Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on September 01, 2012, 01:26:43 AM

Title: You know that thing you do?
Post by: AFK on September 01, 2012, 01:26:43 AM
You know, the thing....why do you do it?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:53:52 AM
Because mommy didn't love me enough.
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Post by: Suu on September 01, 2012, 03:57:39 AM
WHY WERE YOU WATCHING ME?!
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Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 01, 2012, 06:23:45 AM
It gets me off.
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Post by: Juana on September 01, 2012, 09:23:27 PM
Honey badger don't care!
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Post by: Luna on September 01, 2012, 09:32:47 PM
Because I can, and it pleases me to do so.
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Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2012, 11:04:23 PM
Because I'm told it tickles... not too much, juuust right.
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Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 01, 2012, 11:09:56 PM
It tastes good.
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Post by: Richter on September 01, 2012, 11:40:43 PM
I find it worthwhile, and wish to show others.
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Post by: Murmur on September 02, 2012, 06:47:31 AM
It makes my poop soft.
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Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 02, 2012, 08:05:41 AM
The bible said i had to.
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Post by: Epimetheus on September 02, 2012, 09:17:50 AM
Don't want other people to have the wrong idea about me.
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Post by: Lenin McCarthy on September 02, 2012, 10:06:01 AM
My dad, my dad's dad, my dad's dad's dad and his dad after that all did it, so I figured why shouldn't I?
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Post by: The Dark Monk on September 02, 2012, 10:46:40 AM
Because stone cold said so.
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Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on September 02, 2012, 02:56:36 PM
Because it's cheaper to buy a jar of Vaseline than to replace my pry-bar every 3 days.
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Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 03, 2012, 11:13:35 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny doing this alleged thing.
Title: Re: You know that thing you do?
Post by: Freeky on September 03, 2012, 11:30:28 PM
Because there's nothing here of value to anyone.
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Post by: AFK on September 03, 2012, 11:31:18 PM
You all clearly need to utilize your EAP programs because you are all SICK FUCKS!