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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 04:43:21 AM

Title: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 04:43:21 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_e6IzPPVP_8/UE0DNb8UX3I/AAAAAAAARKc/e0ocXLEUiIQ/s640/Biden+Biker+Broad.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Don Coyote on September 11, 2012, 04:51:02 AM
I love the eyes on the two biker dudes.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 04:52:30 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 11, 2012, 04:51:02 AM
I love the eyes on the two biker dudes.

Biden could kill them both with his bouffant.

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwNp5i-TuI
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Don Coyote on September 11, 2012, 05:01:45 AM
WHAT THIS IS I DON'T EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 11, 2012, 05:12:46 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 04:52:30 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 11, 2012, 04:51:02 AM
I love the eyes on the two biker dudes.

Biden could kill them both with his bouffant.

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAwNp5i-TuI

This is ART.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
posting to mention that all that I got from the link was this message.


This video is unavailable
"R Kelly Wants Deaf Peop..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
Sorry about that.

I really feel that I missed something good here!

The photo is priceless.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
posting to mention that all that I got from the link was this message.


This video is unavailable
"R Kelly Wants Deaf Peop..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
Sorry about that.

I really feel that I missed something good here!

The photo is priceless.

It was a Jehovah's Witness ad done in sign language to tell deaf people not to masturbate.

Set to an R Kelly tune.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Elder Iptuous on September 11, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
I like the patches on the fellow on the right that declare him:
Troll
President
Ordained Minister
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 11, 2012, 09:27:27 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
posting to mention that all that I got from the link was this message.


This video is unavailable
"R Kelly Wants Deaf Peop..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
Sorry about that.

I really feel that I missed something good here!

The photo is priceless.

It was a Jehovah's Witness ad done in sign language to tell deaf people not to masturbate.

Set to an R Kelly tune.

I wish I'd known they were going to have it taken down.
I'd have grabbed it and put it back up.
If I did things like that.
Which I don't.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 11, 2012, 09:28:50 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on September 11, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
I like the patches on the fellow on the right that declare him:
Troll
President
Ordained Minister

Need to be on business cards.  :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:30:03 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
posting to mention that all that I got from the link was this message.


This video is unavailable
"R Kelly Wants Deaf Peop..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
Sorry about that.

I really feel that I missed something good here!

The photo is priceless.

It was a Jehovah's Witness ad done in sign language to tell deaf people not to masturbate.

Set to an R Kelly tune.

:sad: They really reacted quick in that one.  Thanks.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
HEY, BUBBA!  I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST TROLL EVER!

YEAH?

LET'S GET THE VICE PRESIDENT DRUNK AND SICK THELMA THE MANIAC ON HIM!

FUCK YEAH!

Troll, idealized.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 09:32:08 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:30:03 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 09:25:04 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:21:06 PM
posting to mention that all that I got from the link was this message.


This video is unavailable
"R Kelly Wants Deaf Peop..."
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
Sorry about that.

I really feel that I missed something good here!

The photo is priceless.

It was a Jehovah's Witness ad done in sign language to tell deaf people not to masturbate.

Set to an R Kelly tune.

:sad: They really reacted quick in that one.  Thanks.

The part where the guy is signing for male and female masturbation is unmistakable, needs no translation, and had me gritting my teeth to avoid pissing in my pants.    He's wearing a suit, no backdrop, and maintains a completely straight face throughout the whole thing.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: EK WAFFLR on September 11, 2012, 09:33:58 PM
Someone else has re-uploaded it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rALKvHo7tWA
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: Freeky on September 11, 2012, 09:46:54 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:33:58 PM
Someone else has re-uploaded it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rALKvHo7tWA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
 :horrormirth: I may never recover from this! I think it's permanent now.. my face hurts.

I took the trouble to look up the verses in the corner. Didn't say anything about touching yourself per se. The later ones focused on God's forgiveness.  My take is that it may wind up on your permanent record, or the blooper reel, but heaven gets a lot if this and it's ok.

Thanks again Mr. Castro. You just made my day!
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
Thanks again Mr. Castro.

It's El Presidente.

I think I've earned that.
Title: Re: BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
Thanks again Mr. Castro.

It's El Presidente.

I think I've earned that.

Ah, lo ciento. El Presidente Castro!