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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM

Title: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

Actually HAVE, or how do we see it?

The water in the glass has been poisoned.  The amount of water present isn't actually important.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Verbal Mike on September 10, 2012, 08:14:29 PM
Quote from: Some Dead Guy on September 10, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

Actually HAVE, or how do we see it?

The water in the glass has been poisoned.  The amount of water present isn't actually important.
:lulz:
here, here!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: MMMW on September 10, 2012, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

I had a full glass when my head filled my ass. Now it's half-full but the emptiness is more useful.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: MMMW on September 10, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
And the water smells pretty bad.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 01:57:39 AM
Quote from: MMMW on September 10, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
And the water smells pretty bad.

That isn't water.

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING!
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on September 11, 2012, 02:43:18 PM
That's a good question.

Here's another. I wonder if someone who has had either a full glass or an empty one, is more likely to have had each at some point.

Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

:lol:
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: LMNO on September 11, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
And the day is off to a wonderful/horrible start.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on September 11, 2012, 03:25:24 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

Oh great,

Now my glass is 150%  :aaa:
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Freeky on September 11, 2012, 05:36:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!

YEAH HUH THEY DRINK THE OCEAN IM WEIRD CONTESTS WITH JOTUNS.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2012, 07:48:38 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!

If you're down to water, Waffles, I have a batch of mead, here...
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Don Coyote on September 11, 2012, 07:51:35 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

Pants are a vile tool of the patriarchy used to keep the common man down.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.

MARRY ME, YOU HUNK!
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.

MARRY ME, YOU HUNK!

IT WILL BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/HKTGRRWIWEDDING.jpg)
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/HKTGRRWIWEDDING.jpg)

Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/HKTGRRWIWEDDING.jpg)

Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...

Has to wait til I get home, on account of nannywall.
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 12, 2012, 01:43:19 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/HKTGRRWIWEDDING.jpg)

Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...

I know!
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:48:00 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s131/Slesk/HKTGRRWIWEDDING.jpg)

Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...

STILL CAN'T SEE PIC.

WHAT IS WRONG?
Title: Re: Something that just popped into my head
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 12, 2012, 01:48:26 AM
NOW I CAN!

YOU'RE RADIANT!