So I'm giving it it's own thread.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/12-hilarious-reviews-of-a-pen-just-for-women
The wife just spent an hour this morning reading the reviews. :lulz:
:lulz:
As a man, I am disgusted.
I demand my own man-pen, to write manly things, like techno-thrillers, and lists of things I want to buy from the DIY store, and brands of beers. When I attempt it with this...."woman pen" it all ends up looking like a cross between My Little Pony, drawings of hearts and romance novels.
EQUAL RIGHTS. MAN-PENS FOR EVERY MAN.
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
:lulz:
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
Technically, I think you would be a suffraget. I don't know if that is a hard "g", because I didn't do French past Year 9.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.
fuck that, I'm not sharing my right to ovulate with
anyone.
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.
See? SEE? First they want their own pens, then they want to
steal your babies. :weary:
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 09:02:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.
See? SEE? First they want their own pens, then they want to steal your babies.
:weary:
There's no end to this shit.
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share. Post pics, though.
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share. Post pics, though.
I might do this.
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share. Post pics, though.
Pffffbbb. No way. If I were to use feminine hygiene products it would have to be a Moon Cup.
But they don't make a man's version, which, when you think about it, is really fucked up. Well, except for jock cups. But that's not for hygiene and don't count.
:lulz:
Out of all the manufactured goods I may have ever longed for a made-for-women version of, I have to confess that it has never even momentarily crossed my mind that pens are not perfectly unisex.
Items like backpacks; straps interfere with boob comfort.
Cars; seatbelts, again with the boob comfort.
Underwear; I got no need for ballsack space or a front-facing pee flap.
Writing implements? Not so much.
There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY. :lol:
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 29, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY. :lol:
The slightest callous on your dainty fingers is so
uncouth.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 29, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY. :lol:
If feathers and glitter aren't falling all over whatever paper (hopefully pink) I'm writing on, I usually get bored and start making sandwiches.
Claire's pens have been known to keep guys from stealing your pens. Except when they accidentally the feathers.
Quote from: Net on August 29, 2012, 01:51:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 29, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY. :lol:
The slightest callous on your dainty fingers is so uncouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden :wink:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden :wink:
That keeps Faust off the hook, but me... Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so... No, no. Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman. :wink:
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden :wink:
That keeps Faust off the hook, but me... Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so... No, no. Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman. :wink:
:lulz:
I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden :wink:
That keeps Faust off the hook, but me... Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so... No, no. Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman. :wink:
:lulz:
I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.
Nah... I'm not gonna accidentally you... Probably.
You're one of the good ones. I'll save you for the end. You get to WATCH.
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 11:54:21 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 11:39:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:38:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on August 29, 2012, 09:38:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 29, 2012, 09:27:42 PM
Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"
And I'm sure you still want to tell me. :lulz:
Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.
Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden :wink:
That keeps Faust off the hook, but me... Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so... No, no. Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman. :wink:
:lulz:
I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.
Nah... I'm not gonna accidentally you... Probably.
You're one of the good ones. I'll save you for the end. You get to WATCH.
OH JOY! :horrormirth: :lulz:
Quote from: Cain on August 28, 2012, 08:07:14 PM
As a man, I am disgusted.
I demand my own man-pen, to write manly things, like techno-thrillers, and lists of things I want to buy from the DIY store, and brands of beers. When I attempt it with this...."woman pen" it all ends up looking like a cross between My Little Pony, drawings of hearts and romance novels.
EQUAL RIGHTS. MAN-PENS FOR EVERY MAN.
I got you man, you need one of these (http://compare.ebay.com/like/320800321223?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar)
Also comes in pink! (http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ladies-Pink-Smith-Wesson-Tactical-Self-Defense-Ballpoint-Aircraft-Aluminum-Pen-/190668582804?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D320800321223%26ps%3D54) It's all about being equal but different. :lol:
I'm surpried there's not one called the PENis.
The PENis mightier than the :fnord:
Oh.. My... God. I finally got one! I'd like to thank the Academy and the good people at the Institutions for all their help. :)