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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 04:04:58 AM

Title: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 04:04:58 AM
Forget all that shit about brain damage, developmental delay, yada yada fucking yada.

HERE is why you don't do drugs:

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553790_431727113545617_1309987729_n.jpg)

Because they might NOT kill you.  They might turn you into Keith Richards.

That is all.  Fuck off.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Juana on September 01, 2012, 06:05:03 AM
:horrormirth: what the fuck is that?
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:07:14 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 01, 2012, 06:05:03 AM
:horrormirth: what the fuck is that?

An aging rock star.

Otherwise known as the guitarist of the Rolling Stones.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Dark Monk on September 01, 2012, 06:08:09 AM
I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:08:44 AM
Now mind you, I hate the term aging rock star. I find it disrespectful.


Except when it comes to the Rolling Stones and the Beatles.

The Rolling Stones because they're fucking old. The Beatles because they're a boy band, not Rock n Roll.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lslpofUMGH1qz7swqo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:09:33 AM
Quote from: The Dark Monk on September 01, 2012, 06:08:09 AM
I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?

Doesn't meet the definition.

He may, however, crush the gargoyle into powder and grab a straw.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 01, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lslpofUMGH1qz7swqo1_500.jpg)

:spittake:
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 01, 2012, 06:20:26 AM
Youtube is Axl GOLD. You could splice the falls together and get something like the Dick Van Dyke intro.  :lulz:
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lslpofUMGH1qz7swqo1_500.jpg)

OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Cain on September 01, 2012, 08:29:53 AM
Living a healthy and wholesome life, on the other hand, could end up with you turning into Cliff Richard

(http://botoxtreatment.biz/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/eede6_article-2033772-0DB5B21600000578-352_634x680.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lslpofUMGH1qz7swqo1_500.jpg)

OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.

You left the hood up in Portland.  Close the hood, everything will be fine.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:55:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2012, 08:29:53 AM
Living a healthy and wholesome life, on the other hand, could end up with you turning into Cliff Richard

(http://botoxtreatment.biz/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/eede6_article-2033772-0DB5B21600000578-352_634x680.jpg)

Yeah?  Who's the other guy?
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 01, 2012, 04:15:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2012, 03:55:22 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 01, 2012, 08:25:19 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 01, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Yeah, but if he did less drugs, he could have TURNED TO BEETUS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lslpofUMGH1qz7swqo1_500.jpg)

OMG!!  :lulz:

OK listen. I'm not 100% sure the board is good for my mental stability, on drugs. I keep falling asleep and having dreams that wake me up giggling, and then I get back on and see shit like this. In the meantime, the real world seems to be making these gurgling, metallic, digesting noises I can't place.

You left the hood up in Portland.  Close the hood, everything will be fine.

Ohhh, that makes sense! OK.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:41:51 AM
Disgusting that you people would make fun of an icon like Mr. Richards simply because the ravages of old age have taken their toll. Here's a newsflash ladies. You will be seeing his face in the mirror every day once you reach your fifties and all the makeup and beauty products in the world won't get you a date. Hope you made enough money for plastic surgery!
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 01:51:04 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:41:51 AM
Disgusting that you people would make fun of an icon like Mr. Richards simply because the ravages of old age have taken their toll. Here's a newsflash ladies. You will be seeing his face in the mirror every day once you reach your fifties and all the makeup and beauty products in the world won't get you a date. Hope you made enough money for plastic surgery!

Hey, Totsetard.  How's tricks?
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2012, 02:33:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 01:51:04 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:41:51 AM
Disgusting that you people would make fun of an icon like Mr. Richards simply because the ravages of old age have taken their toll. Here's a newsflash ladies. You will be seeing his face in the mirror every day once you reach your fifties and all the makeup and beauty products in the world won't get you a date. Hope you made enough money for plastic surgery!

Hey, Totsetard.  How's tricks?

Totsetards don't get around enough women to know what fifty is supposed to look like.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3103029593_b6271fb00f.jpg)

Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Is managing your drug use and not letting it become a problem an option?
I suppose this is the part where everyone laughs at me.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2012, 03:35:18 PM
Some can, most can't.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Is managing your drug use and not letting it become a problem an option?
I suppose this is the part where everyone laughs at me.

Depends on the drug, depends on the person.  I've known habitual pot smokers that function just fine, and I've known drones that think of nothing other than smoking.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Epimetheus on September 06, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Is managing your drug use and not letting it become a problem an option?
I suppose this is the part where everyone laughs at me.

Depends on the drug, depends on the person.  I've known habitual pot smokers that function just fine, and I've known drones that think of nothing other than smoking.

NO NO NO
ROGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DON'T LET THIS THREAD TURN INTO ANOTHER ONE
COME ON
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:14:36 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 06, 2012, 05:11:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:10:25 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Is managing your drug use and not letting it become a problem an option?
I suppose this is the part where everyone laughs at me.

Depends on the drug, depends on the person.  I've known habitual pot smokers that function just fine, and I've known drones that think of nothing other than smoking.

NO NO NO
ROGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DON'T LET THIS THREAD TURN INTO ANOTHER ONE
COME ON

I don't know what came over me.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: AFK on September 06, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
Drugs?
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:19:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 06, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
Drugs?

Pills aren't drugs.  They're medicine.
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 06:51:30 PM
Quote from: Chaser on September 06, 2012, 03:29:34 PM
Is managing your drug use and not letting it become a problem an option?

Yes.

Quote
I suppose this is the part where everyone laughs at me.

No.

Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 06, 2012, 06:52:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:19:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 06, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
Drugs?

Pills aren't drugs.  They're medicine.


GIMME MAH MEDICINE!
       \
(http://vindicatemj.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/220px-rush_limbaugh.jpg)
Title: Re: The Last and Final Drug Thread EVER.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 10:28:59 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 06, 2012, 06:52:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2012, 05:19:50 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 06, 2012, 05:16:17 PM
Drugs?

Pills aren't drugs.  They're medicine.


GIMME MAH MEDICINE!
       \
(http://vindicatemj.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/220px-rush_limbaugh.jpg)

GET YOUR OWN BAG.