You know, the thing....why do you do it?
Because mommy didn't love me enough.
WHY WERE YOU WATCHING ME?!
It gets me off.
Honey badger don't care!
Because I can, and it pleases me to do so.
Because I'm told it tickles... not too much, juuust right.
It tastes good.
I find it worthwhile, and wish to show others.
It makes my poop soft.
The bible said i had to.
Don't want other people to have the wrong idea about me.
My dad, my dad's dad, my dad's dad's dad and his dad after that all did it, so I figured why shouldn't I?
Because stone cold said so.
Because it's cheaper to buy a jar of Vaseline than to replace my pry-bar every 3 days.
I can neither confirm nor deny doing this alleged thing.
Because there's nothing here of value to anyone.
You all clearly need to utilize your EAP programs because you are all SICK FUCKS!