Thought for Tuesday, September 11th, 2012:
It's always darkest right right before the dawn. But what the fuck are you doing up that early? What makes you think dawn will be better? It's the same shit, plus you have the sun in your eyes. No good will come of this. Go back to bed, and get up at a decent fucking hour. Like noon.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Thought for Tuesday, September 11th, 2012:
It's always darkest right right before the dawn. But what the fuck are you doing up that early? What makes you think dawn will be better? It's the same shit, plus you have the sun in your eyes. No good will come of this. Go back to bed, and get up at a decent fucking hour. Like noon.
This is why I choose you as my personal deity. Well, that, and the cool decoder ring.
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Thought for Tuesday, September 11th, 2012:
It's always darkest right right before the dawn. But what the fuck are you doing up that early? What makes you think dawn will be better? It's the same shit, plus you have the sun in your eyes. No good will come of this. Go back to bed, and get up at a decent fucking hour. Like noon.
Up that early? I hadn't gone to bed, yet...
I always thought that "it's darkest before dawn" was a silly phrase.
Firstly that's largely dependent on lunar phase. Sometime's it's darkest at midnight, or just after sunset. This is also barring the occurrence of a nearby supernova, and oh man I hope that happens soon, that would be some awesome shit to look at.
Secondly, it's stating the obvious. Your lungs are fullest when you breathe in. You're always the hungriest before you eat. You always have to piss the most after the third beer and you haven't broken the seal. Why state the obvious? I mean, I know that it makes for song lyrics that seem deep on the surface but actually aren't. But aside from that the statement isn't particularly useful.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 11, 2012, 07:58:42 PM
Your lungs are fullest when you breathe WATER.
FIXED. NOT SO FUCKING CLEVER
NOW, ARE WE?
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 11, 2012, 07:58:42 PM
Your lungs are fullest when you breathe WATER.
FIXED. NOT SO FUCKING CLEVER NOW, ARE WE?
Technically that's called drowning.
:requia:
IT'S NOT ALWAYS LEGITIMATE DROWNING THOUGH
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Quote from: VERBL on September 11, 2012, 08:12:04 PM
IT'S NOT ALWAYS LEGITIMATE DROWNING THOUGH
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That is beautiful, Verb.
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 06:43:09 PM
Thought for Tuesday, September 11th, 2012:
It's always darkest right right before the dawn. But what the fuck are you doing up that early? What makes you think dawn will be better? It's the same shit, plus you have the sun in your eyes. No good will come of this. Go back to bed, and get up at a decent fucking hour. Like noon.
Up that early? I hadn't gone to bed, yet...
This. Goddamn night terrors.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 11, 2012, 07:58:42 PM
I always thought that "it's darkest before dawn" was a silly phrase.
Firstly that's largely dependent on lunar phase. Sometime's it's darkest at midnight, or just after sunset. This is also barring the occurrence of a nearby supernova, and oh man I hope that happens soon, that would be some awesome shit to look at.
Secondly, it's stating the obvious. Your lungs are fullest when you breathe in. You're always the hungriest before you eat. You always have to piss the most after the third beer and you haven't broken the seal. Why state the obvious? I mean, I know that it makes for song lyrics that seem deep on the surface but actually aren't. But aside from that the statement isn't particularly useful.
OH, YOU WANT :REQUIA:? I'LL GIVE YOU :REQUIA:
The phrase is a metaphor for despair and hope: It's a poetic representation of the old saying "This, too, shall pass." It's meant to give comfort to those who grieve, by telling them, when they're at their most miserable and desperate, the will get through it and eventually find themselves in a better head state. It means, "it gets better".
Of course, the proper phrase
should be,
"It's always darkest before you're eaten by a Grue."
Also, VERBL: Permission to yoink pic.
"Non servium" :p
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2012, 08:30:02 PM
Also, VERBL: Permission to yoink pic.
It's been getting passed around facebook for at least a couple of weeks, I'm guessing it's yoinkable.
Yup, it's not mine, and I didn't ask permission. I got it from the Facebook Page "Being Liberal", but it wasn't theirs either.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2012, 08:28:55 PM
Of course, the proper phrase should be,
"It's always darkest before you're eaten by a Grue."
:potd:
It's always darkest before the universe achieves maximum entropy and suffers heat death.
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on September 12, 2012, 10:34:12 AM
It's always darkest before the universe achieves maximum entropy and suffers heat death.
Stupid Universe. Why you gotta have heat death?
It's always darkest right after the barstool hits you, and right before you start seeing stars.
It's always darkest st noon time, if you have a blinding migraine.
It's always darkest after you get red hot pokers jammed in your eyes, or when you have your visual cortex removed.
It's always darkest if you are Helen Keller
:lulz:
:lulz:
Waffles wins.
Yeah thats eternal darkness in both directions. Prebirth darkness living darkness and post mortem darkness
It's always darkest right before you stub your fucking toe on the table leg.
It's always darkest when some fucker has their high beams on in the opposite lane.