Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on September 01, 2012, 02:24:30 AM

Title: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Suu on September 01, 2012, 02:24:30 AM
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/lake-park-man-obsessed-with-fox-news-and-the-repub/nRPgF/

QuoteWhen Kappheim was approached by the arresting deputy, he said "he was very conservative and (his girlfriend) was a liberal." He also told the deputy that "he felt that he was going to have to kill her," the report said.

Kappheim also admitted to trying to kill his girlfriend three times, the deputy said. When he was placed in handcuffs, he allegedly had a panic attack and kicked the sheriff's car's rear door so hard it was knocked out of its alignment.

While inside of the woman's apartment, the deputy said he found documents that made him believe Kappheim is obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party, and that he may be a danger to others.
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2012, 02:26:39 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 01, 2012, 02:24:30 AM
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/lake-park-man-obsessed-with-fox-news-and-the-repub/nRPgF/

QuoteWhen Kappheim was approached by the arresting deputy, he said "he was very conservative and (his girlfriend) was a liberal." He also told the deputy that "he felt that he was going to have to kill her," the report said.

Kappheim also admitted to trying to kill his girlfriend three times, the deputy said. When he was placed in handcuffs, he allegedly had a panic attack and kicked the sheriff's car's rear door so hard it was knocked out of its alignment.

While inside of the woman's apartment, the deputy said he found documents that made him believe Kappheim is obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party, and that he may be a danger to others.

ANNNNND - the repubs lose another angry white man.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:03:52 AM
Not to chisel away at free speech and free association and such, but can we at this point designate conservativism as a mental disorder with potential for danger to society?

Please?
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on September 01, 2012, 08:03:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:03:52 AM
Not to chisel away at free speech and free association and such, but can we at this point designate conservativism as a mental disorder with potential for danger to society?

Please?

HEY! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO CRAZY FOLKS! 
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 11:10:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie on September 01, 2012, 08:03:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:03:52 AM
Not to chisel away at free speech and free association and such, but can we at this point designate conservativism as a mental disorder with potential for danger to society?

Please?

HEY! THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO CRAZY FOLKS!

Perhaps, but it's a different form of crazy. For example, schizophrenia is not contagious.
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:38:13 AM
It sounds like this poor man did his best to train his woman correctly but just wasn't able to save her from herself. We should commend this brave individual for taking a a stray into his home for rehabilitation.
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 01:52:20 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:38:13 AM
It sounds like this poor man did his best to train his woman correctly but just wasn't able to save her from herself. We should commend this brave individual for taking a a stray into his home for rehabilitation.

Translation:

Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:38:13 AM
The back of my throat is sore from sucking Fang's knob.
Title: Re: Conservative Man tried to kill girlfriend for being "too liberal".
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2012, 02:21:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 01:52:20 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:38:13 AM
It sounds like this poor man did his best to train his woman correctly but just wasn't able to save her from herself. We should commend this brave individual for taking a a stray into his home for rehabilitation.

Translation:

Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:38:13 AM
The back of my throat is sore from sucking Fang's knob.

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: