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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cain on September 09, 2012, 08:08:08 PM

Title: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Cain on September 09, 2012, 08:08:08 PM
Quote"Group sex is better than one-on-one because, as in any sort of collective work, you can shirk off."

If Vladimir Putin (http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/06/vladimir-putin-cranes-hang-glider?newsfeed=true) did not exist, he would have to be invented.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Juana on September 09, 2012, 08:22:59 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: what.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 09, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
QuoteRussian President Vladimir Putin is reportedly planning to put on a fake beak and fly a motorized hang-glider to lead a flock of endangered young Siberian white cranes on part of their migration to Asia.

When is the last time Obama led a flock of endangered cranes to Asia in a bird suit?

Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Epimetheus on September 09, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: A man of personality, you have to give him that. If only a personality and prominent figure like that were combined with a sound and effective politics.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 09, 2012, 09:01:27 PM
ITT, evidence that Russia won the Cold War.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Suu on September 09, 2012, 09:22:58 PM
Is there anything this man can't/won't do?!
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Richter on September 09, 2012, 11:55:48 PM
 :lulz:
This man is a hero.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 10, 2012, 01:38:54 AM
The world can rest easy knowing this man will save the cranes. And they might as well shirk off at orgies when Putin is around - he's got it covered. Out of the way, Chuck Norris. Dos Equis guy, you've been replaced. Change "Jim Dandy" to "Vladamir" in that old LaVerne Baker song. This man could be the next...dare I say it? GEORGE ZIMMER. :lulz:
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2012, 03:40:05 AM
I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 10, 2012, 07:40:22 AM
I hope Putin is still in his prime when the New World Order happens so we can elect him Global President.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on September 10, 2012, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2012, 03:40:05 AM
I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.

How so?
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: Suu on September 11, 2012, 04:59:11 AM
Relevant.

http://www.cafepress.com/+vladimir_putin_shower_curtain,629526489

Someone give me $60.
Title: Re: Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin
Post by: East Coast Hustle on September 11, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 10, 2012, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2012, 03:40:05 AM
I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.

How so?

Name someone that's cooler than Putin. He's like a real-life Dos Equis guy, but even more badass.
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