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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 02, 2012, 11:03:40 PM

Title: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 02, 2012, 11:03:40 PM
The guy was addicted to Oxycontin. Why?

I just took 2 of those fucking pills 25 minutes ago and noth
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: AFK on September 02, 2012, 11:27:57 PM
May be why the lard ass went deaf.


Perhaps he also shared them with his "dates".
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 05, 2012, 01:52:57 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

0/9
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
 :lulz:

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN.  :?
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Freeky on September 05, 2012, 02:19:33 AM
It isn't just hate, nothing so common as that. It's pure, unadulterated self loathing mixed with misery and denial at how awful a person you are.

That makes sense for people to take them recreationally.

They upset my stomach, but they do work great for all kinds of pain.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Suu on September 05, 2012, 02:24:06 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
:lulz:

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN.  :?

I seriously sat in my own drool for the week I was on them, and ditto on the dry mouth and itchiness when I would come out of the stupor. Oh, and they fucked with my digestion too. NO THANKS.

To get to a point where I would have to take multiple pills to even get a high is just...yeah. Sickening. However, Limbaugh probably didn't want to feel his fat fucking face, so it makes sense.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: AFK on September 05, 2012, 02:32:22 AM
Drug addicts, and Rush Limbaugh, don't tend to think rationally.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 05, 2012, 03:11:30 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

I'm not a feminazi. I believe in crushing the rights of men and women equally and elevating the intersex as the new Superhumans. I call my party the Hermaphalangist Party.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Don Coyote on September 05, 2012, 03:51:17 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 05, 2012, 03:11:30 AM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

I'm not a feminazi. I believe in crushing the rights of men and women equally and elevating the intersex as the new Superhumans. I call my party the Hermaphalangist Party.

:fap:
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 05, 2012, 06:37:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2012, 02:24:06 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
:lulz:

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN.  :?

I seriously sat in my own drool for the week I was on them, and ditto on the dry mouth and itchiness when I would come out of the stupor. Oh, and they fucked with my digestion too. NO THANKS.

To get to a point where I would have to take multiple pills to even get a high is just...yeah. Sickening. However, Limbaugh probably didn't want to feel his fat fucking face, so it makes sense.

Oh yeah, also BEING TOTALLY UNABLE TO SHIT. Yeah.

So, recap:

*Numbness
*Being asleep
*Cottonmouth
*Itching
*Can't take a crap

Yep, sounds like big fun. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

I fee like I understand Rush Limbaugh so much better, now.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Faust on September 05, 2012, 09:27:40 AM
I am a female Nazi trapped in the body of a hairy greek.

Once medical science has advanced significantly I will have the treatment to release my inner aryan blond bombshell, then all you schweinhunds will cower at the hands of the Transenmench.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 05, 2012, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 06:37:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2012, 02:24:06 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
:lulz:

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN.  :?

I seriously sat in my own drool for the week I was on them, and ditto on the dry mouth and itchiness when I would come out of the stupor. Oh, and they fucked with my digestion too. NO THANKS.

To get to a point where I would have to take multiple pills to even get a high is just...yeah. Sickening. However, Limbaugh probably didn't want to feel his fat fucking face, so it makes sense.

Oh yeah, also BEING TOTALLY UNABLE TO SHIT. Yeah.

So, recap:

*Numbness
*Being asleep
*Cottonmouth
*Itching
*Can't take a crap

Yep, sounds like big fun. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

I fee like I understand Rush Limbaugh so much better, now.

There's an account in Seth Morgan's "Homeboy" where the protagonist has something called a "yenshi baby". He goes throgh heroin withdrawals in jail and when he finally shits, it's so big and hard and impacted that it rips his asshole wide open.

I can't find an account of this outside of that story, but if by some chance Rush ever...  :nuke:
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: LMNO on September 05, 2012, 12:59:16 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 05, 2012, 09:27:40 AM
Transenmench.


Best word of the new millenium.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2012, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

Sometimes I think PD just has one troll that keeps changing its name... and then I remembered Poptart.  You know, even if they aren't all actually Poptart... they are.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: Suu on September 05, 2012, 04:34:35 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 05, 2012, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 06:37:31 AM
Quote from: Suu on September 05, 2012, 02:24:06 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 05, 2012, 02:09:14 AM
:lulz:

Weren't we just talking, in the Customer Service thread, about how the only way taking those recreationally makes any sense is if you utterly fucking hate your self and your life?

They do work really well for pain relief, though. They make it so I can hardly even feel my skin, and then I fall asleep. Urgently.

Then I wake up with cottonmouth, itching like a motherfucker. Fuck those things. I cannot imagine anyone doing that for FUN.  :?

I seriously sat in my own drool for the week I was on them, and ditto on the dry mouth and itchiness when I would come out of the stupor. Oh, and they fucked with my digestion too. NO THANKS.

To get to a point where I would have to take multiple pills to even get a high is just...yeah. Sickening. However, Limbaugh probably didn't want to feel his fat fucking face, so it makes sense.

Oh yeah, also BEING TOTALLY UNABLE TO SHIT. Yeah.

So, recap:

*Numbness
*Being asleep
*Cottonmouth
*Itching
*Can't take a crap

Yep, sounds like big fun. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF AND WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

I fee like I understand Rush Limbaugh so much better, now.

There's an account in Seth Morgan's "Homeboy" where the protagonist has something called a "yenshi baby". He goes throgh heroin withdrawals in jail and when he finally shits, it's so big and hard and impacted that it rips his asshole wide open.

I can't find an account of this outside of that story, but if by some chance Rush ever...  :nuke:

They also cover this in Trainspotting, only it was far more liquid, but equally as explosive.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 05, 2012, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 05, 2012, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

Sometimes I think PD just has one troll that keeps changing its name... and then I remembered Poptart.  You know, even if they aren't all actually Poptart... they are.

Poptart is a state of being. It's like Nirvana, except instead of becoming One With The Universe, it's just your head, and it becomes One With Your Colon.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: hooplala on September 05, 2012, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 05, 2012, 04:59:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 05, 2012, 01:39:44 PM
Quote from: DECI4 on September 05, 2012, 12:35:30 AM
Rush Limbaugh is a visionary and American hero. It's no wonder that this forum filled with feminazis and leftist cowards would sully his great name.

Have you no shame?

Sometimes I think PD just has one troll that keeps changing its name... and then I remembered Poptart.  You know, even if they aren't all actually Poptart... they are.

Poptart is a state of being. It's like Nirvana, except instead of becoming One With The Universe, it's just your head, and it becomes One With Your Colon.

A perfect discordian parable.
Title: Re: Rush Limbaugh is a Huge Idiot.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 05, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
Quote from: Faust on September 05, 2012, 09:27:40 AM
I am a female Nazi trapped in the body of a hairy greek.

Once medical science has advanced significantly I will have the treatment to release my inner aryan blond bombshell, then all you schweinhunds will cower at the hands of the Transenmench.

:potd: