It's my first one ever and I just can't believe how lucky I was to to get in line early!! Now, finally, I will get to observe the gentle and delicate interplay of human relations here on PD without any protection whatsoever. Science is best whilst unprotected.
True fact!
It's right here!!-------> http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33117.0.html (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,33117.0.html)
Party is kind of slow until page 3 or so, but it's best to read the whole thing now so that you will not feel overwhelmed and confused by the size, as I did. I got to crash, cuz the dexies are wearing off and I gotta work REALLY early. This thread has been the most fun I've had for a while and I thank you wholeheartedly, PD.com, for the chance to participate. Back to the party tomorrow!! YEAAAHHH PAAAARRRTY!!!!!
:p :lulz:
What have I done?
They still make Dexies????? Duuuuuuude, I haven't seen that shit in like, years, or desoxyn, when that got hard to find you had to look for big fat people and talk them into going to the doctor for preludes but I HATE preludes because you don't get the RUSH, yannow? So anyway it all dried up and people were doing bathtub crank and shit and Bubba was like "fuck this" so he called the guy next door and told him he was holding his wife and kid for ransom, only they really went to the store, y'unnerstan? Anyway I don't know what happened after that because I left, but last I heard Bubba got picked up for shooting the other neighbor's dog, only it was making noise in the bushes and shit so I think Bubba thought it was a cop. Anyway it's really cool having a DRUG THRED where we can talk about lots of DRUGS.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 29, 2012, 01:26:29 AM
They still make Dexies????? Duuuuuuude, I haven't seen that shit in like, years, or desoxyn, when that got hard to find you had to look for big fat people and talk them into going to the doctor for preludes but I HATE preludes because you don't get the RUSH, yannow? So anyway it all dried up and people were doing bathtub crank and shit and Bubba was like "fuck this" so he called the guy next door and told him he was holding his wife and kid for ransom, only they really went to the store, y'unnerstan? Anyway I don't know what happened after that because I left, but last I heard Bubba got picked up for shooting the other neighbor's dog, only it was making noise in the bushes and shit so I think Bubba thought it was a cop. Anyway it's really cool having a DRUG THRED where we can talk about lots of DRUGS.
Woah, that's just some bum shit about the dog yo. Are you talkin' 'bout Skinny Bubba, Middy Bubba, or Fatty Bubba? If it's Skinny Bubba I think I know who yer talkin' 'bout, that mofo never was stable iffin I got the right guy. Fatty Bubba would never do that kinda shit though ya know, He's got the best KB around man!!! I don't talkta Middy Bubba much 'dese dayz, He's just boring.
You are such a valuable part of the forum, i dont know what we would do if we didnt have a billboard for shit threads!.
Probably the same things that you would do without such a billboard.
That is to say DRUGGZ!!!
I'm also sure that you would continue losing humor and content to bullshit landmine topics no matter what I do.
Personally I'm enjoying this parody.
Whoohooo!! drugsdurgsdrsug, dsurgdgrus <----secret message Shhh!
Outlandish! :kingmeh:
LAMEST TROLL EVER I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Meh, the Piracy threads are more fun. It's been a long time since we've had one of those ones.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:42:22 PM
Outlandish! :kingmeh:
Quote from: v3x on August 29, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
LAMEST TROLL EVER I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I feel like I really earned these. I'm not being glib here. I worked hard on those trolling attempts and the only persons entertained seem to have been me and perhaps Roger. I can't really speak for him though.
So what makes for a really good, eye-bleeding troll?
Also, no refunds.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:10:17 AM
Meh, the Piracy threads are more fun. It's been a long time since we've had one of those ones.
I've learned that here the name is not necessarily what a thing is, so is a piracy thread what it sounds like?
Does it at least involve boats and plunder?
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 30, 2012, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:42:22 PM
Outlandish! :kingmeh:
Quote from: v3x on August 29, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
LAMEST TROLL EVER I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I feel like I really earned these. I'm not being glib here. I worked hard on those trolling attempts and the only persons entertained seem to have been me and perhaps Roger. I can't really speak for him though.
So what makes for a really good, eye-bleeding troll?
Also, no refunds.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:10:17 AM
Meh, the Piracy threads are more fun. It's been a long time since we've had one of those ones.
I've learned that here the name is not necessarily what a thing is, so is a piracy thread what it sounds like?
Does it at least involve boats and plunder?
There's no formula for a good troll at PD. We'll fall for almost
anything, it just can't really be predicted.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 30, 2012, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:42:22 PM
Outlandish! :kingmeh:
Quote from: v3x on August 29, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
LAMEST TROLL EVER I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I feel like I really earned these. I'm not being glib here. I worked hard on those trolling attempts and the only persons entertained seem to have been me and perhaps Roger. I can't really speak for him though.
So what makes for a really good, eye-bleeding troll?
Also, no refunds.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:10:17 AM
Meh, the Piracy threads are more fun. It's been a long time since we've had one of those ones.
I've learned that here the name is not necessarily what a thing is, so is a piracy thread what it sounds like?
Does it at least involve boats and plunder?
It could.
See, I'm not a pro. If I could take back that last act I probably wouldn't because it was fun to act a fool for a bit, but I think that I was initially more concerned about the "hot topics" and the unfortunate side effects of breathing atomized horse. There really should be a warning sign sign out front... or maybe just appropriate PPE and a simple sign that says "trust us."
I like this place, but mostly prefer to read. This is partially due to time constraints. Some folks watch TEEVEE, I read here and listen to youtube and other spaggery in the background. I'm exhausted right now and will trundle off to bed in an hour or so, but I'm off tomorrow. I'll perhaps post some of the stuff I've been working on. I think trolling's not really my thing, I get too jazzed up. I think I actually went to bed grinning from ear to ear, but definitely slept for shit.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:44:01 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 30, 2012, 12:27:55 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 29, 2012, 10:42:22 PM
Outlandish! :kingmeh:
Quote from: v3x on August 29, 2012, 11:33:45 PM
LAMEST TROLL EVER I WANT MY MONEY BACK
I feel like I really earned these. I'm not being glib here. I worked hard on those trolling attempts and the only persons entertained seem to have been me and perhaps Roger. I can't really speak for him though.
So what makes for a really good, eye-bleeding troll?
Also, no refunds.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 30, 2012, 12:10:17 AM
Meh, the Piracy threads are more fun. It's been a long time since we've had one of those ones.
I've learned that here the name is not necessarily what a thing is, so is a piracy thread what it sounds like?
Does it at least involve boats and plunder?
It could.
How about hostages?
I am entertained. Sort of the way I am entertained when I watch a F350 run over a smart car.
Which happened on Broadway Ave, about 2 years ago.
Come to think of it, I see a disproportionate number of horrible wrecks on that road.
Skinny Bubba but not Bubba John, this Bubba used to go by Benny Ray till that time he took the company van and sold it to a chop shop, you remember that? What a fuckin party.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 30, 2012, 01:29:18 AM
I am entertained. Sort of the way I am entertained when I watch a F350 run over a smart car.
Which happened on Broadway Ave, about 2 years ago.
Come to think of it, I see a disproportionate number of horrible wrecks on that road.
See I feel like a smart car attempting to demolish an F350 and having more success than physics would seem to allow, but not enough to actually take less damage than the truck. All occupants have been miraculously unharmed.
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 01:43:50 AM
Skinny Bubba but not Bubba John, this Bubba used to go by Benny Ray till that time he took the company van and sold it to a chop shop, you remember that? What a fuckin party.
Duuude! THAT party? Pshaaw, dude thought that the chopshop would just be cool with it if he had it towed to them by another company. I think they're still looking for him! Bet prison's gonna be like Shawshank meets Oz... on benzos.