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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 17, 2004, 08:07:20 PM

Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: Anonymous on November 17, 2004, 08:07:20 PM
FNORD!
These ASSHEADS must be stopped!


QuoteDear Friend,
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has announced plans to launch an outrageous new study in which participating low income families will have their children exposed to toxic pesticides over the course of two years. For taking part in these studies, each family will receive $970, a free video camera, a T-shirt, and a framed certificate of appreciation. The study entitled CHEERS (Children,Äôs Environmental Exposure Research Study) will look at how chemicals can be ingested, inhaled or absorbed by children ranging from babies to 3 years old.

Please take a moment to join tens of thousands of citizens in petitioning the EPA to terminate this study prior to its proposed launch in early 2005.

More information and petition here: http://www.organicconsumers.org/epa-alert.htm

Please also forward this message...
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FNORD!
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: gnimbley on November 17, 2004, 08:19:50 PM
Spam email. The study is to test kids to see if they are exposed to
toxic chemical in their normal environment. The people passing
this email are afraid that the study will show that poor kids are not
being exposed to toxic chemicals in household cleaners (and the like)
and they will lose one of their favorite fundraising tools.

http://www.epa.gov/cheers/basic.htm

Pah on disengenious fundraising.

gnimbley - who shot this one down earlier this week.
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: LMNO on November 17, 2004, 08:28:23 PM
This guy is spamming the post-- thanks for the heads up, gnome.

Have a cooke.
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: gnimbley on November 17, 2004, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: LMNOThis guy is spamming the post-- thanks for the heads up, gnome.

Have a cooke.

Alistaire or Sammy?
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: LMNO on November 17, 2004, 08:42:30 PM
Sammy.
Title: Re: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2004, 10:58:59 AM
Quote from: AnonymousFNORD!
These ASSHEADS must be stopped!

Heh.  The EPA probably STARTED that bogus email, so as to discredit people who say such things when they REALLY happen.
Title: Re: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: Slarti on November 21, 2004, 03:06:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: AnonymousFNORD!
These ASSHEADS must be stopped!

Heh.  The EPA probably STARTED that bogus email, so as to discredit people who say such things when they REALLY happen.

maybe you're an EPA agent working to discredit the EPA discreditors.
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 21, 2004, 07:13:17 AM
I'm with the EPA.

(Enraged Pinheads Anonymous, that is)
Title: Re: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2004, 11:30:58 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: AnonymousFNORD!
These ASSHEADS must be stopped!

Heh.  The EPA probably STARTED that bogus email, so as to discredit people who say such things when they REALLY happen.

maybe you're an EPA agent working to discredit the EPA discreditors.

I would NEVER cheat on DHS that way.

Oops.

Rev Roger,
Is a dead man.
Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 21, 2004, 05:27:01 PM
you work for the Department of Human Services? I bet you get to meet a lot of hot welfare moms...

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Title: WTF??!!Stop these F#@%rs!!!
Post by: CannedLizard on November 21, 2004, 06:03:53 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonyou work for the Department of Human Services? I bet you get to meet a lot of hot welfare moms...

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