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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: AFK on September 09, 2012, 07:08:43 PM

Title: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: AFK on September 09, 2012, 07:08:43 PM
That this week it's the 11th anniversary of that thing we're never, ever supposed to forget.  Well, I remembered, so I guess this means I'll be on Santa Uncle Sam's Good List for another year.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
Ah the American deathcult. I would have missed it myself until I looked at my calendar and asked myself what the hell Patriot Day was.

There's a difference between remembering and not forgetting.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:36:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:36:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?

1.  Both events occurred with no good guys on either side.

2.  The defenders/victims were engaged in one form of slavery or another.

3.  Both events were used as rationalizations for massive acts of international armed robbery.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:41:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

:lulz:

Remember Drogheda! 9/11/1649
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:42:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

This is an excellent idea.

Now I just have to work on alternating bass notes.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: AFK on September 09, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   :lol:
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 09, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   :lol:

Forgot he was a musician.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 09, 2012, 08:40:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!

You might want to make the Twin Towers JP Morgan Chase Tower and Wells Fargo Bank Plaza (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_Houston). 
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 09, 2012, 09:03:40 PM
There's a 50% chance I will have to work in downtown Manhattan part of this week. I am not looking forward to this.
Title: Re: I Almost Forgot...
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 10, 2012, 03:09:31 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

:lulz: Cant stop laughing... Gotta go to sleep now you bastard. Awesome post!