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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: The Wizard Joseph on September 06, 2012, 10:01:20 PM

Title: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 06, 2012, 10:01:20 PM
I was shown this video by one of my friends and collaborators just last night.
This is CLEARLY the truth, brought out into the public eye for to free us all!  Also the funniest video of it's type I have ever seen. Ever.

Now just hear the man out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0BnQpeNIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0BnQpeNIA)

:lulz:
Looking into his account I think there's a real gold mine here!
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Cain on September 06, 2012, 10:57:29 PM
I'm 99% certain he is trolling.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 07, 2012, 02:51:55 AM
Yeah, me too. And it's amazing!  If he's not trolling then I think he needs the kind of help you can't get from just a pill. 
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 09, 2012, 05:52:13 PM
After watching more of the vids and observing the comments and responses I've come to the conclusion that he is indeed a bit of a wackjob, and the funny is incidental.  His symbolic leaps are coherent, but not a reflection of a healthy mind that is in the driver's seat.

It's still funny, but a little funny-sad to me now. The poor bastard. I can relate to it, having been on the edge and out in deep water a few times. He's not swimming well.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 04:58:26 AM
This is amazing.

Reminds me of this guy. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44)
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Marijuana is #BANNED and #ILLEGAL because it is a mind expanding drug that allows you to see the true nature of things. When you smoke buds with a certain type of purple and blue crystal, it activates your neuro centers and specifically a part of the brain called the cranial eczema. It is be(lie)ved that this part of the brain, regularly dormant in humans, is an ancient secret. Most pre-human societies were telepathic, using this center of the brain to communicate on a cosmic level and tap into truths that we don't know. This is why they never developed technology--no need for computers or war when you're already living in utopia. However some humans mutated and without cranial eczema activation were forced to discovering spears and crude weapons which they used to wipe out the peaceful telepathic pre-humans. It is this center of the brain that we tap into when listening to dubstep or smoking herb. It enfeebles us to be peaceful and be in touch with the divine, which is why the governments of the world want to unite to stop it and keep the people living in darkness. Whatever that's just a little bit of the stuff I know about and crazy shit I think about day to day. Follow me on twitter.
:lulz:
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 05:29:36 AM
I had cranial eczema once. It itched.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Cain on September 16, 2012, 05:50:53 AM
LISTENING TO DUPSTEP AND GETTING HIGH ALLOWS ME TO ACCESS HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUS AND SPIRITUAL KNOWLEGDE.

Christ, I'm already sympathising with the non-telepathic humans.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2012, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2012, 05:50:53 AM
LISTENING TO DUPSTEP AND GETTING HIGH ALLOWS ME TO ACCESS HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUS AND SPIRITUAL KNOWLEGDE.

Christ, I'm already sympathising with the non-telepathic humans.

I sure as fuck am.  I HAVE A FLAKE OF FLINT.  SHOW ME WHERE THE HIPPIES ARE AT.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
But did you watch the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

Just making sure!
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2012, 06:23:12 AM
Quote from: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
But did you watch the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

Just making sure!

No.  I have already exceeded my Stupid Hippy Quota today, by reading Our Common Enemy's posts up in the flouride thread.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 03:34:52 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 16, 2012, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2012, 05:50:53 AM
LISTENING TO DUPSTEP AND GETTING HIGH ALLOWS ME TO ACCESS HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUS AND SPIRITUAL KNOWLEGDE.

Christ, I'm already sympathising with the non-telepathic humans.

I sure as fuck am.  I HAVE A FLAKE OF FLINT.  SHOW ME WHERE THE HIPPIES ARE AT.

:lulz:
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 16, 2012, 03:37:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 16, 2012, 06:23:12 AM
Quote from: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
But did you watch the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

Just making sure!

No.  I have already exceeded my Stupid Hippy Quota today, by reading Our Common Enemy's posts up in the flouride thread.

It's actually a fairly hilarious riff on every stoned hippie conspiracy theorist who babbles a bunch of nothing without saying anything, ever.
Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 16, 2012, 08:10:08 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 16, 2012, 03:37:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 16, 2012, 06:23:12 AM
Quote from: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
But did you watch the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

Just making sure!

No.  I have already exceeded my Stupid Hippy Quota today, by reading Our Common Enemy's posts up in the flouride thread.

It's actually a fairly hilarious riff on every stoned hippie conspiracy theorist who babbles a bunch of nothing without saying anything, ever.

The last thing you hear is some girl off-camera saying "I can see your penis!"  :lulz:

Title: Re: This is what happens when you give Occult knowledge to the masses.
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 16, 2012, 09:34:14 PM
Quote from: MMMW on September 16, 2012, 06:20:42 AM
But did you watch the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44

Just making sure!

:lulz:

Now That's a video!

Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 16, 2012, 06:00:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2012, 05:50:53 AM
LISTENING TO DUPSTEP AND GETTING HIGH ALLOWS ME TO ACCESS HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUS AND SPIRITUAL KNOWLEGDE.

Christ, I'm already sympathising with the non-telepathic humans.

I sure as fuck am.  I HAVE A FLAKE OF FLINT.  SHOW ME WHERE THE HIPPIES ARE AT.

Over there in the clearing. They seem to believe that their "tree spirits" will somehow protect them. They make some very nice bracelets, and just LOOK at all that virgin timber.