartFeedGoogleBaseShopping&gclid=CM7uybLx_7ECFUeR7QodyxIAfg

I also had a crock pot, and I thought to myself "hey, I bet I could use the lamp dimmer on the crock pot and make it into a French Water Grill".

So I did that.

I cooked some chuck steaks in it using those vaccum bags they sell at Walmart. They were ok. I cooked one of the chuck steaks regular for comparison. It was different. I can't say I liked either way over the other, but it was scientifically kind of interesting, I guess.


One good thing did come of it, though. While I was cooking the bagsteak, I needed to use the mixer, but I couldn't, because I needed to use it, like, all night, and I forgot that when I started the bagsteaks.

So I found another way of doing it so that I didn't need the mixer anymore, which is good, because I work late at night, and my roommate has a 4 year old daughter that lives here half the time, and that drill was loud, and in the kitchen.








That's my story about bagsteak.

I got an email from 1000 lightbulbs graciously thanking us for support asking me to add the www to the URL to their page.
Title: Re: Chuck Bagsteak via impromptu French Water Grill
Post by: Bruno on October 17, 2013, 10:31:36 AM
Well that was, ermm... something of them.