http://www.nomiku.com/ (http://www.nomiku.com/)
You heard the lady, it's like the microwave oven of bag-steak!
Use it to make scrambled eggs!
Only $359!
:horrormirth:
I like how their target market seems to be people who can't cook, but have plenty of money to throw at overpriced crap
I had a thought shortly after I posted that.
It occurred to me that the whole bag-steak thing might actually be some sort of clever dadaist anti-art approach to cooking, giving the clueless food-fad-followers the cooking they deserve, and maybe it just got out of hand.
I mean, if people are willing to pay money for viscous glop that's labeled "scrambled eggs," why not make it for them and cackle to yourself as the pour it down their face-hole?
Jesus fuck.
It's gonna be awesome when the thermostats on a bunch of these go out and people get wicked food poisoning.